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HalfListic said:
haha it all fits right...but no, not from Utah but I have family there. My dad grew up in richfield and my mom in provo, but I grew up elsewhere...several states. But yes to being LDS, and liking neon trees! I actually have seen them a few times a velour if you know provo. And my family goes to lake Powell often enough and it one of my favorites as well.👍
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Lol
I went to UVU but recently moved to st George and I'm learning to love it down here. Went mountain biking, but that prob won't happen too often since I don't own a bike. That's really sad because the trails down here are pretty amazing
 
Pretty funny story I read on el inter web, enjoy:

I arrived at my doctor's office for a routine physical and everything was going fine. My previous conditions had all gone away and we were wrapping up when my doctor (female by the way, I am male) told me that she was "Going to need to check me for an enema." She turned away for a moment to put on some gloves as she did so I stood up, took off my pants, and bent over.
I misheard her. One does not "check" for an enema. One checks for a hernia.
The moment she turned around I heard "Oh sweet Jesus, what!" and I immediately realized my mistake. I quickly turned around to see my now bright-red doctor flushing over the completely unprecedented sight of my anus pointed in her direction. I began to apologize profusely and what followed can only be described as an extremely awkward check for testicular cancer and a hasty departure on her part. Needless to say I, too, got out of there as quickly as possible.
 
HalfListic said:
Pretty funny story I read on el inter web, enjoy:

I arrived at my doctor's office for a routine physical and everything was going fine. My previous conditions had all gone away and we were wrapping up when my doctor (female by the way, I am male) told me that she was "Going to need to check me for an enema." She turned away for a moment to put on some gloves as she did so I stood up, took off my pants, and bent over.
I misheard her. One does not "check" for an enema. One checks for a hernia.
The moment she turned around I heard "Oh sweet Jesus, what!" and I immediately realized my mistake. I quickly turned around to see my now bright-red doctor flushing over the completely unprecedented sight of my anus pointed in her direction. I began to apologize profusely and what followed can only be described as an extremely awkward check for testicular cancer and a hasty departure on her part. Needless to say I, too, got out of there as quickly as possible.
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Oh I can't wait for the day when people start exposing their naked flesh to me.............

















nope, not really looking forward to that part of being a doctor. Lol
 
dudeliness said:
Oh I can't wait for the day when people start exposing their naked flesh to me.............

















nope, not really looking forward to that part of being a doctor. Lol
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it's funny how forthright some patients are with docs i've shadowed... people strip down to their skivvies (and less) baring all too see. no shame, no shame.

*shaking my head*... gotta love the wholeheartedness of some people though who will bluntly just take their trousers off and ask "Doc what's going on down here" 😱
 
dudeliness said:
Oh I can't wait for the day when people start exposing their naked flesh to me.............

















nope, not really looking forward to that part of being a doctor. Lol
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Im really stoked for fecal disimpactions. Anybody else???
 
First day of insanity. I think I'm going to hate myself for a couple of weeks.
 
dudeliness said:
First day of insanity. I think I'm going to hate myself for a couple of weeks.
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Cool!

My wife and I actually just started last week, so we are on week two...and if you are anything like me, it wont take a couple of weeks to hate yourself, haha.

My quads and calves are so sore that I'm sure I look like I have arthritis whenever I stand up or sit down.


Good luck👍
 
HalfListic said:
Cool!

My wife and I actually just started last week, so we are on week two...and if you are anything like me, it wont take a couple of weeks to hate yourself, haha.

My quads and calves are so sore that I'm sure I look like I have arthritis whenever I stand up or sit down.


Good luck👍
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Ha ha! Yeah that'll probably be me when I come out to interview in Arizona a few weeks from now. All I did was the fit test this morning and I feel strangely weak.
 
Something I just found in my FB feed. You're welcome, everyone.

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dudeliness said:
A storm trooper you know? Well one things for sure, she's not one of the original clones...
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That would be nice, but no I do not know her. Sorry! I have a crude OPP joke but I will refrain.
 
Congrats dude. Unfortunately, your success will not make my interviews less than $500.
 
Dudeliness to what do you attribute your amazing success so far?
 
felix2929 said:
Dudeliness to what do you attribute your amazing success so far?
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Throwing a Benjamin into each secondary.


Seriously though, how am I supposed to know? I'm just a pre-med like everyone else. You can see my stats and even a description of my EC's on my mdapps account. Your guess is as good as mine other than that.
 
Feeling a little overwhelmed due to my class load this semester.

Weekend has started for me, though. I just want to crack a Beeeeeeeeeeeer.
 
NeuroLAX said:
Your Dudeliness 😉 😎
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Reasons I wish I was dudliness:
He's old enough to rent a car without paying the ridiculous <25 fee.
He has 11 interviews 👍

Reasons I'm glad I'm not dudliness:
He has 11 interviews :scared:. I'm already stressing about paying for all of mine and I'm only at 5.
 
MedPR said:
Reasons I wish I was dudliness:
He's old enough to rent a car without paying the ridiculous <25 fee.
He has 11 interviews 👍

Reasons I'm glad I'm not dudliness:
He has 11 interviews :scared:. I'm already stressing about paying for all of mine and I'm only at 5.
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Wow, I'm getting famous when there are whole posts about me. Just keep in mind that I will most likely disappoint in person. No man can live up to the legend that is...DUDELINESS! 😉
 
Dang it, typo in my last post and it won't let me edit!! No, OCD is taking over!! Arghhh!
 
dudeliness said:
Wow, I'm getting famous when there are whole posts about me. Just keep in mind that I will most likely disappoint in person. No man can live up to the legend that is...DUDELINESS! 😉
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:laugh:👍
 
dudeliness said:
Wow, I'm getting famous when there are whole posts about me. Just keep in mind that I will most likely disappoint in person. No man can live up to the legend that is...DUDELINESS! 😉
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Dude... wait for it... liness!
 
Please somebody make a meme already. I will choose the winning meme (is that a Charlie sheen reference?) and it will become my new avatar!
 
Damn you, dudeliness. I have my first exam tomorrow and your proposal is making it extremely difficult to concentrate.
 
NeuroLAX said:
Damn you, dudeliness. I have my first exam tomorrow and your proposal is making it extremely difficult to concentrate.
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😀 😀 😀
I have an interview tomorrow and nobody is keeping me up but myself. Can't sleep, and I don't really feel like I'm nervous.
 
dudeliness said:
😀 😀 😀
I have an interview tomorrow and nobody is keeping me up but myself. Can't sleep, and I don't really feel like I'm nervous.
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Where at? How was your LECOM? I hated the group interview.
 
DrWily said:
Where at? How was your LECOM? I hated the group interview.
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LECOM-B this week. LECOM-E last week wasn't too bad with the group interview. In some ways it kind of took the pressure off, you know?
 
dudeliness said:
LECOM-B this week. LECOM-E last week wasn't too bad with the group interview. In some ways it kind of took the pressure off, you know?
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I found the group interview at LECOM-B to have the same effect. It was my first interview and one of the schools I had the greatest chance of getting into, which really made me bring my A game. I was at the end of the table so I had the chance to express my opinions first, which allowed me to answer questions properly without having to say "I agree with so and so, etc."
 
Can anyone verify that AZCOM, DMU, NSU, and KCUMB do not have group interviews?
 
NeuroLAX said:
I found the group interview at LECOM-B to have the same effect. It was my first interview and one of the schools I had the greatest chance of getting into, which really made me bring my A game. I was at the end of the table so I had the chance to express my opinions first, which allowed me to answer questions properly without having to say "I agree with so and so, etc."
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I wasn't really a the beginning of the group or the end today, but for some reason I struggled to think clearly enough to answer with a unique answer today. It may have something to do with getting about 8 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours, but that's really my own fault.
I don't think I interviewed horribly, but it didn't go as smoothly this week. I think I'd rather get into Bradenton than Erie, so hopefully I didn't too bad here.
 
dudeliness said:
Hmm, first submission looks pretty good. I might offer you an interview to see if your meme is really a good fit for me. Lol
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Hahaha I've got 6 of my own already to try and figure out! I don't think I can handle another one right now.
 
dudeliness said:
Yeah, tell me about it bro.
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Have you scheduled all of yours? With my schedule I could only squeeze 4 into September. My 5th one has to be in October.
 
The whole forum is dead tonight.
 
I must look like a real cool dude. The subway girl asked me if I'm an undercover cop. I'm a medical courier.
Nada que ver

Haha!


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dudeliness said:
I must look like a real cool dude. The subway girl asked me if I'm an undercover cop. I'm a medical courier.
Nada que ver

Jajajaja!


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Fixed. 😛



Ready to enjoy the weekend. Lots of schoolwork and catch up to do.

Can't wait to start working less! 👍
 
DocFelt said:
Fixed. 😛
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Ha ha! Too funny. I didn't think anyone would get what I meant, but it can't really be expressed with the same feeling in English. Lol


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dudeliness said:
Ha ha! Too funny. I didn't think anyone would get what I meant, but it can't really be expressed with the same feeling in English. Lol


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so, if you had to translate it...for us non-spanish slangsters?
 
dudeliness said:
I must look like a real cool dude. The subway girl asked me if I'm an undercover cop. I'm a medical courier.
Nada que ver

Haha!


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Did you hit it?
 
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