10+ Year Member
- Jun 29, 2007
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We know that we're going to be the gunners, let's discuss our techniques, moves, and stratagey amongst ourselves.
I have netter's anatomy on my iphone (+1 gunner points?) but I never open it (-2 gunner points?).
whats a gunner
def. (noun) - a self-absorbed overachieving prick that is on a machievellian mission to gain acceptance into an ortho/omfs specialty program, by sabatoging the competition, being a sycophant to professors, sacrificing their social life, and channeling their sharp intellect for the sole purpose of achieving perfect grades, top class rank, & high board scores in order to be accepted into said specialty programs.
Aah, but what if they were fake strategies in order to get others to do them while he does something completely diferent. Major gunner right there.
Gunners suffer from a condition I like to term "specialitis." This infection of the central nervous system includes the following symptoms: obsessive studying on friday nights; obsessive lab work on friday nights; being in the sim lab at 630 am; being in the sim lab until 9pm; frantic discussions after tests with other specialitis sufferers including the phrases "ah man, I know that I got at least 1 wrong- OH NO!"; NBDE 1 preparation beginning on day one of dental school; sleep loss; hair loss; friend loss; spouse loss; bruxism; gain of weight; gain of wrinkles; gain of nervous ticks; etc.
This is just a partial list. No disrespect intended for my residency bound friends though. Good luck gunners. Your gonna need it.
Gunners suffer from a condition I like to term "specialitis." This infection of the central nervous system includes the following symptoms ... sleep loss; hair loss; friend loss; spouse loss; ... gain of weight; gain of wrinkles; gain of nervous ticks; etc.
I've been gunning since high school, had to make Ivy some how. After gunning 8 years, we know what it's about.
gunners are, by definition, D bags.
so what's your point?