Path is in our rear view mirror part 02

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EctopicFetus said:
Yeah and dont forget the retinal scanner and of course the chip we had implanted in our backs (so we couldnt take it out ourselves). Lesser schools, unlike where we went (the Harvard of the midwest), implant them in forearms but any ***** with a suture kit can get it out..
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So instead you just need two idiots with suture kits?
 
Right.. lots of us around but we were too dumb to figure it out. Hence my chip is still inside..

Too late now I dont want people to know that I have a microchip..shh dont tell!
 
EctopicFetus said:
Right.. lots of us around but we were too dumb to figure it out. Hence my chip is still inside..

Too late now I dont want people to know that I have a microchip..shh dont tell!
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THey can't find you if you wear your tinfoil hat...
 
EctopicFetus said:
Right.. lots of us around but we were too dumb to figure it out. Hence my chip is still inside..

Too late now I dont want people to know that I have a microchip..shh dont tell!
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Doesn't Prof. Fetus find the bump on your back strange? Or do you just blame it on aliens? :laugh:
 
SoCuteMD said:
THey can't find you if you wear your tinfoil hat...
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The problem is the tinfoil hat broadcasts my thoughts better and oh boy if people found out what was going thru my mind it would be bad.. very bad.. yeah...
 
DropkickMurphy said:
Doesn't Prof. Fetus find the bump on your back strange? Or do you just blame it on aliens? :laugh:
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I believe mine is embedded under muscle.. or perhaps under the scapula or something. She hasnt found it yet.. and she has looked.. weird.. They must have had one of their anatomy profs research an ideal place to put this chip...

That must have been where my tuition money went!
 
EctopicFetus said:
The problem is the tinfoil hat broadcasts my thoughts better and oh boy if people found out what was going thru my mind it would be bad.. very bad.. yeah...
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The irony of this conversation is that if any of our patients were talking like this they'd immediately require a psych consult. 😛
 
I really hate the city of Chicago right now. It's been in negative digits for the better part of a few days. Who are the idiots that discovered this land and said "Hey! This would be a great place to live!"? They obviously discoevered this place during the months of may-september! 😡
 
SoCuteMD said:
The irony of this conversation is that if any of our patients were talking like this they'd immediately require a psych consult. 😛
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I think anyone who tries to match into EM should have to have one. :laugh:
 
Dr. Will said:
I really hate the city of Chicago right now. It's been in negative digits for the better part of a few days. Who are the idiots that discovered this land and said "Hey! This would be a great place to live!"? They obviously discoevered this place during the months of may-september! 😡
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These are also probably the same people who thought dumping their sewage into their main source of drinking water was a good idea, leading to the need to reverse the direction the Chicago River flows in years later. :laugh:
 
EctopicFetus said:
The problem is the tinfoil hat broadcasts my thoughts better and oh boy if people found out what was going thru my mind it would be bad.. very bad.. yeah...
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"Must.....kill....Rosen.....Must.....eat.....his.....brain.....to....get.....smarter." :laugh:
 
Please no more photos of Robbins. Makes me feel dirty for fighting over him.
 
I can't believe none of you had anything to say about Texas requiring the HPV vaccine.
 
I know, it's amazing. The most conservative state requiring something progressive.

I think the requirement rules, and will vote accordingly.
 
DropkickMurphy said:
Personally I'm all for it.
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It's so crazy when Dropkick and I agree. Crazy bitter RT + crazy pediatrician can't be good!

But women not dying of cervical cancer... not a bad thing.
 
doctawife said:
I know, it's amazing. The most conservative state requiring something progressive.
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As a Texan (one of MANY) who can't stand pretty boy Rick Perry, I'm still having trouble picking my jaw up off the ground at this news.

Not only did he piss off the thumpers who are very heavily represented in state government by enacting this, he bypassed said government to do it. He did it by executive order instead of the typical approach of going through t†he legislative process.

While I'm very pleased with the result, I'm very skeptical about his reasons. In any case, I agree that the end result is a very good thing. It's hard to watch a pelvic exenteration on an 18 year old with cervical cancer and not support this vaccination. My wife and I had just been discussing this and agreed our daughter would be vaccinated at the appropriate age before Perry made it mandatory.

It really pains me to say it but Perry did something useful.

Take care,
Jeff
 
I'm also for it, but I was SHOCKED that it came from Perry 1st.
 
HPV vaccine for all. I'm sure that other states will follow. It is kind of strange that Texas would do it first, but maybe they're onto something.

Fetus, you're right, we are fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed man over there. I'm guessing that his/her parents, neighbors, or nanny are illegal.
 
Jeff698 said:
As a Texan (one of MANY) who can't stand pretty boy Rick Perry, I'm still having trouble picking my jaw up off the ground at this news...

While I'm very pleased with the result, I'm very skeptical about his reasons. In any case, I agree that the end result is a very good thing... My wife and I had just been discussing this and agreed our daughter would be vaccinated at the appropriate age before Perry made it mandatory.

It really pains me to say it but Perry did something useful.

Take care,
Jeff
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Doncha just wanna pinch yourself? Every time I come across the HPV vaccine/mandatory/Texas article I start feeling a bit detached from reality. So yeah, my jaw is still hanging.

And I agree, I totally don't trust his reasons. What kinda weird **** is he gonna try to slip past the liberal minority and somewhat influential moderate group now? Or is his kid full of HPV? And why did he chose to impliment the HPV vaccine when Texas has one of the lowest childhood vaccination rates in the country? Wouldn't it be better to make, say, Prevnar mandatory? Yeah, I know it is *technically* mandatory already, but couldn 't we make noncompliance a little harder to bare? Like the mother is fined or something? Or if there is a pediatrician on record, s/he is fined?

Argh. You can tell I have no opinions on vaccines. Really. I don't, at all, want to avoid taps on 6+ weekers with sufficient vaccination. No. I love admitting those infants, really.

Really!
 
doctawife said:
It's so crazy when Dropkick and I agree. Crazy bitter RT + crazy pediatrician can't be good!

But women not dying of cervical cancer... not a bad thing.
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As a son who almost lost his mom to cervical cancer, anything that reduces the risk of that happening to someone else, I'm all for it.
 
Crazy bitter RT + crazy pediatrician can't be good!
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Hey, some of my favorite docs are crazy pediatricians! 😉
 
The stores are madness here in Chicago. I got all my materials for my famous layered bean dip! I can't wait till tomorrow! GO BEARS!!!!!😀
 
"Harry and the Hendersons" is on...I love this movie.
 
I bet you all didn't know that Colts is actually an acronym.....
 
Write it down.. who you rooting for..

Me Da Bears! 5 yrs in gloomy chicago but great fans and i love the city (in the summer)
 
DA BEARS BABY!!!!!! 👍
 
I'm not rooting for anyone. I just complain about the Colts to get a rise out of my family. :laugh:
 
By the way.....who ended up winning that EM fantasy football thing?
 
I'm going for the Colts only because I want to see Manning win it.

Really, I just hope Sexy Rexy can keep it close. It would be sad for him to break the record for the lowest QB rating in Super Bowl history, which he is certainly capable of.
 
SolidGold said:
I'm going for the Colts only because I want to see Manning win it.

Really, I just hope Sexy Rexy can keep it close. It would be sad for him to break the record for the lowest QB rating in Super Bowl history, which he is certainly capable of.
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I'm very dissapointed by this post. As a result, I hope you end up in the hell hole known as the 'natti come next year. How dare you root for the Colts!
 
bean dip.............................
 
Dr. Will said:
I'm very dissapointed by this post. As a result, I hope you end up in the hell hole known as the 'natti come next year. How dare you root for the Colts!
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That's cold...I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!
 
I don't care. The Pats aren't playing. Hmph...
 
Wow...it's 0 degrees with a wind chill of -21 degrees. Tomorrow we have a high of 4 degrees. This is ridiculous!
 
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