Path's lead is shrinking..

Started by EctopicFetus
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Tomorrow Beer PONG!!! Yeah!! Then we are planning century club and case race for later in the yr.. SWEET!!! AZZ!!
 
Agreed.. The lead needs to be built. We have a lead of 100+ posts but the path freaks could catch us at any time.. BTW Rads is over now.. Im kind of sad..Ophtho starts on monday,. 2 weeker..
 
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This thread has been quiet since we became #1.
 
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
 
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Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
 
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
 
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
 
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
 
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
 
Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
 
Lisa: Oh, if I fail I won't even be able to get into Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady.
 
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Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.
 
Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
 
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
 
Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
 
Thought I would repost this and leave it at the end in case someone wants to use it..

EctopicFetus said:
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This thread has been quiet since we became #1.
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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
 
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
 
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EctopicFetus said:
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
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ok, ectopic, you need to do a real rotation this 4th year...no joke.
 
Homer: Son, you couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
 
Homer: Everytime I learn something new I push something else out. Remember that time we went to the wine tasting and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how!
 
yaah said:
You're really obsessed with this.
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No, I just remember when path went into the lead and all the fanfare. It was a concerted effort to do it, but now path has dried up and EM is back on top!
 
Just to add to the tally...

I have a cat named Kitty, but he lives with my gf's family right now, so I guess I don't really have him, huh?

That's an ugly run-on. I know.
😀
 
EctopicFetus said:
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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nice!
:laugh:
 
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socuteMD said:
Just got back from the grocery store. F-ing madhouse!!! I guess it was payday in the city near me...and then there's the impending storm. Ugh.
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Stormy here in Bama too.
 
So, I've been to the grocery store twice so far this semester. Which isn't really significant, except that I think I went three times total last semester. Other than that, it was mostly mom and dad pity supplies and take-out (which I justify by buying cheap takeout and making it last ~3 meals). I have done laundry, done dishes, and am currently sorting through my closet. When that's done I'm going to try to wax my kitchen floor. My New Year's resolution was to act more like the homeowner I am in taking care of my place, and I've slacked a bit but I hope I can change that!
 
socuteMD said:
So, I've been to the grocery store twice so far this semester. Which isn't really significant, except that I think I went three times total last semester. Other than that, it was mostly mom and dad pity supplies and take-out (which I justify by buying cheap takeout and making it last ~3 meals). I have done laundry, done dishes, and am currently sorting through my closet. When that's done I'm going to try to wax my kitchen floor. My New Year's resolution was to act more like the homeowner I am in taking care of my place, and I've slacked a bit but I hope I can change that!
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I've got milk in my fridge that is smelling waaay too bad.
 
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