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[funshine]

I liked your old avatar too, but I LOVE your new avatar. They're both somewhat hypnotizing

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[jbone]

Sorry if my new avatar offends someone (especially you Tigress ).
I needed a change .

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Yeah, I would make fun of any condition I have.

Examples:

And if I had a terminal illness:

But then again I have requested that "Man in the Box" and "Down in the Hole" by Alice in Chains be played at my funeral so I might be just a little messed up.....

 

[funshine]

AHAAHAHAAHA!! I LOVE the first one...I'm wondering, does this mean we have a sick sense of humor, or that the ones who don't appreciate it are too uptight

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Both

 

[Virgil]

I liked your old avatar too, but I LOVE your new avatar. They're both somewhat hypnotizing

Heh, I love it too, whatever the hell it is.

 

[Virgil]

Sorry if my new avatar offends someone (especially you Tigress ).
I needed a change .

Hehe jbone, looks like the link worked!

 

[dimebag darrell]

But then again I have requested that "Man in the Box" and "Down in the Hole" by Alice in Chains be played at my funeral so I might be just a little messed up.....

AIC kick ass. Down in the hole would be good for a funeral. It's certainly depressing enough...

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Since I work at a funeral home, we often get into discussions about "appropriate songs". Those two are always near the top of the list.

I am not allowed to play the following songs during an embalming (it throws the funeral directors concentration off, especially if I happen to be singing along):
-"Man in the Box"- Alice in Chains
-"Down in the Hole"- Alice in Chains
-"Fade to Black"- Metallica
-"Down with the Sickness"- Disturbed
-"Bleeding Me"-Metallica (Think about it....)
-"Stiff Upper Lip"- AC/DC
-"Another One Bites the Dust"- Queen
-"Mr. Crowley"- Ozzie Osbourne (only funny when it happens to be the name of the guy you're embalming)
-"Someday Never Comes"- Creedence Clearwater Revival
-"Highway to Hell"- AC/DC
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[DropkickMurphy]

Oh, and of course, "Cemetery Gates". Right Dime?

 

[dimebag darrell]

Oh, and of course, "Cemetery Gates". Right Dime?

Of course! We should also add "Eulogy" by Tool. I guess I never thought about what I'd like played at my funeral. I think I'd seriously have Down in a Hole played (don't know why I called it Down in the hole before). I wonder what they played at Layne Staley's funeral?