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[LuluLovesMe]

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"Patience is a virtue, the need for instant gratification is not."

"Sarcasm doesn't travel well through electrons"

"What community do you represent? And don't say Park Slope/Long Beach/Shaker Heights"

"I agree with my learned colleague"

Talking about his "wily old admissions dean"

"Get a 'scrip for Xanax"

Sorry I'm on SDN too much 🙁

 

[deleted407021]

"If you retake the MCAT, I'll reach through the electrons and slap you upside the head."

 

[childofmercy]

"What's cool about you?? C'mon use your little brain!"

 

[Cyberdyne 101]

Referring to efle as elfie

 

[Gandyy]

When Goro wants to lay the smackdown, he says

"Good luck with the VR/CARS section."

 

[medic86]

This thread is awesome.

... wait, sorry. No Goro-ism to contribute off the top of my head. 🙁

 

[sharkbyte]

"If you retake that MCAT score, I will reach through the computer screen and smack you upside the head!"

Also anything related to "a wily old admissions dean"

 

[Gandyy]

This thread is awesome.

... wait, sorry. No Goro-ism to contribute off the top of my head. 🙁

Thats because OP took all the good quotes.

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

He used to have a quote about his 9 year old but he stopped saying it! Forget the exact quote.

He also has a quote about mucom that was saying how he knows someone there and they know what they are doing and his quote about Pcom is his doctor went there.

He also says the wise gyngyn alot!

 

[Gandyy]

I remember the 9 year old one, but cant remember exactly what it was.

 

[Cyberdyne 101]

"Send an app to my school."
-when he's complimenting a poster's effort, stats, etc.

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

I remember the 9 year old one, but cant remember exactly what it was.

Maybe someone else can.

Here are some more

Cue Argus to come in sputtering "but....but, NRMP!!"

Dont move to New York city (when calling someone thin skinned)

Something about millenlials having thin skin

Are you comfortable of being deeply in debt and unemployed?

Using food to compare schools

And that distant sound you hear is the banhammer being armed.

 

[Noomm]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

 

[childofmercy]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

bruh...

 

[allantois]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

bruh...

@AlteredScale banhammer

 

[Lawpy]

You made me bellow out loud with laughter on that one, colleague.

 

[Cotterpin]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

Why are you like this?

 

[Lawpy]

He used to have a quote about his 9 year old but he stopped saying it! Forget the exact quote.

I remember the 9 year old one, but cant remember exactly what it was.

"I suggest that people stop trying to get in the last word, like my 9 year old daughter." (aka "I'm going to have the last word, even if I'm wrong" attitude.)

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

"I suggest that people stop trying to get in the last word, like my 9 year old daughter." (aka "I'm going to have the last word, even if I'm wrong" attitude.)

He also has one about his son! He has twins

 

[Cyberdyne 101]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

"Hold very still while the banhammer hits you between the eyes."

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

"Hold very still while the banhammer hits you between the eyes."

I misquoted the banhanner one whoops!!!

He also has one about getting into carribean schools "if your breathing and can write a tuition check"

When talking about interview questions "no I'm not sharing"

"Circling the drain"

He also has one about his son! He has twins

That's wrong his son is 12 and his daughter is 9

 

[fancymylotus]

"dont wear that"

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

"I suggest that people stop trying to get in the last word, like my 9 year old daughter." (aka "I'm going to have the last word, even if I'm wrong" attitude.)

I found it!!

"This is what I tell my 12 year old is a " lazy brain question""

 

[Cyberdyne 101]

"To me, a 4.0 from Kutztown State is better than a 3.5 from Harvard."

 

[DokterMom]

Why are you like this?

Now @Cotterpin you know asking for medical diagnoses is against the SDN terms of service 😎

 

[Gandyy]

"My school only accepts the best and the brightest" when in fact he works at an osteopathic school LOL

You got ripped apart for making a comment like this before and apologized profusely. I see you didnt learn your lesson.

 

[seanthebomb]

"Caribbean Diploma Mills" lol

 

[Goro]

Lulu, YOU, I accept to my school!

EDIT: ALL of you, I accept! Now help me hold down the wily old Admissions dean and make him type up some letters.



Y'all made my day.

"Patience is a virtue, the need for instant gratification is not."

"Sarcasm doesn't travel well through electrons"

"What community do you represent? And don't say Park Slope/Long Beach/Shaker Heights"

"I agree with my learned colleague"

Talking about his "wily old admissions dean"

"Get a 'scrip for Xanax"

Sorry I'm on SDN too much 🙁

 

[Affiche]

''I cannot recommend....''
''You're arguing like my 12 year old, meaning when he gets really angry he stops making sense''
''Many thanks for your service!''

 

[Dr. Death]

I got one nobody said yet I'm so proud of myself

"I can't recommend LUCOM"

Edit: Darn you rachiie!!!

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

Yes!!! I always wanted to go to "somewhere west of St Louis com!!!"

Dream school

 

[On Eagle's Wings]

"Banhammer cocked and loaded...wait for it!

... And a sweet sound that was!"

 

[Spector1]

I know he has a cat (or maybe two?)

 

[Gandyy]

I know he has a cat (or maybe two?)

The Legends say that say that Goro is a cat.

 

[RaspberrySlushy]

I don't know the exact quote, but he has a very concise and clear saying to tell people not to take the MCAT before they're ready.

 

[Cyberdyne 101]

"Maybe on Planet Zool..."

 

[BluMist]

Can't wait to move somewhere west of St. Louis!
Anyone want to room together? I don't trust http://westofstl.craigslist.org/

Yes!!! I always wanted to go to "somewhere west of St Louis com!!!"

Dream school

 

[WedgeDawg]

You're golden, aim high!

Concur with the 'Dawg!

Talking about a score "circling the drain" for MD/DO schools

Referring to MeatTornado as MeatTorpedo

Referring to certain posters as "loose cannons"

 

[sharkbyte]

If you include a school on your list that's an ultra-reach:

"They'll appreciate the donation"

 

[Lucca]

I can't believe my all time favorite has yet to be mentioned:

"The only way you will get into medical school is as a cadaver."

 

[Gandyy]

I can't believe my all time favorite has yet to be mentioned:

"The only way you will get into medical school is as a cadaver."

LOL.

Why havent I heard that one before?

 

[TexasSurgeon]

"Beggars can't be choosy" - @Goro

 

[TexasSurgeon]

guys LMAO: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goro

 

[Glazedonutlove]

"youre a rockstar!

 

[deleted393595]

I'm surprised that @rachiie01 didn't start this thread 😛

 

[altblue]

"Catching a whiff of one of these...

"

 

[CaliforniaDreamer]

You're golden, aim high!

"But you would be platinum if..."

 

[Lucca]

Irl pic of Goro's admission dean

 

[BluMist]

FTFY

Irl pic of Goro's admission dean