Pretend you are an ADCOM member interviewing an applicant. What bizarre question would you ask the interviewee to see how they react?

[Moko]

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[MD-PhD-NonTrad]

Rejected for not answering the question!!

I did some further digging:

The Eternal Question: Why can't Pluto talk, if he and Goofy are both Dogs? - ScreenPlayas

As we age, we can’t help asking life’s biggest questions. Why are we here? what’s the meaning of life? how old is the universe? but most of all, why on earth can’t Pluto talk if he and Goofy are both dogs? We don’t have an answer for the first three questions, but we dug up … The Eternal...

www.screenplayas.com

According to this opinion piece, my on-the-spot-thought-I-was-original notion of Mickey enslaving Pluto is a common thought among internet dwellers, however they also propose a different hypothesis. That something within the Disney/Mickey universe creates a distinct division between anthropomorphized animals and animal animals. Some sort of long-ago great mutation even would have led to the evolution of the human-animals - including a human goofy. “Homo gooficus” if you will. Whereas Pluto is an animal dog, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog affected by whatever long-ago tragedy of mutation fell upon the citizens of Disney-land.

 

[Mad Jack]

You’re a physician and took an oath to do no harm. Your patient is a Jehovah’s Witness who refuses a blood transfusion. The patient is unconscious and rapidly bleeding out. In theory, the patient might not know if they ever received a transfusion. You also have reason to believe the patient was unduly influenced/coerced by family members into refusing blood. There isn’t time for a court order and guardian ad litem. The next of kin is unavailable. What would you do? Do you let the patient die? Do you violate patient autonomy? How would you decide?

I take the patient's blood since they're dying anyway and give it to someone in need

 

[Mad Jack]

If a highly inexpensive performance-enhancing substance were discovered that improved cognition and had no discernable side effects or addiction potential, should it be legalized for widespread use, and why? Would you, yourself use this substance, and why?

 

[GoPenguinsGo]

If a highly inexpensive performance-enhancing substance were discovered that improved cognition and had no discernable side effects or addiction potential, should it be legalized for widespread use, and why? Would you, yourself use this substance, and why?

You mean caffeine?

 

[Mad Jack]

You mean caffeine?

One of the many ways to answer. None of them are wrong but all of them tell you how someone approaches a problem

 

[LunaOri]

Fine then.


The pie predates the sandwich and was the original carbohydrates contained delivery mechanism for food. Thus sandwiches are just an improvement on pie.

Nothing is an improvement on pie! Pie is the best!

 

[LunaOri]

Fight me on my stance that all food is either a sandwich or a salad.

Pizza?

 

[LunaOri]

Just as the salad requires a plate and soup requires a bowl, should not the pie tin - required in both the construction and baking of the pie -itself be considered a separate receptacle for serving?

I propose that these three receptacles - and perhaps even additional variations such as the bread bowl, cup, vase, and carafe - are all derived from a singular original food and beverage containing vessel AND THUS a singular original food.

Phylogenetically, this LUCF (Last Universal Common food) is none other than water. Water in cupped hands. Therefor, all foods belong to a single food classification. Different variations and configurations of water.

This debate is done. Let us put it to rest in an unlabeled grave in the same manner as the great 19th century poet John Keats, taken too young and ahead of his time. Across the tombstone for this completed debate lies no name or date, only quothe the line:

“Here lies one whose name was writ in water.”

Would you consider fruit from a tree or vegetables from the ground to be water-delivery containers?

 

[Mad Jack]

Pizza?

Open-faced sandwich

 

[GoPenguinsGo]

Open-faced sandwich

Okay but what are chicken wings?

 

[Mad Jack]

Okay but what are chicken wings?

If they're breaded, sandwich, if they're bare, a chicken salad

 

[GoPenguinsGo]

If they're breaded, sandwich, if they're bare, a chicken salad

No way!

 

[EdgeTrimmer]

If they're breaded, sandwich, if they're bare, a chicken salad

Are you a food critic on the side?

 

[LizzyM]

If the Disney character Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?

This question?

 

[Mad Jack]

Are you a food critic on the side?

One might say that

 

[jhmmd]

What if the answer is zero but with a logical clarifier?

“I don’t masturbate whatsoever, but my spouse and I are hardcore into the FreeUse fetish so that keeps my libido in check.”

/turf to the Lounge

 

[jhmmd]

I take the patient's blood since they're dying anyway and give it to someone in need
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I sell it on eBay

 

[Med Ed]

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Be prepared to defend your answer.

According to the cube rule a hotdog is a taco.

A hotdog could be converted to a sandwich by separating the bun into two pieces and making them parallel.

 

[jhmmd]

According to the cube rule a hotdog is a taco.

A hotdog could be converted to a sandwich by separating the bun into two pieces and making them parallel.

lol

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

According to the cube rule a hotdog is a taco.

A hotdog could be converted to a sandwich by separating the bun into two pieces and making them parallel.

yessssss this is the exact hill that i am willing to die on

Another favorite food philosophy question: Is cereal a soup?

(a fun related game that the food debaters in this thread might enjoy: Something Something Soup Something )

 

[jhmmd]

yessssss this is the exact hill that i am willing to die on

Another favorite food philosophy question: Is cereal a soup?

(a fun related game that the food debaters in this thread might enjoy: Something Something Soup Something )

Cereal IS a type of soup. I said so.

 

[Med Ed]

Pizza?

The options are toast, sandwich, taco, sushi, bowl, and calzone.

Pizza is toast.

 

[Mad Jack]

Cereal IS a type of soup. I said so.

It's obviously a soup. Basically just like, al dente ajoblanco

 

[Detective SnowBucket]

Fight me on my stance that all food is either a sandwich or a salad.

if you bite into a whole onion, it is neither.

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

if you bite into a whole onion, it is neither.

an onion is just a round sandwich

 

[lumya]

an onion is just a round sandwich

See? TME gets me.

 

[MotherofDragonflies]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

 

[Mad Jack]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

It's not a story your advisors would tell you. Osteopathy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural.

 

[Detective SnowBucket]

an onion is just a round sandwich

just having layers doesn't make a sandwich. 2 pieces of bread doesn't constitute a sandwich. Many layers of onion does not either

 

[Med Ed]

just having layers doesn't make a sandwich. 2 pieces of bread doesn't constitute a sandwich. Many layers of onion does not either

 

[Mad Jack]

So you're telling me hot dogs and Philly cheesesteaks are tacos? Hell no. I won't stand for it. They're sandwiches

 

[Med Ed]

So you're telling me hot dogs and Philly cheesesteaks are tacos? Hell no. I won't stand for it. They're sandwiches

Take it up with God.

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

So you're telling me hot dogs and Philly cheesesteaks are tacos? Hell no. I won't stand for it. They're sandwiches

IMO if you eat a hot dog sideways, with bun on top, it could be a sandwich. but eaten condiments up, as god intended, it is a taco

 

[TelemarketingEnigma]

just having layers doesn't make a sandwich. 2 pieces of bread doesn't constitute a sandwich. Many layers of onion does not either

you're right, it might actually be a calzone

 

[alm414]

This is easily disputed by virtue of hot pockets being a sandwich. That’s not an opinion, either - it says it right on the box

 

[Mad Jack]

IMO if you eat a hot dog sideways, with bun on top, it could be a sandwich. but eaten condiments up, as god intended, it is a taco

This, this is how you get a rejection

 

[Mad Jack]

This is easily disputed by virtue of hot pockets being a sandwich. That’s not an opinion, either - it says it right on the box

Hot Pockets are hillbilly calzones, and calzones are Italian full-closure sandwiches, therefore Hot Pockets are sandwiches

 

[Med Ed]

This is easily disputed by virtue of hot pockets being a sandwich. That’s not an opinion, either - it says it right on the box

Hot Pockets came out in 1983, prior to the development of the Cube Rule. Within this updated schema they clearly fall into the category of calzone.

The Wikipedia page on Hot Pockets even describes them as "calzone-like."

 

[Med Ed]

you're right, it might actually be a calzone

Onions contain no appreciable starch, so they are classified as a condiment.

 

[alm414]

Hot Pockets came out in 1983, prior to the development of the Cube Rule. Within this updated schema they clearly fall into the category of calzone.

The Wikipedia page on Hot Pockets even describes them as "calzone-like."

“Calzone-like” isn’t the same thing as a calzone though. Feel free to file a consumer complaint with the FDA if you feel hot pockets are mislabeling their food products, but until then, I will stand my ground that hot pockets are sandwiches!

 

[EdgeTrimmer]

Take it up with God.

God or Goddess?

 

[Detective SnowBucket]

Onions contain no appreciable starch, so they are classified as a condiment.

that, I can live with.

 

[jhmmd]

1. All food is either a sandwich or not a sandwich.
2. #1 could be reconstituted as a P/F question.

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

Soup is a subcategory of salad. And smoothie a subcategory of soup.

What is this lunacy?

 

[Med Ed]

“Calzone-like” isn’t the same thing as a calzone though. Feel free to file a consumer complaint with the FDA if you feel hot pockets are mislabeling their food products, but until then, I will stand my ground that hot pockets are sandwiches!

Hot Pockets are actually empanadas.

 

[DNAJB6]

Hot Pockets came out in 1983, prior to the development of the Cube Rule. Within this updated schema they clearly fall into the category of calzone.

The Wikipedia page on Hot Pockets even describes them as "calzone-like."

Quasi calzonious articles of food clearly fall within the sandwich umbrella.

 

[Med Ed]

Quasi calzonious articles of food clearly fall within the sandwich umbrella.

Oxford definition of sandwich (noun): an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.

Sandwich (verb): insert or squeeze (someone or something) between two other people or things, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable.

Hot Pocket = filling totally encased by starch.
Total encasement by starch = calzone.

Besides, if everything is a sandwich, the term loses meaning.

 

[Mad Jack]

Soup is a subcategory of salad. And smoothie a subcategory of soup.

A glass of water is the most simple recipe for soup

 

[Mad Jack]

Oxford definition of sandwich (noun): an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.

Sandwich (verb): insert or squeeze (someone or something) between two other people or things, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable.

Hot Pocket = filling totally encased by starch.
Total encasement by starch = calzone.

Besides, if everything is a sandwich, the term loses meaning.

The world is a place of madness. There is no meaning. There is only soup and sandwich