My problem is that I hate getting into the shower in the morning because it means I have to actually acknowledge that the day has started. So, I put it off as long as possible. More often than not, I show up to my bus stop within 60 seconds of the bus departure. This is why I do not snail the parking garage.
Anyhoo, so, about IHOP. I had a belgian waffle with the strawberries and whipped cream on the side. This time it was real whipped cream, not their fake ass dairy whip that isn't worth eating. My waffle was yummAy. And, my uncle was telling stories that were actually funny for once.
My uncle is a middle school principal. And, my aunt is a school district administrator. They were at some school related conference in a hotel. My aunt walks up to my uncle and says that she's cold and would he please put his arm around her. So, he does. Apparently the woman working at the front desk thought he had just met my aunt or something and was hitting on her in the hotel lobby. She made some wierd motion telling him to get his arm out from around her. Then, my uncle says loudly, "It's okay, I'm just trying to see if she'll sleep with me tonight."
Later, my uncle was driving in a caravan of cars, full of school personnel. He had the district superintendant in the passenger seat, and 3 principals int he back seat. When they stopped at a red light, my uncle yells out "Chinese firedrill!" and, everyone was kind of like "huh?" Then the Superintendant says, "Well, I guess if a principal says it, I have to do it." So, they all get out and run around the car at the red light. The next day, the superintendant was trying to explain what happend to a teacher who was in the car behind them. That person happened to be Chinese. So, my uncle was like, "No,
Norwegian fire drill. It's called a
Norwegian fire drill."
