Unfortunately I work 7-3 T-Th so by the time I get off work, get the battery tested, and try it out the service shops would be closed, so it'd delay it another day.
But the GOOD news is I don't have AAA, but have roadside assistance through state farm. They'll tow for 14 miles free. I think the trip to the dealer was 17 miles so I only paid $13.
More bad news is my car is a hybrid, it doesnt have an alternator, so if it isn't the battery idk wtf it could be and hope it isn't expensive.
Thanks much for your insight (ironically also what I drive)