Ready? Set. Assassinate! - Assassination Classroom Themed WW - Sign Ups and Game Thread

[Zenge142]

For real though, if I'm misreading True literally right after being granted a reading permit, I will shred the permit into tiny pieces and put it on an omelet like it's cheese.

Why wouldn’t you shred it and the put actual cheese on your omelet?

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[potentialsheltervet]

Will you eat the omelet or wear it as a hat?

I will eat the omelet and follow it with a side of alphabet soup. But before I eat the soup I will spell out "you have failed" in the broth so it can frown at me while I eat the omelet. It will be a meal of disappointment, followed by outrageous heartburn.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Why wouldn’t you shred it and the put actual cheese on your omelet?

I could do a blend. Cheddar, parmesan, and papper.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

But why is this conversation making me lean Zenge more village?

 

[WildZoo]

But why is this conversation making me lean Zenge more village?

Because

Sporty voice: tone

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Also watch out @WildZoo, by my count (blame Threadloom if it's wrong) you've only got about 23 posts left before you hit the cap.

 

[Animal Midwife]

I could do a blend. Cheddar, parmesan, and papper.

What's papper?

 

[Zenge142]

I will eat the omelet and follow it with a side of alphabet soup. But before I eat the soup I will spell out "you have failed" in the broth so it can frown at me while I eat the omelet. It will be a meal of disappointment, followed by outrageous heartburn.

I feel like you’re mixing cuisines that don’t go together. That’s like 90% of your problems.

 

[Zenge142]

What's papper?

It’s paper but when your alphabet soup tries to talk to you

 

[WildZoo]

Also watch out @WildZoo, by my count (blame Threadloom if it's wrong) you've only got about 23 posts left before you hit the cap.

Shhhhhh

 

[potentialsheltervet]

What's papper?

It's paper but instead of ink you use black pepper to spell out the words.
...or it's a funny typo that I'm now not going to correct.

 

[WildZoo]

I thought the mods might not notice...

I'll be at work for much of tomorrow anyway so it's fine. Probably.

 

[Zenge142]

Shhhhhh

Great use of one of your 23 remaining posts.

 

[Crayola227]

ok, ok, i've solved it. we actually have to yeet the mods this game. they've admitted to being korosensei.

Willing to try it. As always, a vote for Mel can never be wrong.

####yeet Mel ####

 

[WildZoo]

Great use of one of your 23 remaining posts.

I NEVER SAY ANYTHING USEFUL ANYWAY zEnGeS!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Zenge142]

Willing to try it. As always, a vote for Mel can never be wrong.

####yeet Mel ####

That's just Cray tbh. Her meta is that of someone in a mexican standoff. She even points a gun at herself sometimes, just in case.

And sometimes the mods too

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Spoiler: Post counts for this cycle

I cut out the mods and tots which also cut her out, but @mkg323 has 2 posts.

 

[Crayola227]

I just want to live in a world where I can have my True/PSV/AM/Zenge blocc and not regret it later 😔

Wait why don't you want to be in a blocc with me too? 😪

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Wait why don't you want to be in a blocc with me too? 😪

Keep reading 😉

 

[Truenamer]

For real though, if I'm misreading True literally right after being granted a reading permit, I will shred the permit into tiny pieces and put it on an omelet like it's cheese.

What are the odds of you saying this the same night I made you a literal, physical reading card (please forgive my penmanship)

Also, thank you for reminding me to give Stoat the card that I made for shorty to take into work

 

[Truenamer]

Wait why don't you want to be in a blocc with me too? 😪

I want to be in the Cray Blocc, it seems like a party

 

[Crayola227]

I’m unsure at the moment. I want to believe she’s village, but I just don’t feel like I’ve seen wolf cray in so long I can’t get a good handle on her yet.

I just wolfed in the anniversary game, which felt ages ago but Am says was 2 games ago?

 

[Zenge142]

What are the odds of you saying this the same night I made you a literal, physical reading card (please forgive my penmanship)

Did you make it so you could film yourself shredding it in your wolf brag? Because I would cackle.

 

[Crayola227]

Multiball…doesn’t…count? 😅

Also I have no idea what happened in that game. I blacked out. I only remember skeleton grove. It was a peaceful place.

That's hilarious given that I basically spent the entire game just trying to get the villagers to recognize the existence of a necromancer bone lord

 

[Zenge142]

I just wolfed in the anniversary game, which felt ages ago but Am says was 2 games ago?

It was ages ago!

 

[Truenamer]

But why is this conversation making me lean Zenge more village?

I think that's why this game feels so hard, y'all are just being very funny and fun to talk to

Can someone start being crabby and throw mud at everyone and start fights so I can happily yeet

Did you make it so you could film yourself shredding it in your wolf brag? Because I would cackle.

Begging someone to remind me to do this the next time I wolf

 

[Truenamer]

That's hilarious given that I basically spent the entire game just trying to get the villagers to recognize the existence of a necromancer bone lord

Oh my god, and every time you did we would make a comment in skeleton chat about how everyone was ignoring you

 

[Truenamer]

It was ages ago!

I do think there was an unusually big gap between some of those games, so it was definitely longer ago than two games makes it sound... but yeah, holy cow does time fly

 

[Zenge142]

Oh my god, and every time you did we would make a comment in skeleton chat about how everyone was ignoring you

We don’t talk about Bruno Tree Stumps
No no no
We don’t talk about Treeeeeeee Stuuuuuumps!

 

[Truenamer]

Spoiler: Post counts for this cycle

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I cut out the mods and tots which also cut her out, but @mkg323 has 2 posts.

Assuming 3.5 wolves... they can't all be lowposters, right? I don't think that's likely.

Though it might explain why the thread is so chill? 😐

I think this is a problem for tomorrow-True to worry about

 

[Animal Midwife]

We don’t talk about Bruno Tree Stumps
No no no
We don’t talk about Treeeeeeee Stuuuuuumps!

Sssssseven oc-taves

 

[Zenge142]

I do think there was an unusually big gap between some of those games, so it was definitely longer ago than two games makes it sound... but yeah, holy cow does time fly

We’re losing August so fast. Then it’ll be September. Fall makes me melancholy, with a side of ennui.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Assuming 3.5 wolves... they can't all be lowposters, right? I don't think that's likely.

Though it might explain why the thread is so chill? 😐

I think this is a problem for tomorrow-True to worry about

Never say never because if I could erase my Camp PTSD, I would. Who are the three lowest posters though?

 

[WildZoo]

Ew I almost posted this with villagers on top. You'll take my upside down reads lists from my...

Cold Dead Hands
genny

Stinky Toes
Vis
mkg

Elbows
fluff
Weagle
alley
Yaya

Eyes
Cray
Zenge
AM

Brains
True
PSV

We’re losing August so fast. Then it’ll be September. Fall makes me melancholy, with a side of ennui.

I like fall pls 🥺

 

[supershorty]

We’re losing August so fast. Then it’ll be September. Fall makes me melancholy, with a side of ennui.

***************
STOP IT

TALKING ABOUT PASSAGE OF TIME IS ILLEGAL WHEN I'M BEHIND ON WRITING
***************

 

[Lawpy]

We’re losing August so fast. Then it’ll be September. Fall makes me melancholy, with a side of ennui.

*********
*quickly rushes over for refreshing glasses of lemonade before summer ends*
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[Zenge142]

Ew I almost posted this with villagers on top. You'll take my upside down reads lists from my...

Cold Dead Hands
genny

Stinky Toes
Vis
mkg

Elbows
fluff
Weagle
alley
Yaya

Eyes
Cray
Zenge
AM

Brains
True
PSV



I like fall pls 🥺

Why is weagle in Elbows but MKG is stinky toes? They’re equally ambiguous in my mind currently.

 

[Truenamer]

We’re losing August so fast. Then it’ll be September. Fall makes me melancholy, with a side of ennui.

This may be the first time I've strongly disagreed with you this game: Fall is amazing and makes me feel alive

 

[WildZoo]

Why is weagle in Elbows but MKG is stinky toes? They’re equally ambiguous in my mind currently.

Mkg has been playing longer so I evaluate her more harshly.

Also in a wolf genny world it's possible she was on jboo as a rescue mission.

 

[Truenamer]

Ew I almost posted this with villagers on top. You'll take my upside down reads lists from my...

Cold Dead Hands
genny

Stinky Toes
Vis
mkg

Elbows
fluff
Weagle
alley
Yaya

Eyes
Cray
Zenge
AM

Brains
True
PSV



I like fall pls 🥺

I feel like mkg almost needs to be a "not enough data"

 

[Truenamer]

Never say never because if I could erase my Camp PTSD, I would. Who are the three lowest posters though?

The three lowest are Yaya, weagle, and mkg, and I just... refuse to believe that's the pack. Like, I know that it's all RNG, but realistically I don't think the mods would do that, unless Mel is even more Melacious then I thought

 

[Zenge142]

I like fall pls 🥺

I think the somberness of The Dance of the Moonlight Jellyfish in Starwdew accurately captures my emotions.

The end of another summer is such a somber occasion. I’ll never have the kind of summer breaks I enjoyed when I was young and I never had enough of them.

I like fall. There’s an upbeat kind of energy. But it slowly gets colder in this relentless march into the long, cold winter with not but a few holidays to try and brighten our spirits and carry us through to spring when we do the dance all over again. I like fall, but it makes me sad too.

 

[supershorty]

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GOOD THING WE HAVE SOMETHING EXCITING TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN DECEMBER THEN ISN'T IT
*******************

 

[Truenamer]

I think the somberness of The Dance of the Moonlight Jellyfish in Starwdew accurately captures my emotions.

The end of another summer is such a somber occasion. I’ll never have the kind of summer breaks I enjoyed when I was young and I never had enough of them.

I like fall. There’s an upbeat kind of energy. But it slowly gets colder in this relentless march into the long, cold winter with not but a few holidays to try and brighten our spirits and carry us through to spring when we do the dance all over again. I like fall, but it makes me sad too.

Okay, this gave me Big Emotions

 

[Animal Midwife]

The three lowest are Yaya, weagle, and mkg, and I just... refuse to believe that's the pack. Like, I know that it's all RNG, but realistically I don't think the mods would do that, unless Mel is even more Melacious then I thought

Well, RNG doesn't pick sides, but I would be surprised if this was the exact pack.

 

[WildZoo]

I feel like mkg almost needs to be a "not enough data"

Well it's my reads list, not yours 😛

The three lowest are Yaya, weagle, and mkg, and I just... refuse to believe that's the pack. Like, I know that it's all RNG, but realistically I don't think the mods would do that, unless Mel is even more Melacious then I thought

I don't think that's the pack. Not for any angleshooty reasons. I just don't really get noob wolfy vibes from the noob, or really from weagle so far either.

I think the somberness of The Dance of the Moonlight Jellyfish in Starwdew accurately captures my emotions.

The end of another summer is such a somber occasion. I’ll never have the kind of summer breaks I enjoyed when I was young and I never had enough of them.

I like fall. There’s an upbeat kind of energy. But it slowly gets colder in this relentless march into the long, cold winter with not but a few holidays to try and brighten our spirits and carry us through to spring when we do the dance all over again. I like fall, but it makes me sad too.

This is beautiful 🥺

 

[Zenge142]

The end of another summer is such a somber occasion.

It’s the season with the greatest opportunity to accomplish things, and I never feel like there’s enough time to get things done. Did I travel enough? Did I spend enough time with my friends? Did I explore the city and try new things? Did I even want to? Or did knowledge that those opportunities are slipping away with each passing day just make me feel like I wanted to?

So much is always left unfinished, or didn’t even get started. All I’m left with is to say “maybe next summer”.

 

[Truenamer]

It’s the season with the greatest opportunity to accomplish things, and I never feel like there’s enough time to get things done. Did I travel enough? Did I spend enough time with my friends? Did I explore the city and try new things? Did I even want to? Or did knowledge that those opportunities are slipping away with each passing day just make me feel like I wanted to?

So much is always left unfinished, or didn’t even get started. All I’m left with is to say “maybe next summer”.

I totally agree that there are wonderful things about summer, particularly in Minnesota when the winters can feel so trapping

But it was also 96° today and 200% humidity, so a little bit of the beauty is lost on me at the moment 😅

 

[Zenge142]

But it was also 96° today and 200% humidity, so a little bit of the beauty is lost on me at the moment 😅

On a scale of Pima Cotton to Down Jacket, how shook would you be to learn that I wore a fleece today?

 

[Melchizedek]

Mods pls

I was working a 12 and the TOC has been updated in the 1st post of the thread leave me alone 😛