tbh I always just had shipping as "omg together forever" not as anything else. Which is why I didn't think it was weird.Girl, do you know what shipping is? It ain't family friendly and it ain't USPS. You don't get to use the "whoosh" gif when you're the one things are whooshing over.
Take yo freaky self and go sit in the shame corner.
I mean, you can have a BrOTP, but you have to specify, otherwise a "ship" is a relationship of a romantic nature. Silly egg.
It's okay, you're still but a young fanfiction padawan to my Jedi master.
Teach me your ways, Jedi master
I can't just be invited to be weird. It's like party crashing. You crash parties you're not invited to, but if you're invited to a party you can't just crash it, you're just attending the party.
This feels a lot like the 'is it really kidnapping if everyone volunteers for it?' discussion.
I mean, if you volunteer to be kidnapped, it's not kidnapping. It's just going with your pals at a time and location that's not your decision!
Um. This feels a lot like an offer, so I'm going to gently decline. Thanks anyway?What if you agree to be kidnapped tomorrow at 5pm, but the Ether Bunny attacks while you're out on a jaunt and you wake up covered in honey and feathers in the back of a panel van at 5pm on an unknown day with a mashup of Nine Inch Nails, "Closer," and Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On," in the background?
what kind of sex dreams are you having? wtfWhat if you agree to be kidnapped tomorrow at 5pm, but the Ether Bunny attacks while you're out on a jaunt and you wake up covered in honey and feathers in the back of a panel van at 5pm on an unknown day with a mashup of Nine Inch Nails, "Closer," and Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On," in the background?
Closer being probably one of my favourite top songs ever, I'm horribly disappointed that youtube does not deliver a good version of this mashup.unknown day with a mashup of Nine Inch Nails, "Closer," and Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On," in the background?
I do not believe you get to question people's sex dreams.
Seconded
Oh you hush.
Hmmm...well as long as there aren't any bees aroundWhat if you agree to be kidnapped tomorrow at 5pm, but the Ether Bunny attacks while you're out on a jaunt and you wake up covered in honey and feathers in the back of a panel van at 5pm on an unknown day with a mashup of Nine Inch Nails, "Closer," and Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On," in the background?
no but it'll attract bees who are upset that you stole their honey, and they will retaliatory sting you everywhere.Hmmm...well as long as there aren't any bees around
Ooo will the honey attract bears?
picnic baskets do a better jobHmmm...well as long as there aren't any bees around
Ooo will the honey attract bears?
Don't scream, THAT'S HOW THEY GET IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FOOL
Right where I want them
And some of you thought my comment was a bit much... This is just creepy. I'd shart myself if someone opened their mouth and a hive of bees flew out and stuck to my face... it'd be better if they just flew into my mouth and made a Bee-positRight where I want them
There's probably a gif for that, but I'm too lazy to find it. If that's what you're into thoughAnd some of you thought my comment was a bit much... This is just creepy. I'd shart myself if someone opened their mouth and a hive of bees flew out and stuck to my face... it'd be better if they just flew into my mouth and made a Bee-posit
It's a whole new world . . .
JinxOh but you did
Oh but you did
y'all are actually terrifying. omg
Dude it's literally the third post on the thread
I've been single for a lot longer than you hahahah. You'll be okay!!!
Hmm, tag all the single men or not...
Oh but you did
Jfc. IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO. Like I can't usually remember what I had for breakfast most days.
Bro I've been single longer than you have SO DEAL WITH IT
All mine are married and getting pregnant now...
Bro I've been single longer than you have SO DEAL WITH IT
TBH you prob wouldn't find someone on sdn anyway
