I'm at this stage of sleep cycle where its almost lapped itself and I can't sleep.
So I'm at this pharmacy today. 24 hr store. They do 7-7 there. Which seems weird to me, but whatever. As you all know, I'm a night person. I had to drag my ass out of bed at 5:30AM...get on the road by 6AM...to get there by 7AM. I was starting to go at about 1PM. Yawning uncontrollably by 3PM. By 5PM, I was in a state of delirium. At one point, all the techs are busy and I hear "Lane One." So I lumber over. There there I am...probably a very disheveled looking expression...slide open the door...I look at the woman in the car and I actually say to her, while she's sitting in the drive thru..."Thanks for calling CVS, we have flu shots available, this is the pharmacist speaking how can I help you?" Gave her the entire phone answering spiel. Awkward.
While we're complaining in this thread...can we change the damned voice some day? Having to hear that thing say "One pharmacy call" or "Lane One" over and over and over and over makes us all want to rip the god damned phone out of the wall and chuck it out the drive through.
I'm going to write a short story where I kidnap the upper management of CVS and lock them in a room. And they have to listen to that voice say "1 pharmacy call." over and over again.
I wonder if Merlo's phone says "1 CEO call" when it rings.
I wonder who's voice that is. Is it completely synth? Is there an actual guy whose voice sounds that ridiculous? I have a mental image of him. I always picture this short little dude...like 5'2"...really skinny...wearing a wizard outfit...hat and all...sitting in the corner of a CVS at a podium...announcing every call and drive-up as it happens.
I need sleep.
One of my crazy patients claimed to be the guy who voices the phone "one pharmacy call" guy. As he was picking up his psych meds he told me about how cvs flew him to LA and put him up and had him record all the numbers in a recording studio.
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