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Actual question and response on Columbia's famous GoAskAlice.com
http://goaskalice.com/1434.html
Thought this might give you a few cracks as you 06 ppl go through the process. Good Luck.
Hi Dr. Alice,
I'm a male pre-med student (eighteen yrs) currently studying in a university. But I have an important question: I try not to masturbate, but sometimes find it hard to stop it (masturbate). Recently, I've been masturbating almost every week and since I'm a sincere pre-med student, I've developed a concern about whether too much masturbating/ejaculating will cause me to lose my memory skills and intellectual abilities, and interfere with my mental and physical abilities (including interference with my education due to lack of energy and poor memory skills caused by masturbation). I get depressed due to these thoughts and am afraid to talk about this with my parents or anyone else. Please help me. I need your help because other postings confuse me and don't answer all my questions. I'm sorry for this long question.
Dear Reader,
Alice isn't a doctor (nor does she play one on TV) and still knows that masturbation -- once a week, or once an hour -- does not cause memory loss, decreased brain power, fatigue, or depression, unless you're doing it instead of school work, socializing, eating, sleeping, bathing, etc. Your stress and sadness about your normal masturbation pattern, combined with the energy you use "trying not to do it," will probably decrease your productivity far more than playing doctor with yourself. Alice would be surprised to learn that Einstein, Curie, DeBakey, and Spock didn't take stimulating study breaks every now and then. All work and no playing with yourself can make a dull boy or girl without any way to release natural sexual energy.
Alice
FEEL FREE TO POST OTHER MEDICAL or PREMED RELATED HUMOR.
http://goaskalice.com/1434.html
Thought this might give you a few cracks as you 06 ppl go through the process. Good Luck.
Hi Dr. Alice,
I'm a male pre-med student (eighteen yrs) currently studying in a university. But I have an important question: I try not to masturbate, but sometimes find it hard to stop it (masturbate). Recently, I've been masturbating almost every week and since I'm a sincere pre-med student, I've developed a concern about whether too much masturbating/ejaculating will cause me to lose my memory skills and intellectual abilities, and interfere with my mental and physical abilities (including interference with my education due to lack of energy and poor memory skills caused by masturbation). I get depressed due to these thoughts and am afraid to talk about this with my parents or anyone else. Please help me. I need your help because other postings confuse me and don't answer all my questions. I'm sorry for this long question.
Dear Reader,
Alice isn't a doctor (nor does she play one on TV) and still knows that masturbation -- once a week, or once an hour -- does not cause memory loss, decreased brain power, fatigue, or depression, unless you're doing it instead of school work, socializing, eating, sleeping, bathing, etc. Your stress and sadness about your normal masturbation pattern, combined with the energy you use "trying not to do it," will probably decrease your productivity far more than playing doctor with yourself. Alice would be surprised to learn that Einstein, Curie, DeBakey, and Spock didn't take stimulating study breaks every now and then. All work and no playing with yourself can make a dull boy or girl without any way to release natural sexual energy.
Alice
FEEL FREE TO POST OTHER MEDICAL or PREMED RELATED HUMOR.