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you're not attending a Nazi rally or being filmed in a Speed Stick Stain Guard commercial.
save your ignorant/deeply profound comments for the professor after class.
What exactly is the value of a live lecture if you can't ask questions? The acoustics? The spontaneity? The oh-so-comfortable chairs?
I HATE questions during lecture- they should be outlawed.
Do you seriously think that professors would rather lecture to a half empty lecture hall with nothing but blank stares and the sound of scratching pens and tapping keyboards? They might as well just coordinate with technology services, just get it over with once on video, and retire.
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Sometimes, a little comedic relief is in order.
What exactly is the value of a live lecture if you can't ask questions? The acoustics? The spontaneity? The oh-so-comfortable chairs?
For example, today someone in the front spent 3 minutes disagreeing with the fact that taking a drug like Advil DID NOT have any sort of placebo affect.
Word. It is rude imo. Some profs won't hide their irritation about it very well, and they shouldn't- we're not kids anymore. In HS, and even college, it's different, because you never want to squash what little curiosity kids these days have, but we are adults now, and we don't need to be patted on the back for taking an intellectual dump in the middle of everyone's recorded med school lecture. Save the tangential musings and individual comprehension problems for after class. Until then, on with the borophyll.
There's a difference between the professor who starts rambling or being incoherent and someone going "wait can you clarify" and the Dbag who likes to hear his own voice being like "well actually, I read in some obscure medical journal that only a few people know about that on a full moon on the second tuesday of the month during a rain storm in Guam, that those molecules actually move in reverse."
The latter people can often be found sitting in or near the front row taking notes when the professor is talking about what he did over the weekend or who won last night's basketball game.
If you have never experienced "that guy" and been really annoyed by him or her, then guess what...you ARE that guy
Taking a drug like Advil does not have any sort of placebo affect? Why not?
I don't see the big deal. Unless your classes have vastly more douchiness than mine. Professors actually encourage questions if you don't understand something. Sure every now and then we get someone asking a question or making a statement that seems to be an exercise in flexing their mental guns, but the majority of the questions are legit and beneficial to other classmates. Even if the questioner is a raging douchebag, what do you care? Take a mental siesta for a minute. We have bigger problems.
Two biggest question categories that piss me off:
1. Something that is obviously outside of the scope of the class.
This means one of the following:
a)that this person is just trying to show off his/her knowledge of the subject
b)that this person knows that it is outside of the scope but doesn't care if the rest of the class has no interest even though this is mutually shared time and doesn't want to ask on his/her own time. This is called "selfishness."
c)has no freakin' idea what is going on and thinks it actually might be on the test.
2. Something that was just clearly stated but was asked about anyways.
a)obvious, student was not paying attention, so let's waste everyone's time who was paying attention
b)exception is if the professor is incoherent or terribly explained something
Feel free to add to these categories of questions that piss you off.
Who can forget category #3: The question that neither the professor nor the rest of the class can figure out what the person is trying to say, so they try to rephrase it in as many ways as possible until they give up.
In regards to questions in general, I don't ask them during class out of principle: If everyone asked a question, lectures would never end.
Come on, you know the guy that the OP is referring to. THAT guy.
There's a difference between the professor who starts rambling or being incoherent and someone going "wait can you clarify" and the Dbag who likes to hear his own voice being like "well actually, I read in some obscure medical journal that only a few people know about that on a full moon on the second tuesday of the month during a rain storm in Guam, that those molecules actually move in reverse."
The latter people can often be found sitting in or near the front row taking notes when the professor is talking about what he did over the weekend or who won last night's basketball game.
If you have never experienced "that guy" and been really annoyed by him or her, then guess what...you ARE that guy
:slowly clapping at these 2 posts: Brilliant. 👍The time when question asking really starts to bug me is when we have a patient in with some condition as a "clinical correllate," and the session has already gone 20 minutes over the scheduled time, I have somewhere else I have to be and the same person has asked the last six questions. You know, the kind of questions that take someone a minute to outline and leave the patient blinking, wondering what the actual question was.
Example: "First, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to come in and talk to us today. You're really making a difference in the education of myself and all of my classmates. So, you have arthritis, and have since you were 35. Can you describe, in detail, exactly what sort of pain you have, how you deal with it and what medications you take for it. Does positive thinking help? When you're stressed out, what do you do, and does the pain get worse? Do you hate your doctors? Thanks so much for answering my question."
It's people like that who make this world a miserable place.If you ask the two people on either side of you in a whisper and they don't know, then raise your hand to ask the professor.
True exchange from class:
Prof:: "When doing the digital rectal exam, ask often how the patient is doing. This is NOT a typical experience for them."
Class Riddler: "What do you mean it's not a typical experience?"
Prof: "Well, how often do you have a finger stuck up your rectum?"
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If you ask the two people on either side of you in a whisper and they don't know, then raise your hand to ask the professor."
Exactly!!! This is a definite and easy solution to all problems.
And since this site is full of THAT guy, its obvious why half the people here can't understand what the problem is with "just one more question". When even your lecturers point out the number of questions you've asked in a given hour, its too many! When everyone in the back laughs or moans when your hand goes up, its too many!
F*cken brilliant.Setting: Anatomy lecture, subtopic is immunology
A hand is raised! Gasp!
Professor (with heavy Russian accent): "Yes, yoo hahv a qvestion?"
THAT guy: "--[inane question]---"
Professor: "Did you read ze boook?"
THAT guy: "Yes."
Professor: "Did you read ze immuuunology boook?"
THAT guy: "Uh, no."
Professor: "Thank you for participating."
lecture continues...
What if you always answer questions in class (questions the prof. asked, not the inane ones your colleagues asked). I tended to do this because I hate the 20s silences that followed every question. (yes my school has few gunners)
We had one in my class. We in the back started a pool in each lecture where students chipped in a quarter to a hat and named a time to the minute where she would raise her hand. The winner would of course take home all the quarters. After a few days the number of participants in the lottery grew to such a point that her hand raising would elicit may groans and one positive display of emotion. She stopped asking questions and the lottery went away.
We had one in my class. We in the back started a pool in each lecture where students chipped in a quarter to a hat and named a time to the minute where she would raise her hand. The winner would of course take home all the quarters. After a few days the number of participants in the lottery grew to such a point that her hand raising would elicit may groans and one positive display of emotion. She stopped asking questions and the lottery went away.