[Sweet Sixteen] 2009 GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Vote Now!!!

[GoSpursGo]

Sweet Sixteen Thunderdome!

Two people enter, one person leaves.
Two people enter, one person leaves.

Break the deal, spin the wheel!

Hall of Champions
2008: Hermione Granger def. Darth Vader, 55-35.

Squaring off this year:


Men's Champion
Batman
MCAT 36O (14/11/11/O), GPA 4.0

vs.

Ladies' Champion
Zelda
MCAT 35T (11/13/11/T), GPA 3.8

EDIT: The poll will close at 12:31PM central on Thursday!
(PS: Use the poll, but also debate in the thead!!! )​

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[ButImLETired]

Zelda!!! Mostly cause she has almost exactly my same MCAT score.

 

[Myuu]

Batman kidnapped a trapeze artist (he's just twelve years old!) whose family had just been offed by forces unknown and then called him both dense and ******ed. What kind of bedside manner is that?!

See for yourself!

And now for a little patient perspective:

 

[191159]

I'm still pissed about Sparrow, so....

Z E L D A

 

[funkydrmonkey]

I still hate Batman, so ZELDA it is... Myuu, do you forgive me now?

 

[ksmi117]

Geaux ZELDA!!!!!!

And don't you dare call me a hypocrite. It's totally a different race now.

 

[DrYoda]

Zelda

 

[Myuu]

I still hate Batman, so ZELDA it is... Myuu, do you forgive me now?

Of course!

Geaux ZELDA!!!!!!

And don't you dare call me a hypocrite. It's totally a different race now.

I knew you'd see the light eventually. There's hope for you yet.

Zelda

Excellent work as always, my friend.

 

[09medstudent13]

Though I am a huge fan of Batman; especially now that the present day cannon has moved away from the cartoonish antics. However, I had to vote Zelda as she was my choice through out the Women's bracket... though I would have been at my wits end if it had come down to Zelda vs. Tifa. They both have costumed alter-egos and both kick some serious butt in their respective guise. Zelda due to her magic FTW.

I would like to take a minute to that Spurs... this was an enjoyable tournament and helped pass many boring days at work.

 

[Myuu]

Though I am a huge fan of Batman; especially now that the present day cannon has moved away from the cartoonish antics. However, I had to vote Zelda as she was my choice through out the Women's bracket... though I would have been at my wits end if it had come down to Zelda vs. Tifa. They both have costumed alter-egos and both kick some serious butt in their respective guise. Zelda due to her magic FTW.

I would like to take a minute to that Spurs... this was an enjoyable tournament and helped pass many boring days at work.

I too am a huge batman fan. Whether it be Frank Miller's maniacally laughing, yellow-paint-spattered Batman, or Morrison's crack/meth-addicted Batman, neither is getting anywhere near that MD.

Let's just ignore all of those completely sane Batman incarnations for the time being...

 

[funkymunkytoes]

I have to agree with my comrades above: Zelda, Zelda, Zelda!

 

[Myuu]

I have to agree with my comrades above: Zelda, Zelda, Zelda!

Don't forget to actually vote in the poll!

 

[chad5871]

GO ZELDA GO!!!!!

(I can't believe she's actually winning... )

 

[Myuu]

GO ZELDA GO!!!!!

(I can't believe she's actually winning... )

Last year's vote had ninety participants! We're currently at 12.

CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

 

[aznb0y129]

How long does this vote go far? Is it just one day like the other ones?

 

[Myuu]

How long does this vote go far? Is it just one day like the other ones?

IIRC the grand champion vote goes on a little longer.

Tell all of your friends to vote for Zelda.

 

[Stixman28]

I haven't voted yet and I am open to persuasion...the likes of which there is not yet much on this thread.


Leaning towards Zelda at the moment: if batman showed up to my room wearing the mask he's wearing in that photo above, Im not sure i'd get better...

 

[Bacchus]

Bat-freaking-man. Feed Zelda to the wolves.

 

[Myuu]

I haven't voted yet and I am open to persuasion...the likes of which there is not yet much on this thread.


Leaning towards Zelda at the moment: if batman showed up to my room wearing the mask he's wearing in that photo above, Im not sure i'd get better...

And less so if he were to show up like this, right?

Vote Zelda.

 

[Caesar]

na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

 

[Myuu]

Or perhaps even this:

 

[funkydrmonkey]

Batman commits Crimes Against Humanity:

Seriously, who doesn't like chocolate?

 

[Myuu]

And his methods are extreme.

Do no harm, people. Do no harm!!

 

[Stixman28]

Batman commits Crimes Against Humanity:

Seriously, who doesn't like chocolate?

hmm this one could do it...

+appealing to the Hippocratic oath...but sometimes, you do have to break a bone to reset it correctly. maybe that's what he was trying to do with that rapist...initially at least

 

[aznb0y129]

 

[Myuu]

hmm this one could do it...

+appealing to the Hippocratic oath...but sometimes, you do have to break a bone to reset it correctly. maybe that's what he was trying to do with that rapist...initially at least

If you'll notice, he is talking about how the wound will never heal and the man will develop arthritis.

Do no harm!!

 

[Myuu]

Yeah, but who would vote for that batman, anyway? He's just pretending to be a fine and upstanding costumed vigilante.

Vote Zelda.

 

[funkydrmonkey]

Batman is also a child molester:

 

[BlueElmo]

Come on Batman!

 

[savant]

Batman is also a child molester:

wtf...

 

[Stixman28]

Batman is also a child molester:

Jebus...unless i hear something like that about zelda, I really don't think i can vote for batman...

(where are you finding all of these old pics?!)

 

[GoSpursGo]

Darth Vader says he's the best applicant, but Darth Vader has a secret he doesn't want you to know.

Ever since a child he's been using the force.

Positive role model? His own child was caught using the force.

Do you really want this kind of strung out user in medical school?

Paid for by the committee to admit Hermione Granger.

Herminoe Granger will have you BELIEVE that she is for family and morals. But look at this picture taken of her when she was caught RED HANDED by the magical police at the scene of underaged prostitution ring with her employer Mr. Potter (AKA The Harry Pimp, as he is known on the streets). The guilt in their eyes says it all! Sources say her clients known her as the muggle juggle!

A famous university Professor who has known Hermione for almost all her studnet life has recently testified that, "Herimone is a disruption to her fellow peers in class and constantly mocks the more challenged classmates by making them feel stupid.

Need MORE PROOF that Hermione is not the right person for your medical school? You got it!

Ever wonder why her wand is so magical? Well after much police investigation, it has recently been discovered that her wand wasn't a magical wand at all!!! It was just a VERY LONG CIGAR!

WHICH SHE SMOKES!

Still not convinced? Hermione was also known for a long time as a NAZI! Just look at the following incrimminating EVIDENCE!

So Protect your children, Protect yourself, and Protect The Healthcare of America and say NO to Hermione's deceptions!


*EDIT*

I wish I had photoshop at work...

If I don't see a bunch of political ads like these from last year, I'm going to be VERY disappointed in all of you...

 

[Myuu]

This is the panel that follows:

 

[Myuu]

If I don't see a bunch of political ads like these from last year, I'm going to be VERY disappointed in all of you...

Spurs! I'm at WORK! I gots no 'shop at WORK!

 

[aznb0y129]

Did you know that

and

are the same person?

A VOTE FOR ZELDA IS A VOTE FOR TRANNIES.

 

[funkydrmonkey]

Jebus...unless i hear something like that about zelda, I really don't think i can vote for batman...

(where are you finding all of these old pics?!)

Google FTW...

It is either look for pictures to bash Batman, or read about an obscure transcription factor that my research deals with...

 

[aznb0y129]

If I don't see a bunch of political ads like these from last year, I'm going to be VERY disappointed in all of you...

Haha, I just put up a very rudimentary one

 

[Myuu]

A VOTE FOR ZELDA IS A VOTE FOR TRANNIES.

Trannies contribute to class diversity.

Vote Zelda.

 

[Stixman28]

Yeah, some very misguided and misinformed political lies could really help make my decision easier to make

 

[Myuu]

Yeah, some very misguided and misinformed political lies could really help make my decision easier to make

Might misguided truths be equally helpful?

 

[funkydrmonkey]

Seriously Batman, what else have you done to Robin?

 

[Stixman28]

Might misguided truths be equally helpful?

Depends...are they 'truths'...or 'Truths'? (either should do just fine as long as they are touted as the latter)

P.S. The poll is tightening!

 

[09medstudent13]

Did you know that this creature...

and this man...

Are the same person...a vote for Batman is a vote for Bestiality...


Paid for by the people for Zelda.

 

[Myuu]

Depends...are they 'truths'...or 'Truths'? (either should do just fine as long as they are touted as the latter)

P.S. The poll is tightening!

How about just truthy?

 

[Myuu]

You may think that a vote for Zelda is a vote against humanity.
http://www.movie-*****.com/wp-content/gallery/batman-3/man-bat_batman_3_villain.jpg
Think again.
Vote Zelda.

This message is presented by the Zelda Veterans for Truth and is not paid for or endorsed by the North American Man-Bat Love Association.

 

[Vulcan]

A lawyer who wears a cape is fine...but a doctor who wears a cape?

...That's just creepy.

I vote Zelda, and you should too!

 

[Stixman28]

How about just truthy?

If my memory serves me right, the people will not stand for truthiness!


-----Defeated-----

 

[aznb0y129]

How about just truthy?

I totally expected a Colbert/Fey Championship. Batman/Zelda just isn't the same

 

[Myuu]

If my memory serves me right, the people will not stand for truthiness!


-----Defeated-----

I ask because all that I have shown you is true. True as in Truth, not true as in truthy. If you want truthy, ask the bat.

 

[GoSpursGo]

I totally expected a Colbert/Fey Championship. Batman/Zelda just isn't the same