Sweet Sixteen! Medical Applicants 2011 -- FINAL!!!#$%^#

[Caesar]

Here it is! The much awaited (at least for the staff) Sweet sixteen of medical school applicants. The winner wins one acceptance to Barry Zlatko School of Medicine!

The Brackets are as follows, vote for one winner in each matchup within one post:

West (mens)

1. Sheriff Woody GPA: 3.6 MCAT: 31O

8. Hosni Mubarak GPA: 2.7 MCAT: 44P

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2. Dr. Oz GPA:4.0 MCAT: 27T

7. Charlie Sheen GPA: 5.0 MCAT: Winning

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3. Antoine Dodson GPA: 2.7 MCAT: 29M

6. Zombie Michael Jackson GPA: 0.0 MCAT:3K

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4. Sheldon Cooper GPA: 4.0 MCAT: 43S

5. Barney Stinson GPA: 3.5 MCAT: 32L The L is for Legendary!

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East (womens)

1. Justin Bieber GPA: 3.0 MCAT: 26M

8. Rebecca Black GPA: N/A MCAT: 12M

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2. Jenny McCarthy GPA: 1.2 MCAT 4R

7. Ke$ha GPA 3.8 MCAT 26O

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3. Ellen Page GPA 3.9 MCAT 35R

6. Nancy Grace GPA: 3.5 MCAT 28R

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4. Joan Harris GPA: 3.65 MCAT 31P

5. Sue Sylvester GPA: Mind your own MCAT: business

 

[Caesar]

Voting for Round 1 ends April 2 at 12:01am CST.

 

[Caesar]

My Votes:

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson



1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[Hoody]

Dudes:
Woody (Cowboys represent!)
Sheen (winning)
Dodson (w/ scholarship)
Stinson (Legendary)

Chicks:
Sylvester (.)
Black (partial scholarship)
Page (hott)
Ke$ha (most likely to help legalize mary jane)

lol. edit...

 

[cliffhuxtableDO]

Sheriff Woody GPA: 3.6 MCAT: 31O


Charlie Sheen GPA: 5.0 MCAT: Winning


Zombie Michael Jackson GPA: 0.0 MCAT:3K

Barney Stinson GPA: 3.5 MCAT: 32L The L is for Legendary!

 

[cliffhuxtableDO]

Bieber

Kesha

Page

Sylvester

 

[slatermd]

Dudes:

Woody

Sheen

Jackson

Cooper



Wimminz:

Black

McCarthy

Page

Harris

 

[Ladoctora44]

Mens:
Woody, Sheen, Jackson, Cooper

Womens:
Bieber, Ke$ha, Page, SUE!!!

 

[Sinfest]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[Pons Asinorum]

That photo of Ke$ha made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[slatermd]

that photo of ke$ha made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

+1

 

[bobsmith]

That Stinson/Cooper match up is brutal. Also, Sheen can't lose. It just can't happen.

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4. Cooper (awful bedside manner)
5. Stinson



1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[Limetime]

1. Woody
8. Hosni, Hosni, Hosni

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4. Cooper
5. Stinson


1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[tohsimas135]

1. Woody
7. Sheen
3. Dodson
4.Cooper

1. Bieber
2. McCarthy
3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[thedoctor8706]

Men:
Woody
Sheen
Dodson
Bazinga

Women:
Bieber: So the entire world knows his true gender
McCarthy
Page
Sylvester

 

[theWUbear]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

My votes are as above

 

[FearAndInsomnia]

I was hoping this thread would make a return.

Woody
Charlie Sheen
Antoine Dodson
Sheldon Cooper

Black
Kesha
Paige
Harris

 

[SilentSoldier]

1. Woody ( his life story brought a tear to my eye it was so touching )
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen (his research on the restorative effects of tiger blood is a great EC to mention in interviews )

3. Dodson
6. Jackson (Zombie or not, Jackson still owns)

4. Cooper
5. Stinson (picked because he and the rest of HIMYM actually induces laughter)



1. Bieber
8. Black (she so she so she so excited )

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha (worst possible picture ever of her, but we'll definitely need her to make the tedium of med school bearable)

3. Page (mmmmm)
6. Grace

4. Harris ( i think I know what that 31P really stands for )
5. Sylvester

picks in bold

 

[cbrons]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

My votes are as above.

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[Donnie1310]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[DbDan]

My Votes:

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson



1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[McScoots]

Men:
Woody
Sheen
Jackson
Barney

Women:
Bieber
McCarthy
Ellen Page
Joan Harris

 

[Mahliah]

S. Woody!
Charlie Sheen
A. Dodson
Barney Stinson

Rebecca black
Jenny Mcarthy
Ellen Page
Joan Harris

 

[Geekchick921]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4. Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

Edit: BTW, I predict Ellen Page as the grand champion.

 

[RogueUnicorn]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson*
6. Jackson

4. Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

*total urm advantage-

 

[courtnes]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak (wins on ECs)

2. Oz
7. Sheen (nontrad!)

3. Dodson (up in yer medskoolz)
6. Jackson

4.Cooper (MD-PHD superapplicant)
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black (cough legacy cough)

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha (outside hobbies)

3. Page love
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester (personal statement)

 

[Pons Asinorum]

West

*total urm advantage-

I'm so happy that image hasn't faded from the SDN memesphere. One of the funniest new contributions of the last year. That thread was gold.

 

[eli20]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak (obviously heading for plastics)

2. Oz
7. Sheen (...pharmaceuticals experience? )

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson (hardest bracket to decide between haha)


East

1. Bieber
8. Black (someones gotta get rejected post interview haha)

2. McCarthy (this would be a hilarious interview)
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[Geekchick921]

2. McCarthy (this would be a hilarious interview)
7. Ke$ha

Dear Lord, you're right. I'm laughing at the thought, especially because the adcom member is just like...

And I had a hard time between Sheldon and Barney, too.

 

[Pons Asinorum]

Dear Lord, you're right. I'm laughing at the thought, especially because the adcom member is just like...

Pretty sure Jenny would slide this across the table to the interviewer. There's a 50/50 chance said interviewer would be immune to her vaccine nuttiness at that point...

 

[cliffhuxtableDO]

If we were talking about a Jenny McCarthy from Singled Out, yeah, I would've voted for her.

 

[HBSlim]

1. Woody
7. Sheen
3. Dodson
5. Stinson

1. Bieber
2. McCarthy
3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[gettheleadout]

Men

Mubarak
Sheen
Dodson
Cooper

Women

Black
Ke$ha
Page
Sue

 

[DrYoda]

West

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester


Picks in bold

 

[necoli]

West (mens)

Sheriff Woody (Off the charts LORs, great interview skills)

Charlie Sheen (very relatable for the pain meds crowd)

Antoine Dodson (outstanding PS)

Sheldon Cooper (PhD/MD candidate)
wish there was room for Barney, but Coop's research skillz are just too strong.

East (womens)

Justin Bieber (adcoms are not immune to the fever)

Ke$ha (weak applicant pool has lowered admission standards)

Ellen Page (well rounded candidate. Definately a favorite to win the whole thing)

Sue Sylvester (good leadership skills)

 

[WhizoMD]

1. Woody
8. Mubarak

2. Oz
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
6. Jackson

4.Cooper
5. Stinson


East

1. Bieber
8. Black

2. McCarthy
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
6. Grace

4. Harris
5. Sylvester

 

[RogueUnicorn]

Pretty sure Jenny would slide this across the table to the interviewer. There's a 50/50 chance said interviewer would be immune to her vaccine nuttiness at that point...
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i'll let you voluntarily take that down.

 

[gettheleadout]

i'll let you voluntarily take that down.

*flex*

^ This was originally in all caps and got rejected by the spam filter for it whaaaaaat...

 

[Caesar]

*flex*

^ This was originally in all caps and got rejected by the spam filter for it whaaaaaat...

All caps posts are never allowed, unfortunately. Second round begins soon. Locking the thread until then.

 

[Caesar]

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS:

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

This round ends at 12:01 CST on Monday.

 

[Caesar]

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[ksmi117]

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[Caesar]

Also, Page was unanimous. I bet she wins it all which will make me very happy.

We should try to contact the celebs who win these things. I volunteer to take Page out and tell her all about the contest.

 

[Laryngophed]

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS:

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen (Duh, winning!)

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black (She has clearly demonstrated mad memorization skillz, in my book she stands a chance.)
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[orthomyxo]

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[Hoody]

Mens:
1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:
8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[Limetime]

Mens:
1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:
8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[WhizoMD]

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester

 

[eli20]

Mens:

1. Woody
7. Sheen

3. Dodson
5. Stinson

Womens:

8. Black
7. Ke$ha

3. Page
5. Sylvester