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Cheeseburgers.mosche said:Bill Clinton
Anasazi23 said:Cheeseburgers.
Milo said:Samurai Warriors
Anasazi23 said:Cheeseburgers.
(Is Bill Clinton related to Renaissance Faires? Or is that just a FA?)
MDgonnabe said:sub-i seppuku
mosche said:substitute teacher
Anasazi23 said:I feel like my invention ideas are constantly being taken by someone, and marketed for their profit.
Short list of things I have deluded myself into thinking I intellectually invented:
1. Pump toothpaste
2. Rear bumper infrared warning system on cars
3. Stethescope recorder
4. Microsoft natural keyboard
5. Lighted keyboard
6. Self-adhesive stamps
Quite a few more that I can't think of right now.
NewRawTick said:In 7th grade (early 90's), I did my science project on static electricity and suggested that it can be used as a household cleaning aide. My science teacher gave me a B+.
A decade or so later, what do we have? Freaking Swiffer. *sigh*
-N
OldPsychDoc said:Jack Black ("School of Rock")
tatabox80 said:Orange county

Anasazi23 said:Orange-you-smart
Red haired girl
college
hockey team...
tavern
highlighter
bunk-beds...
other stuff
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Anasazi23 said:We had the brakes fixed in the Volvo, and when we got the car back, the radio went into it's "insert code to activate" mode. She lost the code, and Volvo says they don't know it for some reason.
So now she has to commute without a radio to Long Island everyday. I bought her a boombox type radio with a CD player, but the things gets horrible reception and eats batteries like crazy. I figured we're only keeping this crappy car another year and it wasn't worth putting a cd/radio in it since we're giving it to her brother. He'll want a better one anyway most likely.
Anasazi23 said:Animated dream, eh? Can't say I've ever had that.
I often have dreams that I'm asleep and dreaming, then I wake up, and feel like I have to regain consciousness from two levels of dreaming to become oriented again.
I've found myself playing music beautifully and writing uncannily good prose, even reading pages upon pages of a wonderfully-written novel, only to awaken, and find that it was all 'just a dream.' But, the notes seemed to flow so correctly and the writing was so natural. Very unlike how I would write in a normal waking state.
I guess that's why rock stars did heavy drugs...to tap into this subconscious talent - a la Jim Morrison.

Poety said:I'm a new mom and last night I dreamt that I went to an interview and they wanted to see the way I hold the baby in order to determine if I got in or not. Well, I was at Harvard and they said I was holding the baby all wrong for their program and that until I learned not to pick her up from under her arms (like how else would you pick up a baby?!) that I shouldn't even bother applying there.
OldPsychDoc said:New mom anxiety plus interview anxiety...explains a lot.
Bottom line: don't rank any programs that require you to hold the baby by its feet. Neither you or baby will end up liking it very much! 😉

melvin said:F@^% me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Shaneequa?
Anasazi23 said:Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
--Master Shake
Anasazi23 said:I can't decide what to be for Halloween...
Poety said:you could be that little green thing thats next to your name
Anasazi23 said:Yeah, I love National Wholesale Liquidators. That store rocks! Spices cheap, and friggin sour mix for $0.99! I can make whiskey sours and tom collins till I puke without guilt.
I can't wait for the Crusades History Channel special this weekend. It's my reward for being on call all day and overnight on Saturday.![]()
I'm sick of call...can't wait to be a third year.
Residency is so much scut...it's degrading. I learned how to fill out a God-da*&$d Clozaril form in 1 minute my first year of residency. There's nothing left for me to learn from it...YOU DO IT! 😡
mosche said:I can't wait for the Crusades History Channel special this weekend. It's my reward for being on call all day and overnight on Saturday.![]()
I've been looking forward to the same History Channel program!
Poety said:This has GOT to be a male thing cuz my husband has been saying the SAME THING - spOoKy 🙄

Anasazi23 said:The media is desensitizing us to the formation of the official 10th Crusade.
