Anywhere outside of maybe say CA, retail chain pharmacists make the most money, and they don't need a residency. Of course, you have said at the beginning you didn't want to work retail, and people repeatedly told you that 70% of pharmacy jobs are in retail, so I'm not sure why this would be a surprise to you now.
And I have seen just as dire job predictions for PA's, as I have for pharmacists. More and more places are preferentially hiring APN's, because it many states they do not have to have a covering physician....unlike PA's, who must have a covering physician in all 50 states. I do not believe the job you are looking for exists (one with high pay, and plentiful job opportunities in a major cities.) And I don't recommend you switch to APN (which you already said you wouldn't do because you don't want to deal poop, vomit, etc.), but I think APN's are going to beat out PA's in the end (just as CRNA's have beat out AA's in most job markets.) I think overall PA's have the better training, but APN's by far have been organization.
Just as when you were looking at pharmacy, and people told you facts about it, and you didn't want to hear them, so you ignored them and entered pharmacy school anyway--I think you are now ignoring the facts about PA, it is not the pie in the sky job that you are imagining it to be.
The upside to PA school is that yes, even though the PA profession will be saturated eventually, it won't happen anytime soon (like I said in my other post, there is still time for someone to go to PA school, graduate, and get a job in most cities).
The talk about NP's beating out PA's is just speculation. There are thousands of jobs out there for both professionals. Are there any statistical studies you've seen that indicate this is happening? (serious question). Keep in mind, you said the same thing about dentists being likely to deal with encroachment from hygienists in the future, but there's no evidence to suggest that will actually happen. Here in GA, the laws regarding NP supervision are more strict as compared to those in blue states, so there isn't much of an advantage to being an NP here. Also, a study came out within the last year showing that PA's tend to get more specialist jobs, if that's what someone wants.
BTW, the AAPA is progressing forward with legislation that actually has a chance of getting passed (unlike the various pharmacy misadventures -- provider status, etc.) that will relax PAs' supervision requirements. They're already more lax than they are for AA's, who have to practice with an anesthesiologist physically on-site (not the case with PA supervision). To the contrary, I don't think PA is a pie-in-the-sky profession; I just recognize that, as compared to pharmacy, it at least provides a stable, well-paying career that will have a good job market for the foreseeable future, or at least long enough to matter for me. It's also nice to know that competing a residency in that profession actually results in earning a higher income.
Also, speaking of AA's, I think you are off with your statement that CRNA's have beat out AA's in most job markets. CRNA's definitely have taken over rural independent practice since AA's can't work in those practices anyways, but there are still plenty of practices in both large and small towns that hire AA's. The job market for AA's is definitely smaller than the one for CRNA's, and that's always been the case due to their inherently stricter supervision requirements, but there's no evidence that suggests that it's contracting. But for a current snapshot of the AA job market, see below:
http://gaswork.com/search/Anesthesiologist-Assistants/Job/All
If you notice, there are job openings for AA's to work in Atlanta, Miami, Tampa, and several other desirable large cities. Yes, you're absolutely right about their job market being more limited, but that's exactly the point I was trying to make, which is that even the job market for a more limited professional group like AA's (who can't even work in 20 states) is STILL much better off than the one for pharmacists. So even with the political onslaught from CRNA's and the undeniable advantage that they have in regards to independence and supervision requirements, AA's still have a better chance of working in non-BFE territory upon graduation than pharmacists. It's simple supply/demand; there might not be a great deal of demand for AA's as compared to CRNA's, but since they haven't opened 100+ AA schools over the last decade, the annual supply of graduates can still be accommodated by employers, even if there isn't much demand.
BTW, on the subject of NP's, there are now direct-entry NP programs (I think I've mentioned them before) that only take 6-8 months longer to complete than a standard NP program, so it is probably worth checking into those as well.