In the last week via PM I've had:
-4 people ask me to read their personal statements
-1 person interview me for school
-1 person ask me what school they should go to
-1 person ask me what hospital job they should take
-1 person ask me advice about an upcoming rotation
-1 person ask me for girl advice
Not to mention:
-6 people tell me where to apply for a job (which is awesome, thanks)
-1 person tell me I'm a huge, walking penis with an IQ of under 70 (paraphrased and edited for the ears of a politically correct, PG audience)
I obliged them all with replies containing whatever the hell it was I thought. Which may or may not have been useful.
I sit here and think to myself that I'm:
-unemployed
-took 5 years to graduate
-got kicked off of a rotation for insolence
-don't believe in strict monogamy
-recently off of my a.d.d. meds (which is awesome because my daydream fueled creativity is starting to come back)
Which makes me wonder:
-WTF is wrong with you people?!?! I'm the worst role model on the
planet.