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We had Thai. I observed that the green curry wasn't green. He said it was, slightly. I told him he probably shouldn't be a pathologist.
beary said:Now in addition to the numerous "pseudoseizure" patients on our floor, we have added some drug seekers. I have a lady now with super severe headaches who only wants IV demerol. We explained that narcotics aren't effective for headaches over the long-term, and then proceeded to offer her the 50 million other treatments we use for headaches. She refused every single one, and then in a very dramatic fashion was moaning about how we just want her to lay there and suffer since we refuse to help her with her headaches.
Yes, I remember vividly my first patient on the floors. He was a fat guy with bad cellulitis. He didn't bathe and he smelled like ****.yaah said:We had a lovely patient on my medicine rotation who had a very bad cellulitis from skin popping heroin. He basically had to be tied down so he didn't hurt anyone who came in to give him anything other than narcotics (since his pain was terrible they gave him occasional morphine, which was apparently far too little for him).
Do I want to spend my Friday night drinking with a bunch of colleagues?deschutes said:Do I really want to spend my Friday pumpkin-carving with a bunch of clinicians?
Yes puppy. A BAR! Very pretty bars! Bars with many pretty beers!deschutes said:You live in Boston. And your best thing to see in Boston is the inside of a bar??
We don't have a Wendy's here. Thank god! I was so sick of Wendy's after my 7 years in MI.deschutes said:Crazy Americans. Beer and Wendy's in the hospital. Isn't this like, conflict of interest?
btw, did you know that PUPP is a diagnosis?
Pruritic Urticarial Papules and Plaques of Pregnancy...
AndyMilonakis said:Yes puppy. A BAR! Very pretty bars! Bars with many pretty beers!
Nah, our department is having a TGIF...drinks in the hospital. This is one concept that is new to me since U of Michigan hospital is f*cking lameass and doesn't allow alcohol on the premises.
booyaah said:They do now. I guess since you left they aren't worried about anyone abusing the privilege.
Do I really want to spend my Friday pumpkin-carving with a bunch of clinicians?
AndyMilonakis said:I love it when there is an operation going on and then you get called down to the frozen room. Waiting for you is a uterus, 2 ovaries, and 2 lymph nodes and they want frozens for every one and expect an answer in 20 minutes!
Can you sense the sarcasm?
Oh that's not the best part...that day we had 3 gyn onc surgeons operating on 3 cases that started around the same time.yaah said:That sucks. That's when you sic the attending on them. Or you can just do a crappy job grossing it in and go to tumor board with the case and say that examination of the specimen was hampered by the unnecessary frozen sections that were performed. Put it in the gross. I put in the gross description sometimes when they open the specimen or section it in the OR and ruin the margin.
Saving the world from a long OR waiting list!Pingu said:All of our gyn-onc surgeons operate on Fridays, sometimes late into the night.
It is annoying, I mean, isn't there a better day than Friday?
Pass = MDbeary said:I started anesthesia today. I found it to be quite a painful day.
Attending: Do you want to go start an IV on that patient?
Me: I don't know how.
Attending: Do you want to learn how?
Me: No, not really.
I have still not started an IV as an M4! I am proud of this, though this seems to be in jeopardy over the next two weeks on anesthesia. At least it won't matter anymore, since I anticipate my written comments from that attending will be along the lines of, "needs to show more enthusiasm."
beary said:This isn't really anti-clinical medicine, but is anti-med school.
I got an email that I failed anesthesia. I had previously found out that I passed the exam, so I thought, wtf? I am an apathetic M4 and all that, but didn't think I was THAT bad.
It turns out that residents who you work with for like 5 hours (a different one every day) have to turn in evaluations for you, and these accumulate for your clinical eval points. Only one resident turned in an eval for me, so this didn't give me enough points to pass. How exactly is this my fault?
Anyway, they were "gracious" enough to give me extended time and make me contact all these other residents that I worked with to badger them to turn in evaluations for me. So finally somebody else did, and that gave me enough points to pass. Really the worst part of the whole thing was how they acted like they were doing me some big favor.
I can't believe this happened for you but I'm glad you ended up passing the rotation. Don't feel bad about the "favor" thing, just take what you can get and move on.beary said:This isn't really anti-clinical medicine, but is anti-med school.
I got an email that I failed anesthesia. I had previously found out that I passed the exam, so I thought, wtf? I am an apathetic M4 and all that, but didn't think I was THAT bad.
It turns out that residents who you work with for like 5 hours (a different one every day) have to turn in evaluations for you, and these accumulate for your clinical eval points. Only one resident turned in an eval for me, so this didn't give me enough points to pass. How exactly is this my fault?
Anyway, they were "gracious" enough to give me extended time and make me contact all these other residents that I worked with to badger them to turn in evaluations for me. So finally somebody else did, and that gave me enough points to pass. Really the worst part of the whole thing was how they acted like they were doing me some big favor.
beary said:This isn't really anti-clinical medicine, but is anti-med school.
I got an email that I failed anesthesia. I had previously found out that I passed the exam, so I thought, wtf? I am an apathetic M4 and all that, but didn't think I was THAT bad.
It turns out that residents who you work with for like 5 hours (a different one every day) have to turn in evaluations for you, and these accumulate for your clinical eval points. Only one resident turned in an eval for me, so this didn't give me enough points to pass. How exactly is this my fault?
Anyway, they were "gracious" enough to give me extended time and make me contact all these other residents that I worked with to badger them to turn in evaluations for me. So finally somebody else did, and that gave me enough points to pass. Really the worst part of the whole thing was how they acted like they were doing me some big favor.
Yes. Sub-I's suck ass. And pathology bound folks shouldn't have to do them!miko2005 said:I started a medicine sub-I today and I can already tell how painful this is going to be. I am doing it away from my homeschool so I can be with my husband. The course director briefly met with me and one of his first questions was why I chose my medschool. I just kinda stared at him...and said "uh...its a good school?". Its not like I am applying for residency there or anything. Its going to be a painful 2 months
miko2005 said:I started a medicine sub-I today and I can already tell how painful this is going to be. I am doing it away from my homeschool so I can be with my husband. The course director briefly met with me and one of his first questions was why I chose my medschool. I just kinda stared at him...and said "uh...its a good school?". Its not like I am applying for residency there or anything. Its going to be a painful 2 months
"I love patients. I want to cherish every opportunity to spend time with patients, hold their hands when they're down, cry with them when they cry...before I never have to deal with them again."yaah said:Did you get ask the old, "What do you expect to get out of this rotation?" question yet? I love that one. Just answer: Migraines and hemorrhoids.
miko2005 said:Its going to be a painful 2 months
yaah said:Did you get ask the old, "What do you expect to get out of this rotation?" question yet? I love that one. Just answer: Migraines and hemorrhoids.
I call shenanigans!Aubrey said:I love this question.. I just fix them with my best Clint Eastwood scowl and say "Whaddya got?"
beary said:2 months??!! Oh my gosh. I would die. I still have my sub-I coming up, but I am doing it in peds heme-onc. Thankfully it is only one month. Of course I still have my core ob-gyn rotation left to do.
16 weeks left... we can do it!
AngryTesticle said:I call shenanigans!
Heme-Onc is quite depressing for sure. And there is a disconnect between the interesting things you can read about with respect to the different cancer patients vs. your actual daily work on this service. This is all based on hearsay...I dodged this bullet twice during 3rd year med school!yaah said:Peds heme-onc always sounds like it should be interesting. Unfortunately it is not. The vast majority of your time is spent trying to figure out maintenance regimens and toxicities. It is also very sad, although some people thrive on being the one to go to in those situations.
I didn't mind doing deliveries. It was actually cool to do a couple. The sucky thing about the Labor & Delivery ward was that you had to be on the premises at all times during your workdays (i.e., be visible to the senior resident). They wouldn't let you run off and hide. And they got all bitchy at me when I sat down to actually READ. What kind of assbackward logic is this? You expect me to do an actual delivery if I can't read about the issues involved? Oh wait, that's right! I'm supposed to read during the 10 hours I'm at home. Yeah right. Get real!6 weeks of ob-gyn, however, bleaargh. Try to get in on Gyn-onc, it is the only saving grace. Deliveries suck.
guess things are the same in the Labor wards of Med Schools throughout the world..esp from the point of view of the "lowest in the pecking order" Med Student.AngryTesticle said:I didn't mind doing deliveries...
thank god those days are over! being everybody's bitch sucks.uhoh! said:guess things are the same in the Labor wards of Med Schools throughout the world..esp from the point of view of the "lowest in the pecking order" Med Student.
har dee har har. i just fell outta mah chair. omg that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. har har har. oh god, i think i'm gonna have a hernia...can't control myself.thatdamnpuppyagain said:You guys gotta sit down and decide if by "deliveries" you mean baby or pizza.
beary said:I have been away from med school since Thanksgiving for interviewing. I have to go back tomorrow, and am filled with indescribable loathing and dread.
16 weeks left:
2 weeks rads
4 week peds heme-onc subI
4 week hemepath elective
6 week ob-gyn
miko2005 said:My medicine sub-internship so far has the best hours ever (I have yet to stay past 3 pm) and it is still soooooo painful. I think I have a total of 8 weeks of medical school left -- how awesome is that???
miko2005 said:My medicine sub-internship so far has the best hours ever (I have yet to stay past 3 pm) and it is still soooooo painful. I think I have a total of 8 weeks of medical school left -- how awesome is that???