@mrdee
Are you OOS? Maybe they are knocking out IS applicants first?
Yeah out of state. Last year it seemed like OOS were interviewed first and then IS later. I know some schools do this so I assumed UAB was like that.
It was at this moment that a single tear began to form at the corner of my eye. I sobbed uncontrollably and urinated on myself. I choked on my own spit. In a haze, I looked to the heavens and saw an apparition. It was Kathy Champion. She had a warm and gentle smile.
Suddenly, the sky turned black and thick billowing clouds surrounded her. Her eyes turned red. She curled her nose and let out a demonic shriek. She yelled to me in a deep and gurgling voice.
“HOW DARE YOU APPLY TO UAB?! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EVERYONE AND HAVE FAILED AS A PREDENT! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!”
She proceeded to eat my entire AADSAS application in a single bite and swallowed it whole.
“My power levels are rising...” She said. “Gu gah gah mmmpzzterg jorp eergggg” Her eyes twitched and her arms were spasming. She was shapeshifting into her reptilian form.
“My final evolution is complete”
She had assumed the form of a sexually mature female agama. Her reptilian lips smirked mischievously. Just then, all expression fell from her face as she closed her eyes and went into a deep state of meditation. She crossed her legs in the lotus position and began to levitate. I watched her tail swing in mid air from her peaceful silhouette.
As she rose through the sky, I followed her with my eyes as best I could but she disappeared. She eventually ascended above the clouds, through the upper atmosphere and into deep space, where she will spend eternity in the gap between dimensions.
Anyway, I think it’s a wrap for me at UAB. Good luck everyone.
