Ya know way there are actually 478 jobs available.
When I joined SDN ten some years ago, the joke made about getting a job in EM was: "present left or right wrist for pulse check; you're hired".
It was a good joke, because good jokes have a kernel of truth at their core.
Now, what little EM jobs exist, are trash that are not worth the frustration.
When I was an MS-4 in the match, you needed a "backup specialty" to apply to EM, because PGY-1 positions were few.
I rolled the dice harder than my peers, and never chose a backup specialty. Here I am.
My "first class" had 8 PGY-1 slots, and that was pushing it for the program, which was University based. Rumor was they were going to cut back to six before the match.
Now, there's 12 PGY-1 slots at D!ckwater Community General Hospital with 180 hospital beds, and they need a program director.
When I was an attending, in my first year out, I was often paid 2000 dollar 'shift bonuses' to simply pick up a shift that I wasn't scheduled for.
Now, rates are diving all over and first-year attendings are happy to take 150 an hour IC pay and fly home to see their families when they can.
Here's the uncomfortable truth:
EM was a false economy from the start, and the bubble has now burst.
COVID-19 "unmasked" the truth; that 75%+ of EM visits are total nonsense - but hey! Admins can get paid for the volume that they turn and burn by cracking the whip harder on we galley slaves. Forget about the medicine, or doing the right thing. Profits, profits, profits. That stock price needs to go up.
Then, COVID happened, and America stopped using the ER for every little thing. Even when they DID come, I hated looking at their fat, stupid faces. "The number one cause of burnout is: the patient."
The PLP explosion happened "because tests N schools R hard; but shopping for white coats online is FUN. Look! I'm healthcaring! I'm ESSENTIAL AF. FrontLINE WaRRIOr!!1!1! Post it on IG."
I still care about the medicine. Its my mission, so to speak. No PLP can do what I can do, or has even close to my ability to master material from page 1 on up like I can.
I don't have kids or a family to pour time, money, and other resources into. "Wandering Samurai" if you want.
2 years ago, I wrote on here: "I've gone full Veers and IDGAF anymore."
Now, I'm writing this:
"I'm going full Birdstrike."