- Joined
- Aug 21, 2007
- Messages
- 7,862
- Reaction score
- 13,572
"I try to use all-natural solutions if I can."
"My Nurse Practitioner knows more because she considers the 'whole patient' ."
"I like to do things holistically." [Bonus if I ask them what the word "holistic" means and they can't form an answer.]
"I've done my research."
"Vaccines are just a scheme for big pharma to make money."
"I didn't know what to do, so I took my blood pressure, and..."
Following the last one:
"My blood pressure was high and I don't want to have a stroke; so I came in right away."
"My doctor said that [xxx: generally another physician] would meet me here to take care of me."
"I threw my kid right in the car and drove here as fast as I could!" [Good job, SuperMom! Way to endanger motorists and pedestrians everywhere for that 99.4 fever!]
"How long is this going to take?! I have my doctor's appointment at [xxx], you know."
"I didn't want to take [tylenol/motrin/etc] because I didn't want to "mask the symptoms"."
"I didn't want my organs to just start shutting down; so I came in right away." [Zero ****!ng idea what they mean when they say this.]
"I'm going on a long trip, so I wanted to come in to make sure that I'd be okay on the trip."
Take it away, SDN.
"My Nurse Practitioner knows more because she considers the 'whole patient' ."
"I like to do things holistically." [Bonus if I ask them what the word "holistic" means and they can't form an answer.]
"I've done my research."
"Vaccines are just a scheme for big pharma to make money."
"I didn't know what to do, so I took my blood pressure, and..."
Following the last one:
"My blood pressure was high and I don't want to have a stroke; so I came in right away."
"My doctor said that [xxx: generally another physician] would meet me here to take care of me."
"I threw my kid right in the car and drove here as fast as I could!" [Good job, SuperMom! Way to endanger motorists and pedestrians everywhere for that 99.4 fever!]
"How long is this going to take?! I have my doctor's appointment at [xxx], you know."
"I didn't want to take [tylenol/motrin/etc] because I didn't want to "mask the symptoms"."
"I didn't want my organs to just start shutting down; so I came in right away." [Zero ****!ng idea what they mean when they say this.]
"I'm going on a long trip, so I wanted to come in to make sure that I'd be okay on the trip."
Take it away, SDN.
Last edited: