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Molly said:Anyway, that's what I learned about emergency rooms: If possible, bring pizza.
Actually take-out Chinese works well too...
That is a GREAT story!
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Molly said:Anyway, that's what I learned about emergency rooms: If possible, bring pizza.
Sweet Tea said:18 year old kids absolutely need new Audis-- especially the kind with the DVD player built into the dashboard so that they can watch "the fast and the furious" while driving along a windy road at say, 3am. the best thing to say (if you are an 18 year old driver of such a car) is "hey, watch my car handle this turn" as you careen into a tree. (unrestrained driver had not one but TWO spiral femur fractures in the same leg. his foot was pointed backwards). tree survived with minor scratches.
Savvydiva said:This thread is absolutely frickin hilarious! I am just a pre-M, but I work in a small, yet busy ER.
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Please, by all means bring your child into the ER in the middle of the night for a HIGH fever (which the triage RN record's as 99.0), stay for 30 minutes and then request a doctor's excuse because you have to be at work in 3 hours.
Lefort3 said:After you drive yourself to the ED, besure to walk up to the Triage Nurse to tell her you are having a seizure. When she asks "have you ever had a seizure in the past?" Respond with "Yes, I have been diagnosed with pseudo seizures. It's real bad."
Lefort3 said:docB said:If you are faking a seizure
After you drive yourself to the ED, besure to walk up to the Triage Nurse to tell her you are having a seizure. When she asks "have you ever had a seizure in the past?" Respond with "Yes, I have been diagnosed with pseudo seizures. It's real bad."
awesome!
that is a great story.
In the city hospital I work at people often have seizures to gain attention. Yesterday a particularly busy nurse walks by a patient who throws himself onto the floor convulsing. The nurse walks back and steps over the patient saying "you can do better than that." The patient gets back into their chair with their head hung low and says "you're right."
I guess the best part of the story is that in the drama of the collapse, the patient threw their prosthetic eye across the floor. It took us 20 minutes to find it.
sfbearcop said:In the area of "interesting things found in the rectum" I would like to add the half-dozen Barbie heads extracted from one pt. They were complete with their lovely synthetic locks. The pt. could give no real reason for this. I'm not sure there is one.
Emerson_Emerge said:So, I'm not a resident or anything, but an ed. student hoping to get into clinical psy. I have an interesting story about the epidemic of terrible rural doctors that Canada has though.
I was living in Burns Lake B.C., which is fairly isolated (north of Prince George), and I started having these horrible headaches, and fluid buildup, and basically toughed it out until things became unbearable, and everything coming out of my body was neon green. I didn't want to have to go see the residential doctor for a town of 2000, after being around much better quality urban doctors for most of my life.
So I go in because I think my head is about to explode, and this doctor gives me a fairly full examination, including a vitals check. He puts the stethescope on my chest, and listens. Pulls back and looks at me nervously for a moment, and listens again.
I of course think he's just found my heart murmur (bicuspid valve) and point this out immediately upon his continuing expressions of concern.
"No, no," the good doctor says, "I think your heart is actually in backwards! Did you not realize this? Have you ever been to a heart specialist before?"
Despite reassuring him that I had been going to the cardiology clinic at the U of A since birth and every two years since, and that surely they would have "figured that out by now", he was genuinely convinced that a grievous error in my diagnosis had been made, the horrifying part of this being that he was one out of three doctors to serve the town and surrounding area. To his credit, he did diagnose the Sinusitis (sp?) accurately.
I've really enjoyed this thread a Canadian tonne. Throughout reading this, and the things you are able to pull away from doing this work as anecdotes, it shows you all are of very good character and have major cojones. We need some of youse in rural Canada! LOL. Pay sucks, but the healthcare's free.
Emerson_Emerge said:So, I'm not a resident or anything, but an ed. student hoping to get into clinical psy. I have an interesting story about the epidemic of terrible rural doctors that Canada has though.
I was living in Burns Lake B.C., which is fairly isolated (north of Prince George), and I started having these horrible headaches, and fluid buildup, and basically toughed it out until things became unbearable, and everything coming out of my body was neon green. I didn't want to have to go see the residential doctor for a town of 2000, after being around much better quality urban doctors for most of my life.
So I go in because I think my head is about to explode, and this doctor gives me a fairly full examination, including a vitals check. He puts the stethescope on my chest, and listens. Pulls back and looks at me nervously for a moment, and listens again.
I of course think he's just found my heart murmur (bicuspid valve) and point this out immediately upon his continuing expressions of concern.
"No, no," the good doctor says, "I think your heart is actually in backwards! Did you not realize this? Have you ever been to a heart specialist before?"
Despite reassuring him that I had been going to the cardiology clinic at the U of A since birth and every two years since, and that surely they would have "figured that out by now", he was genuinely convinced that a grievous error in my diagnosis had been made, the horrifying part of this being that he was one out of three doctors to serve the town and surrounding area. To his credit, he did diagnose the Sinusitis (sp?) accurately.
I've really enjoyed this thread a Canadian tonne. Throughout reading this, and the things you are able to pull away from doing this work as anecdotes, it shows you all are of very good character and have major cojones. We need some of youse in rural Canada! LOL. Pay sucks, but the healthcare's free.
jrb_75 said:So I went ahead and created this for your amusement, and hope that somewhere there will be an ER doctor wearing this under his or her scrubs chuckling quietly the next time someone begins a story, "I was standing on the corner..."
http://www.cafepress.com/socmob
JohnQCitizen said:What ... no SumDude or ThatDude line of T-shirts to go along with this thread.
And while your at it, I want one that says Babydaddy
gree0411 said:I learned the other night that it's not a good idea to refuse medical intervention because of your relegious beliefs and continue to labor for two days at home with a hand sticking out of your vagina. When you do finally show up at the ED they will take you to the OR where you will code, end up requiring 24 units of blood, lose your uterus, lose your ovaries and lose your baby.
Being that you are so heartless,why did you not just kill her yourself? Poor mixed up KID wanting to die,failed, and had to meet you,no doubt people like you,are the reason she wished to leave in the first place. Perhaps with your weapons no how,you might take yourself out and then We would not have to deal with you!nursevegas said:Reminds me of a 16-year-old I took care of many years ago, admitted to the ICU with her THIRD self-inflicted GSW to the chest. Patient teaching--IMPROVE YOUR AIM so we don't have to deal with you!
I know this may seem incredibly insensitive to you, but you really have spend some time in an ICU or ER to see what her point is. Again, this thread has served as a venting forum for people in stressful and taxing jobs. It can be extremely frustrating to split time and resources between a patient with multiple suicide attempts and a mother of 4 who was critically injured by a drunk driver for example. Also, this "heartless" nurse I'm sure did everything within the scope of his/her power to help this patient and will do so again on the next suicide attempt. (I'm pretty sure I just wasted my time typing this as this was most likely a trolling expedition, but oh well, need to keep my mind off of countdown to match!).blake2go said:Being that you are so heartless,why did you not just kill her yourself? Poor mixed up KID wanting to die,failed, and had to meet you,no doubt people like you,are the reason she wished to leave in the first place. Perhaps with your weapons no(sic) how,you might take yourself out and then We would not have to deal with you!
blake2go said:Being that you are so heartless,why did you not just kill her yourself? Poor mixed up KID wanting to die,failed, and had to meet you,no doubt people like you,are the reason she wished to leave in the first place. Perhaps with your weapons no how,you might take yourself out and then We would not have to deal with you!
Level_II_Trauma said:May I please top all of your stories with one of my own?
Always, before you decide to end it all with a crossbow, swallow a whole bottle of Tylenol first. Please DO wait for your parents to leave first on an out-of-town trip so it's not possible that they might be back anytime soon to intervene with your decision. Please, also make sure that your father is a famous physician in your home town, so that once the ER knows your story, the whole TOWN knows your story. And please make sure, that after you shoot yourself twice in the head with a crossbow, that you actually live to tell about it, because obviously it wasn't your time to go.
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We like to refer to him as "Old Arrowhead", a.k.a., Steve Martin in his old stand-up comedy acts!