OK, I got it. Start in IV. Place an IV.
Surg2002, I meant venipuncture. There is a picture of it in my medical dictionary along with a description that matches what I would call "an IV".
I was telling my wife a story about my first IV attempt (or venipuncture). She's American, and swears she's never heard it called a venipuncture.
Anyway, (in my story) I missed the vein (probably by a mile), panicked and thought it clever to pull out the stylet and press on the bleeding wound with 8 million cotton balls. Hey, it was gonna stop at some point, eh? Now, the hand started to grow. Bummer. I had forgotten all about the tourniquet. The poor patient must still have a hematoma today, 3 years later.
Here's the proper procedure for saving IVs gone bad:
Remove tournequet.
Elevate arm.
Apply pressure.
Blame the patient for moving around too much ("I'm just a student, you know").
Ask politely if it's ok to try again ("or should I call the REAL doctor").
When she says no, slither away.