UHS Class 2006 part 01

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Wow that is crazy! So I guess our name has been changed for quite some time now.

Well hope boards studying is going well for you all. I have been told by a fellow SDNer, that I will score the lowest in my class. So I guess I can just quit studying. It was very nice of him. You can view his post under USMLE/COMLEX I-III, Last year's comlex questions if you would like. He seems like such a smart and nice individual.

Anyway, I guess off to the beach..........

-C
 
Don't worry Chris. I posted a reply to that idiot's post. I hope he says something back. I love verbal jousting with unarmed combatants. Board studying has me so pissed I would love a good fight right about now. How's someone from LECOM gonna talk smack about Boards?? That's like ODB talking smack when he scored that touchdown. J/K ODB 🙂
 
BamaAlum said:
Don't worry Chris. I posted a reply to that idiot's post. I hope he says something back. I love verbal jousting with unarmed combatants. Board studying has me so pissed I would love a good fight right about now. How's someone from LECOM gonna talk smack about Boards?? That's like ODB talking smack when he scored that touchdown. J/K ODB 🙂
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What did this clown from LECOM say? And by the way, I scored TWO touchdowns this year. If you want a good fight, Bama, you know where I live...it's a slow walk back to the ninth floor.
a fired up ODB
 
ODB,
Don't let yo' mouf' writes checks yo' butt can't cash. I forgot about that 2nd touchdown. Get back to studying that Sarcoidosis, boy! I took the night off to watch my Lakers DESTROY the Timberwolves. Shaq-Daddy rang em' up for 27 and 18. You can't stop the Diesel! He's from the SEC. Nuff said.

11 days until me and the USMLE Get-It-On, Woo-EE!! Your gonna die clown!!(USMLE).......ok,ok studying for Boards for 10 hours a day has made me a little crazy. I have mentally turned the USMLE into a person who is my mortal enemy. On the June the 2nd we will fight to the death and the streets of Montgomery, AL will run red with the USMLE's blood. I know that I have a psychiatric condition, but I don't know which one because I haven't study BS yet. 🙂
 
What's this about someone talking smak to Chris??? Who does this punk think he is? Aight, boys (DrChris, ODB, Bama) let's get it on!
 
Thanks for your backing obecalp. Who are you by the way??

Well physiology is almost knocked out....gi and endo to go. Then on the the "little critters".

Hope everyone is having fun!!!!

Peace out!

-C
 
It's Old Yeller reincarnated...aka the lone pan-Asian representative for the UHS 2006 thread!

jp
 
What up Old yellow Dogg!!! I didnt realize that was you. How is it goin'? I take it you are back in C-Town. Give us a holler every now and again!!!!

Peace
C
 
Please see my post in the thread "KCUMB class of 2007". I'm not trying to cause trouble, just trying to give you a heads' up!
 
Little late for those of us in the Class of 2006. We couldn't change our rotations sites if we wanted to. Luckily, I'm going to the Sunshine State for my rotations 🙂 Right, Des?
 
Is it August yet? I had a dream I was lying on the beach then hopped on some hot guy's waverunner and sped off..................................................
🙂
 
doctordes said:
Is it August yet? I had a dream I was lying on the beach then hopped on some hot guy's waverunner and sped off..................................................
🙂
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Doctordes,
I don't have a waverunner 😉 . These boards are really getting me down... for some reason I don't think that a 44% on the Kaplan Comlex will get the job done.
ODB
 
What's wrong with you people? I get on SDN to see what's happening with my peeps and I have to scroll to find our page at the bottom of page 2. Come on, get in the game!! You act like we have a test coming up or something......I survived USMLE Step 1 yesterday. I felt okay about it. The only thing I wish I'd spent more time on was anatomy. I had about 25 total I would guess. Most of them were pretty easy but I missed some stupid ones because I pretty much punted anatomy. At least 2 or 3 brachial plexus questions. The neuro was pretty basic even though I tanked on a couple. The one MRI I had sucked really bad and I even had an EM! Hopefully the anatomy won't hurt me too badly. There were a lot of graphs which tend to give me migraines, but I guess I survived it. First Aid is money for pharm. Know that mug like the back of your hand and you will rock on the pharm questions. BRS Path is also money. Biochem was pretty straightforward, Kaplan Biochem was awesome for that stuff. Genetics probably kicked my butt.

I finally got to ride my Waverunner today. Me and my nephews took it down to the river and opened it up. I got it up to 58 mph, but that was with a nephew on the back. If I was on it by myself I'm sure I could have hit 60-65. It is pretty sweet though. I don't think the dudes who were in the B.A.S.S. fishing tournament liked me buzzing around while they were trying to fish, but oh well they'll get over it. 🙂 I mean come on, they are freaking professional bass fishermen. Well, guess I better go pack for my return to KC tomorrow. Holla'.
 
Bama--
Glad to hear you survived the big dude. I realize I haven't been doing my part in keeping us on the page. I apologize 'bout that. Just figured no one was on and I would be the only one posting so I just said 'whateva.

Hold on guys.....only four days to go!!! Yikes......

I think my panic button is broken from pushing it so much!

Holla back yo
 
To my brothers and sisters who are taking the COMLEX tomorrow: GOOD LUCK!!! I'm sure you guys will rock the exam. In the words of an old Korean proverb: "May all your wrong answers be of the experimental type." jp
 
Thanks JP for the good luck. After taking the USMLE today I'll need all the luck I can get! Now I know why our allopathic counterparts call it the USMILE because its pretty rough. Now I know why Wash U is ranked the number one med school in the country. When I see one of their students I guess i'll have to bow to them and exclaim I'm not worthy. I didn't want that residency at Barnes anyway.
A distraught ODB
 
Yeah JP unlike in classroom b the last 2 days. See my thread titled "if you have a really bad cough" under the usmle/comlex thread.

Can't believe this test has come and gone!!! weeeeeeeeee... 😀 😀 😀

bring on the usmle!
 
People scoffed at my three day test taking marathon but I'm done!!! I wish my UHS brethren who still have to take the USMLE good luck :luck:. MJ, how's the Gulf? See you guys Tuesday.
ODB-the med student formerly known as Disco Dave
 
Hey guys...
Haven't posted for a while, so I thought I should do my part. Started class today....had DMac, and Med Spanish, I mean Espanol. Then played frisbee golf with Goodin and Sramek. It was kind of weird not to have to go straight to 164 in phys rooms and read read read!

Good luck to all y'all taking the U-smile this week. I am so glad I am not taking that one!!!

Peace

-C
 
ODB,
The Gulf was awesome! We got up at 4 and we were catching bait fish by 6. We went about 50 miles out in the Gulf. We were on the water for 12 hours, but I could have stayed longer. They had to drag me to the car Friday night because I didn't want to leave. I will show you what I caught tomorrow. Let's just say that you won't see anything like it in Missouri.

I am so glad to be done with COMLEX and USMLE. Now we have to sit back and wait for the good news (eternal optimist). Does anyone know when we are supposed to get our rotation schedules. I would like to know what my life is going to be like for the next year. I mean besides kickin' by the beach and chillin' in the Gulf. 🙂
 
SUMMER SCHOOL SUCKS!!! I say we just stop going.....who's with me?

...I can't take it anymore...between ODB licking his face in front of me and Grant's seizures, I may not make it six more weeks...By the way, are we in Ft. Myers yet?

Des🙂
 
I'm with ya Des!!!!! Let's just pretend to go to class, but just go bar hopping everyday......what do ya say??????

👍 :meanie: :meanie:
 
New summer schedule.....
Tuesday-class meetings take place at Harpo's for quarter draws
Wednesday-class meetings take place at Kona grill for Happy Hour and studies will continue into reverse Happy Hour
Thursday-class meetings to be announced
Class objectives: To really discover this biochemical process known as alcoholic fermentation. To do research into the social development of medical students getting ready for the wards. To have FUN!!!!
Professor: the ODB
Assignments: as dictated by said professor but extra credit can be earned by buying the said professor drinks.
Unfortunately, back to the grind Tuesday
ODB
PS. Doctordes, not only will I be back in the grind Tuesday but so will my tongue. UMMMM!!!!! 😛
 
ODB,

1. Have you tried to cut down on your drinking?
2. Do you get annoyed when people ask you about your drinking?
3. Do you feel guilty when you drink?
4. Do you need an 'eye-opener' to get going in the morning?

Your persistent nose-licking may be the first signs of hepatic encephalopathy. You do seem to have some degree of asterixis as well as some cognitive clouding indicative of alcoholic cirrhosis. How 'bout laying off the gin and tonics for a whle you big Lush.
 
I know this is summer and I shouldn't be thinking about this, but I was thinking of buying my neuro books now? Does anyone have any suggestions to what is recommended or helped you the most last year? I wanted to get them now while I still have some sort of money in the bank before I go on vacation?
 
Hi Yield Neuroanatomy--by Fix

Neuroanatomy--an illustrated colour text by Crossman and Neary

Your Netter's.

Those are what I used. Stevens supplies a series of handouts, which is like a text in itself.

Maybe others will suggest additional resources other than these.
M.
 
Required items for surviving Neuro:

1. The Bible
2. voodoo doll (preferably like Joeboo from Major League)
3. lucky rabbit's foot
4. 4 leaf clover
5. live sacrifice
and last but not least....
6. naked pictures of Dr. Stephens and unidentified student to use as blackmail
 
BamaAlum said:
Required items for surviving Neuro:

1. The Bible
2. voodoo doll (preferably like Joeboo from Major League)
3. lucky rabbit's foot
4. 4 leaf clover
5. live sacrifice
and last but not least....
6. naked pictures of Dr. Stephens and unidentified student to use as blackmail
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heh... dewd... 6 can be had digitally... 😀
 
Anyone else have neuro suggestions? Is drchris33 on SDN anymore? He helped out a lot last year?
 
BamaAlum said:
ODB,

1. Have you tried to cut down on your drinking?
2. Do you get annoyed when people ask you about your drinking?
3. Do you feel guilty when you drink?
4. Do you need an 'eye-opener' to get going in the morning?

Your persistent nose-licking may be the first signs of hepatic encephalopathy. You do seem to have some degree of asterixis as well as some cognitive clouding indicative of alcoholic cirrhosis. How 'bout laying off the gin and tonics for a whle you big Lush.
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Bama,
Cognitive clouding??? What are saying MJ that I'm an alcoholic?
My cognition is clear and my balance is good......................................... Uh sorry about the pause I just fell out of chair.
ODB
 
Wo1verine7DO said:
Anyone else have neuro suggestions? Is drchris33 on SDN anymore? He helped out a lot last year?
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Dr Chris, Dr Chris....paging Dr. Chris to the sdn STAT.
 
DrMaryC said:
Dr Chris, Dr Chris....paging Dr. Chris to the sdn STAT.
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We don't need Dr.Chris, I'm on call for SDN tonight. Stop trying to usurp my authority, Mary.

ODB, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
 
So sorry Dr. Chris is not available.
Look - I don't think I'm supposed to be divulging this information across the web, but I can't go on pretending like I don't know Chris's whereabouts and the reason for them. The truth is, Chris hasn't been on SDN for some time now due to his recovering from a recent surgery. I know what you all are thinking: "Oh, no biggie, it must be that vasectomy procedure he's been eager to do for months." On the contrary, my friends. Quite the contrary.
Chris is beginning the synthetic change of becoming a woman and he is in the first stages. This week he underwent bilateral breast implants but has been taking horse estrogen for quite some time.
I'm sure he'll still be the Chris we know and love, and will be able to answer any neuro questions when he is feeling up to it.
.....ok, so I can't back that up..................... :laugh:
 
doctordes said:
So sorry Dr. Chris is not available.
Look - I don't think I'm supposed to be divulging this information across the web, but I can't go on pretending like I don't know Chris's whereabouts and the reason for them. The truth is, Chris hasn't been on SDN for some time now due to his recovering from a recent surgery. I know what you all are thinking: "Oh, no biggie, it must be that vasectomy procedure he's been eager to do for months." On the contrary, my friends. Quite the contrary.
Chris is beginning the synthetic change of becoming a woman and he is in the first stages. This week he underwent bilateral breast implants but has been taking horse estrogen for quite some time.
I'm sure he'll still be the Chris we know and love, and will be able to answer any neuro questions when he is feeling up to it.
.....ok, so I can't back that up..................... :laugh:
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Doctordes,
You mean DrChris has become DrChristine. If gum on my shoe isn't enough to drive me to drink then this factoid definitely will. We'll back to the booze...uh, I mean books, yeah books.
ODB
 
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doctordes said:
So sorry Dr. Chris is not available.
Look - I don't think I'm supposed to be divulging this information across the web, but I can't go on pretending like I don't know Chris's whereabouts and the reason for them. The truth is, Chris hasn't been on SDN for some time now due to his recovering from a recent surgery. I know what you all are thinking: "Oh, no biggie, it must be that vasectomy procedure he's been eager to do for months." On the contrary, my friends. Quite the contrary.
Chris is beginning the synthetic change of becoming a woman and he is in the first stages. This week he underwent bilateral breast implants but has been taking horse estrogen for quite some time.
I'm sure he'll still be the Chris we know and love, and will be able to answer any neuro questions when he is feeling up to it.
.....ok, so I can't back that up..................... :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh:
 
Sorry folks.....out of town for the weekend......

K, I need an 18 French Angiocath, 100 of Etomidate, 50 of Sux. I want 1000mL Lactated Ringers with piggy back Banana Bag. Then 1000 IU Insuliin SQ, followed by 20 mEq of potassium IV. Next order me a gin and tonic and let me know when the patient has died!

Im out
 
Wolverine--
I PMed you....check your messages man! 🙂 🙂

-C
 
Hey Chris,
Who's doing your gender reassignment work? Is it the same guy who did Des' work. She used to be a pretty big dude. It was amazing work. Now she only has to worry about shaving a couple times a day and having her back waxed once a week. I think I would be a hot chick. If you become a woman can you make out with yourself? I guess there are no easy answers in life.

Here is a pic of Des about midway through the process. She sure has come a long way.......

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/pics/color/pics/ilc13.jpg
 
LOL LMFAO!!!! OMG that is great!!!!! 👍 👍
 
BamaAlum said:
Hey Chris,
Who's doing your gender reassignment work? Is it the same guy who did Des' work. She used to be a pretty big dude. It was amazing work. Now she only has to worry about shaving a couple times a day and having her back waxed once a week. I think I would be a hot chick. If you become a woman can you make out with yourself? I guess there are no easy answers in life.

Here is a pic of Des about midway through the process. She sure has come a long way.......

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/pics/color/pics/ilc13.jpg
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Bama,
I'd keep the barbs about Doctordes to a minimum....she's got corn in her stool tougher than you, buddy. I know from experience....I don't have this glass eye by choice. Doctordes when she was a big dude was known as Nailz in the Kansas State Pen. Fear her. :scared:
ODB
 
dje4927 said:
Bama,
I'd keep the barbs about Doctordes to a minimum....she's got corn in her stool tougher than you, buddy. I know from experience....I don't have this glass eye by choice. Doctordes when she was a big dude was known as Nailz in the Kansas State Pen. Fear her. :scared:
ODB
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ODB,
2 questions:
1. How does it feel to be a woman trapped in a man's body?
2. How do you know what Des has in her stools?

Everyone knows how you actually went blind. Didn't your mom ever tell you that would happen if you did that too much?
 
OK, so apparently I skipped over a few posts about my whereabouts. I am really upset by this because I wanted it to be a surprise to everyone when the metamorph was complete! So thanks to Dr. Des, my secret is out and all now know the true nature of my being.

I just want you all to know that I will be one sexy chick when this is all said and done. I may even surpass the shear beauty of the Polish Princess aka The Dez, so she better watch out cause "I feel like the prettiest girl in the whole development"
 
drchris33 said:
OK, so apparently I skipped over a few posts about my whereabouts. I am really upset by this because I wanted it to be a surprise to everyone when the metamorph was complete! So thanks to Dr. Des, my secret is out and all now know the true nature of my being.

I just want you all to know that I will be one sexy chick when this is all said and done. I may even surpass the shear beauty of the Polish Princess aka The Dez, so she better watch out cause "I feel like the prettiest girl in the whole development"
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I thought I better post since I know Bama is studying hard for tomorrow's quiz and can't be bothered. And Bama, Doctordes cut out my eyeball and ate it as sushi, she said the sushi at Kona was getting too bland....that is how I became blind. I don't think DrChristine69 (the med student formerly known as Drchris33) could surpass the shear beauty of the Polish Princess.
ODB
PS. The ODB Tidbit for the Day: Don't pound on the desk during class if you have a soda nearby...it makes a mess.
 
dje4927 said:
Idon't think DrChristine69 (the med student formerly known as Drchris33) could surpass the shear beauty of the Polish Princess.
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Careful ODB, if you get any closer to Des' butt you might just fall in!
 
BamaAlum said:
Careful ODB, if you get any closer to Des' butt you might just fall in!
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Bama,
In case you haven't figured it out, Doctordes has total control of SDN and when she takes control of the world,yes, the world... don't come crying to the ODB when she destroys your beloved state of Alabama and puts a deep freeze on the Gulf of Mexico. Somewhere in CT, I can here Des doing her take over the world laugh.
ODB
ODB's Tip of the Day: Quiz grade of 25 %=pass of Medical Decision making.
 
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