UHS Class 2006 part 01

[BamaAlum]

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ODB,
I have previously addressed your drinking problem. I think it is time we discussed 2 additional issues.
1. Your obvious crack habit
2. Your newly obtained stalker status
I know that you are from St. Louis and everything, but do you think you could spread out the vices a little. I mean you're gonna burn out dude. Why not just focus on being a crackhead for now and in a couple of years you could take up the stalking. I'm afraid if you start stalking Des now your crazy crack rants are going to suffer and then what would I read for entertainment? I mean, who will tell me that Hulk Hogan is going to be the next president? Or that Albert Pujols is better than Barry Bonds?

Hey Des,
Get over it! Don't mess with me girl, I'll throw you to the sharks.

 

[obecalp]

Hey, I say that Bama and the ODB duke it out, bare fists and all. I personally don't think that Bama has a chance. Des and I saw the new and improved ODB take his shirt off and flex for us in the central line lab today. It was quite impressive. Just wax the old chassis and you'll be set bro...

 

[LovelyRita]

😱

 

[doctordes]

Hey Bama - if you have anything else you'd like to say, see me tomorrow.
ODB was the perfect physical specimen today in lab. I just wish we would have been able to put a real central line in, that's all. ODB, why aren't you more of a team player? I think to make it more realistic, ODB should have taken his pantalones off, too.
ACLS tomorrow! See you there!
D🙂

 

[drchris33]

Things are gettin' a bit rowdy up in here.....I think we all need a little Prozac and then everything will be great!

The new and improved ODB...good job Dave.....keep it up; lookin good......in a non-homosexual kind of way of course.....
But then again, since I am going over to the other side, maybe I will be paying a little more attention to the Ol' Dirty One!! 😍 😍

 

[BamaAlum]

Hey, I say that Bama and the ODB duke it out, bare fists and all. I personally don't think that Bama has a chance. Des and I saw the new and improved ODB take his shirt off and flex for us in the central line lab today. It was quite impressive. Just wax the old chassis and you'll be set bro...

HAH! I've swatted Alabama mosquitoes bigger than the ODB. He'd be better off sending his stalkee Des to do his dirty work. At least then I'd have to get out of my chair (albeit for a brief moment).

 

[dje4927]

ODB,
I have previously addressed your drinking problem. I think it is time we discussed 2 additional issues.
1. Your obvious crack habit
2. Your newly obtained stalker status
I know that you are from St. Louis and everything, but do you think you could spread out the vices a little. I mean you're gonna burn out dude. Why not just focus on being a crackhead for now and in a couple of years you could take up the stalking. I'm afraid if you start stalking Des now your crazy crack rants are going to suffer and then what would I read for entertainment? I mean, who will tell me that Hulk Hogan is going to be the next president? Or that Albert Pujols is better than Barry Bonds?

Hey Des,
Get over it! Don't mess with me girl, I'll throw you to the sharks.

Bama,
Now that I've lost fourteen pounds of needless fat...I can choke slam you straight to hell or Alabama!!! I mean really what's the difference? Picture of Bama after I kick his ass---> . Doctordes, anytime you want to see me without my pantolones I'm in CT 503.
A svelte ODB

 

[BamaAlum]

Bama,
Now that I've lost fourteen pounds of needless fat...I can choke slam you straight to hell or Alabama!!! I mean really what's the difference? Picture of Bama after I kick his ass---> .

There's not enough Wheaties in the world, ODB..........

 

[obecalp]

My God, look what I've started...

 

[doctordes]

It's a blowout!
Hey ODB...did you ever find out who wrote that stuff about your mom in your schedule book? Bama is acting highly suspicious and needs to be questioned.🙂
D🙂

 

[BamaAlum]

It's a blowout!
Hey ODB...did you ever find out who wrote that stuff about your mom in your schedule book? Bama is acting highly suspicious and needs to be questioned.🙂
D🙂

I want you to listen to me, I did not have sex with that woman,....I mean I did not have anything to do with that schedule book. I am not a crook! Ask not what your country can do for you, read my lips, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, we're gonna smoke em' out of their holes and get them on the run and speak softly and carry a big stick. That should clear up this situation.

I know the identity of the perp. but out of respect for their family I cannot reveal their identity. Unless someone were to give me a sweet deal, then I would rat them out like there was no tomorrow.

 

[obecalp]

I want you to listen to me, I did not have sex with that woman,....I mean I did not have anything to do with that schedule book. I am not a crook! Ask not what your country can do for you, read my lips, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, we're gonna smoke em' out of their holes and get them on the run and speak softly and carry a big stick. That should clear up this situation.

I know the identity of the perp. but out of respect for their family I cannot reveal their identity. Unless someone were to give me a sweet deal, then I would rat them out like there was no tomorrow.

Who is this...Deepthroat?

 

[dje4927]

It's a blowout!
Hey ODB...did you ever find out who wrote that stuff about your mom in your schedule book? Bama is acting highly suspicious and needs to be questioned.🙂
D🙂

Doctordes,
I have not found out who wrote in my schedule book...but rumor has it that it is a girl. That mean's it must be...... Bama.
No wuv from my fellow classmates 🙁
a tearful ODB

 

[obecalp]

BUMP
What's up guys? Can't let our school's thread go to the second page. Must...keep...posting...

 

[Wo1verine7DO]

Dr Chris, sorry to get back to this SDN so late, I was in Florida...anyway, I checked my PM and it said no new messages?
How's the summer session classes going? Is it easy? or tough?

 

[dje4927]

The ODB thought he would post. To all my SDNers out there a belated happy Fourth of July. To all fellow baseball fans out their how 'bout them birds.... three starters in the All-Star game and a four game lead over the Cubs. To all the Cubs fans out there... I guess there is always next year.(Although the Cubs have been saying that since Roosevelt was in the White House...Theodore Roosevelt that is.)
ODB

 

[BamaAlum]

The ODB thought he would post. To all my SDNers out there a belated happy Fourth of July. To all fellow baseball fans out their how 'bout them birds.... three starters in the All-Star game and a four game lead over the Cubs. To all the Cubs fans out there... I guess there is always next year.(Although the Cubs have been saying that since Roosevelt was in the White House...Theodore Roosevelt that is.)
ODB

ODB,
History is being made in this year's All-Star game and all you can talk about is the Cardinals. What about the ENTIRE NL outfield being members of the 500 home run club? That is the real story. What about Mr. Bonds, the greatest player of all time, as he makes his march towards the Great Bambino? I'll give your Cardinals credit they are doing pretty well, but they don't give pennants in July my friend. This year's Cardinals could be last year's Royals.(Oh no he didn't!!) What am I talking about? Everyone is just waiting until the end of August when College football season starts anyway. My preseason #1, The Georgia Bulldogs. They have an awesome QB, a tremendous D line and the best head coach/defensive coordinator combo in the country.(Hard to believe they are one of my rival schools, huh?) Check back here in late December to congratulate me on my tremendous football prognosticating skills.

On a completely unrelated note, if I don't get my USMLE scores this Wednesday I am going to choke someone! And I don't mean that figuratively, I will find someone and apply posterior cricoid pressure until they cease to be.
Sorry, the suspense is getting to me.....

 

[AnnaMags]

I guess we'll all try to stay out of your arm's reach then...I was in the registrar's office today and they said no scores were posted this Wednesday...bummer. I guess you'll have to wait one more week! Good luck when you hear the results though. I'm sure you did great!

 

[drchris33]

fell off the first page........

Man I really hate moving?? Anyone else began the unavoidable chore of packing and deciding that over half of your current belongings is crap?????

Man is sucks!

 

[LovelyRita]

I love moving. I love it so much I could kiss it in places that some may consider inappropriate.

Not. 👎

 

[dje4927]

fell off the first page........

Man I really hate moving?? Anyone else began the unavoidable chore of packing and deciding that over half of your current belongings is crap?????

Man is sucks!

Dr. Chris,
I'm not moving and I have come to the realization that 100 % of my stuff is crap including me.
ODB

 

[BamaAlum]

Dr. Chris,
I'm not moving and I have come to the realization that 100 % of my stuff is crap including me.
ODB

From The ODB's new book, "Self-confidence and self-worth: A How-To Guide."

 

[doctordes]

Does anyone else HATE their Palm Pilot? Mine is a piece of crap and I am about to burn it.

I don't even want to use the stupid thing and NO ONE WILL HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BamaAlum]

Does anyone else HATE their Palm Pilot? Mine is a piece of crap and I am about to burn it.

I don't even want to use the stupid thing and NO ONE WILL HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaahhhhh!! Is that a stinky diaper I smell? I will help you, all you gotta do is ask. See, you are axing the wrong people. I fixed President Dawson's Palm just the other day. But I do charge 1 million dollars an hour, or free food (cookies) whichever you have handy. 🙂 Call my secretary, she'll set it up.

 

[drchris33]

Supposed to be in Medical Jurisdiction right now. Just thought I would see if I am the only naughty one here.

-C

 

[LovelyRita]

No, but did you find your can opener??
😛

 

[BamaAlum]

Does anyone else HATE their Palm Pilot? Mine is a piece of crap and I am about to burn it.

I don't even want to use the stupid thing and NO ONE WILL HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody just CALM DOWN!! Des' Palm Pilot situation has been corrected. It is working properly now. I know that this has been a source of despair and consternation (look it up, ODB) for everyone on this board. The above quote is tough to read, but I think it shows someone crying out for help. It has been a rough couple of days for all involved, I know. The Palm just needed a little TLC. Des has been quite verbally abusive towards her Palm so we had to work through some trust issues with it, but everything is okay now. Des has learned not to project her problems onto the Palm and that calling it "a worthless piece of crap" is very hurtful and causes the Palm to question its self-worth. The Palm has learned that withholding Sync is not the proper way to deal with its anger towards Des. I think with a little time they will both be able to function together properly and have a normal home life. Thanks, of course, to the Palm Pilot Pimp!!

Hey Mary, what does your signature mean? With whom are you tired of fighting? Are you also having problems with your Palm?

 

[LovelyRita]

From the beck song...tired of fighting for a lost cause....that song was going thru my head the other day. 👍

 

[BamaAlum]

From the beck song...tired of fighting for a lost cause....that song was going thru my head the other day. 👍

Yeah, I know what you mean. I had the same problem with the 'Thong Song' just the other day.....

 

[LovelyRita]

YOU are a lost cause.

 

[dje4927]

Everybody just CALM DOWN!! Des' Palm Pilot situation has been corrected. It is working properly now. I know that this has been a source of despair and consternation (look it up, ODB) for everyone on this board. The above quote is tough to read, but I think it shows someone crying out for help. It has been a rough couple of days for all involved, I know. The Palm just needed a little TLC. Des has been quite verbally abusive towards her Palm so we had to work through some trust issues with it, but everything is okay now. Des has learned not to project her problems onto the Palm and that calling it "a worthless piece of crap" is very hurtful and causes the Palm to question its self-worth. The Palm has learned that withholding Sync is not the proper way to deal with its anger towards Des. I think with a little time they will both be able to function together properly and have a normal home life. Thanks, of course, to the Palm Pilot Pimp!!

Hey Mary, what does your signature mean? With whom are you tired of fighting? Are you also having problems with your Palm?

Hey Bama,
I'm vastly surprised people in 'bama use big words like consternation. You sound like Dr. Phil-maybe you should go into psychiatry. Based on my board scores...I think I'm relegated to FP, oh wait, you actually have to pass your boards to do that one. I got a plan How 'bout rodeo clown school? Hey James, How 'bout them Cubs a cool ten spot below the Cards...what's that I hear? Sounds like a big toilet flushing the hopes of all Cub fans.
ODB

 

[obecalp]

Dang You, Odb!!! Dang You!!! : (

 

[drchris33]

I wanna give a cyber high five to the ODB. He did a good job on his endocrine case! Not sure if he smoked some Endo to do that good of job, but keep it up Ol' Dirty One!!

Who cares about the cards and cubs?? They both suck at soccer.....

"....It's 4th and 15 and you're looking at a full court press....." -Frank Drebbin

Peace out!

 

[drchris33]

No, but did you find your can opener??
😛

Yes I found my can opener Miss Smarty!!!! Got a can-o-tuna for ya!

 

[BamaAlum]

Hey Bama,
I'm vastly surprised people in 'bama use big words like consternation. You sound like Dr. Phil-maybe you should go into psychiatry. Based on my board scores...I think I'm relegated to FP, oh wait, you actually have to pass your boards to do that one. I got a plan How 'bout rodeo clown school? Hey James, How 'bout them Cubs a cool ten spot below the Cards...what's that I hear? Sounds like a big toilet flushing the hopes of all Cub fans.
ODB

ODB,
You say what you want about me, but I'll be damned if I'm going sit here and let you trash the United States of America. (Hums America The Beautiful as he stands up and walks out.)

 

[LovelyRita]

Yes I found my can opener Miss Smarty!!!! Got a can-o-tuna for ya!

I think my fave Chris email was "Where in the Hell is that and what does it do?" 🙂

 

[drchris33]

Well fellow classmates, tomorrow is the big day......the day we have all been waiting for!!!!! I cannot believe it is here already...man the last two years has flown by.

I am gonna miss you guys next year. Everyone better find time to keep the ol thread going.

I am also sad to say that I won't be graduating with you guys. I was accepted for the OPP Fellowship position for 2005-2006! While that is exciting, I am sad that I can't walk with you all. You guys have been great. Each and every one of you will make great docs.....we have a great group!

Well enough of the mushy crap. Just keep in touch!!!!!

Peace

-C

 

[obecalp]

Don't worry, Chris, cuz I'll graduate with ya! Congrats on getting the OPP fellowship, bro! Yeah, I was getting kinda sad as I was sitting there listening to Oleklaus talking about small bowel obstruction. This was the last lecture that I'll get to sit with you guys. We've come a long way. Wish that I could go with you guys to the next phase...

 

[LovelyRita]

Well fellow classmates, tomorrow is the big day......the day we have all been waiting for!!!!! I cannot believe it is here already...man the last two years has flown by.

I am gonna miss you guys next year. Everyone better find time to keep the ol thread going.

I am also sad to say that I won't be graduating with you guys. I was accepted for the OPP Fellowship position for 2005-2006! While that is exciting, I am sad that I can't walk with you all. You guys have been great. Each and every one of you will make great docs.....we have a great group!

Well enough of the mushy crap. Just keep in touch!!!!!

Peace

congrats chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I think of more ways to improve opp, I'll let you know.

-C

 

[cooldreams]

Don't worry, Chris, cuz I'll graduate with ya! Congrats on getting the OPP fellowship, bro! Yeah, I was getting kinda sad as I was sitting there listening to Oleklaus talking about small bowel obstruction. This was the last lecture that I'll get to sit with you guys. We've come a long way. Wish that I could go with you guys to the next phase...

dewd... the last memories you have of your classmates consist of bowel obstruction?? right on!! 👍

 

[BamaAlum]

Who misses me already? Show of hands......anyone,.... Bueller.... Bueller.......

 

[BamaAlum]

I interviewed on Jan 23rd and found out yesterday that I was accepted!! I feel as if I am not treading water anymore in the sea of life. I am on the road to becoming a doc!!!

I am so pumped for the upcoming years ahead!!

Congrats to everyone else in the class of 2006!!

Chris

I thought I would revive the very first post from our thread. It brings back a lot of memories. Man, were we so GAY back then!!! We were so clueless!! No one remembers my UHS Class of 2006 thread that I started before Chris' took over. That's okay, I'm not bitter.(angrily slams his fist into the desk and looks to the sky,'Why God, Why?') I look at the incoming 1st years and I feel so sorry for them. Like lambs to the slaughter. Oh well, it has been a fun couple of years. It is time for us to stand around and look stupid for a year! Hooray for the scutmonkeys!!

Good luck everyone. I know you will all be great docs....except for you ODB, you're gonna kill somebody!! ....Just kidding, you are going to make an awesome geriatric gynecologist. 😍

 

[LovelyRita]

i'm getting tired of all this goodbye propaganda. 🙄 🙁

 

[dje4927]

i'm getting tired of all this goodbye propaganda. 🙄 🙁

Dr.Mary C How 'bout one more? It is hard to believe that two years have come and gone! DrChris and Obecalp (How 'bout them Cubs) you guys will do us proud when "you strut that aisle" come 2007! Hopefully, we can keep in touch and keep this thread going. From being informative (DrMaryC and Dr.Chris in my Early UHS pre-kcumb days) to the sheer antagonizing of Bama and Doctordes-you guys have been helpful to me and I have enjoyed sharing medical school and having fun with you. Wherever you go-Good luck!
Hopefully this is not goodbye but fare(fair)well.
ODB

 

[obecalp]

Dr.Mary C How 'bout one more? It is hard to believe that two years have come and gone! DrChris and Obecalp (How 'bout them Cubs) you guys will do us proud when "you strut that aisle" come 2007! Hopefully, we can keep in touch and keep this thread going. From being informative (DrMaryC and Dr.Chris in my Early UHS pre-kcumb days) to the sheer antagonizing of Bama and Doctordes-you guys have been helpful to me and I have enjoyed sharing medical school and having fun with you. Wherever you go-Good luck!
Hopefully this is not goodbye but fare(fair)well.
ODB

DANG YOU, ODB!!! DANG YOU!!! 😡 😡 😡
The Cubs will rise again!

 

[drchris33]

Well guys--
Board scores are in. I am sure everyone that reads this board has passed! Congrats to all!! It was a good feeling to get that letter in the mail today, knowing that I don't have to re-study all the basic science crap.

How is everyone doing?? Hopefully the break is good. I got to do some surgery the last few days. Did a Burch procedure on Friday and a hysterectomy today. Very cool!! I had my entire right hand in this woman's abdomen today, scanning her omentum and felt her liver as well. Pretty neat....also got so sew up some fascia and drive the colonoscopy camera. I will be doing a two week family med rotation during the last two weeks of August, so hopefully I will look a little less idiotic on my first day!

Good luck to all and keep us updated!!!!!!!!

Peace

 

[Wo1verine7DO]

Anyone use BRS Neuro last year vs. HY Neuro?

 

[BamaAlum]

Nearly everyone in our class used High Yield Neuro. It is a pretty good book. I haven't heard much about BRS. I personally used neither. I used the "required" textbook and Clinical Neuroanatomy Made Ridiculously Simple.

 

[natureboy503]

well, hey guys its me (hugh) you know....your classmate that was banished to the nether regions of northern ohio. well i had to call to see if i passed or not and 😱 ......i passed. i am gonna be back in dixie for the month of august so i guess i'll have to wait to see my score. honestly, i dont really care what i made. i am like chris, i am just glad i dont have to study that crap all over again. well good luck to everyone. holla

 

[drchris33]

Congrats Hugh!! Feels great doesn't it??

I really liked Crossman for Neuro. I used it a lot. It has real pics, drawings and a chapter summary at the end of each chapter. It is a thin, purple book over in the bookstore. I am keeping mine for rotations just in case! I actually also used Clinical Neuro Made Rid Simple and BRS for Neuro. I did use High Yield Neuro for boards and thought it was a great book too!

So really....all of them are good, just depends on what you are looking for!

Chris