Valentine's Day Medical Puns

[lets_operate]

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Hi friends! This is a rather frivolous post, but I'm totally missing the days in elementary when we used to send valentines to everyone in our class.

So this year, I'm doing valentines for my class (it's pretty small), but I need some good medical valentines day puns. Please help a girl out!

This is what I have so far:

-Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away
-You give me pre-mature ventricular contractions
-Are you C-reactive protein? Because you have acute phase
-I want tibia your valentine
-Are you neisseria meningitidis? Because I've got you on my brain

 

[cbrons]

terrible

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

Hey girl are you in atrial fibrillation? Because all I see is a Q-T...

 

[aalamruad]

terrible

Well aren't you fun..

 

[bananafish94]

I just came here to say that in a hilariously cruel twist of fate I get access to my financial aid disbursement the day after Valentine's Day which means I'm going to have to be very creative.

 

[Doctor-S]

You must be COPD 'cuz you're taking my breath away.

 

[Kgizzle]

I find this thread quite humerus

 

[Mr Roboto]

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Cuz baby, you left me breathless.

 

[Semmelweiser]

Theta waves go rhythmic,
Alpha waves start to whirl,
But it's not because I'm sleeping,
it's because you're my dream girl.

And there's my valentines. Sorry <girlfriend>.

 

[OrthoTraumaMD]

Gomerblog had a great V day tweet.

Roses are red,
Copied and pasted with love.

Attending addendum:
Read and agree with above.

[emoji16]

 

[Psai]

Hey girl are you in atrial fibrillation? Because all I see is a Q-T...

This is amazing

 

[failedatlife]

Why wouldn't NioBME let FailedatLife up to her apartment after their date?
-->Because he Board her all night.

Why did cupid slip off the cliff?
His STEP wasn't high enough

 

[Brorthopedic]

Hey girl, do you have Wernicke's aphasia? Because I can't understand **** that you're saying

 

[Cawolf]

Hey girl, do you have Wernicke's aphasia? Because I can't understand **** that you're saying

Technically it would be quite fluent. . .

 

[Brorthopedic]

Technically it would be quite fluent. . .

im driving cat under the pickle jar if you don't jump into tree bear... That was fluent too

 

[Terry Toma]

Of all the girls around the world
I love you the most-est
You're so sweet
I lost both feet
to ketoacidosis

 

[BurghStudent]

Are you gonorrhea, because... oh wait how did it go?

 

[DexterMorganSK]

😀

Blood is Red
Cyanosis is Blue
I get Diaphoretic
When I think of You

&

Daisies are White
And Valentine’s Day is Funny
But so is overpriced Healthcare
So don’t waste your money!

 

[rpurplel]

Our hospital posted these

Sent from my iPhone using SDN mobile

 

[SorensenMD]

All these inhalers and you still take my breath away

 

[aim-agm]

"You're like an enteric sensory neuropathy: you make me feel warm and tingly inside."

"You must be a sinoatrial node hyperpolarizer since you make my heart skip beats."

"You're remarkably similar to my zygomaticus muscle in that you make me smile."

"When holding your hand it seems I have myotonic dystrophy. It's just so hard to let go."

 

[Kgizzle]

Am I the only one that noticed that this thread kinda made the front page

 

[JB50]

Hi friends! This is a rather frivolous post, but I'm totally missing the days in elementary when we used to send valentines to everyone in our class.

So this year, I'm doing valentines for my class (it's pretty small), but I need some good medical valentines day puns. Please help a girl out!

This is what I have so far:

-Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away
-You give me pre-mature ventricular contractions
-Are you C-reactive protein? Because you have acute phase
-I want tibia your valentine
-Are you neisseria meningitidis? Because I've got you on my brain

gold

 

[Mr Roboto]

Are you nitrous oxide? Cuz you make me hot and stiff, and I have a family history of malignant hyperthermia.

 

[67552931811]

Why wouldn't NioBME let FailedatLife up to her apartment after their date?
-->Because he Board her all night.

Why did cupid slip off the cliff?
His STEP wasn't high enough

you're my favorite poster.