I find that when someone argues against every response they receive, to something they have originally posted, they aren't the easiest person to get along with. It just seems like you want everyone to say your wife's a bitch and your a hero. Unfortunately, the way your presenting yourself, is leading me to think the opposite is true.
There are 2 sides to every story. I'm feeling what you typed out is your truth, I'm just not sure it is a fair representation.
Work was tough, got it. Sounds like a day filled with frustrations, lots of pent up, unspoken anger that you brought home to your family. Well you can't get in trouble at home, so now your going to find that inner voice and unleash the pent up fury of the day, on your family. In my world, that's a coward. I scream, kick and fight AT WORK to whomever deserves it. So when I get HOME, I can braid hair, fight the monsters hiding all over the house and get a few quick grabs/squeezes from the other adult. My day of work is left at work, where it belongs.
I pray when I get home, that the home is still there and all occupants are alive. Nothing is ever done, even though I pay lots of people piles of money, to keep my home and family beautiful. I crawl in with exhaustion and I'm filled with happiness. I never have any expectations, so I'm happy that we've all made it another day. I grunt and point out things, get kisses and promises, life becomes better.
I've learned at work and in life, everyone comes with a set of expectations they think the world should adhere to. The problem, they never tell the world what is expected. They just wait for the world to fail and then they don't know how to express their frustrations and everything is a disaster. Never blame your family for making you run out for alcohol. Your using them as a disguise for something you wanted to do. That's cowardly behavior. This issue with your 2y/o son is distressing. You should be able to comfort and make him secure enough, not to fear a mask and some albuterol. Diapers, by your second child, you should be able to change with one hand and use a torsion balance with the other. Your household has a few issues, the most problematic seems to be you. I could care less if your wife ate bonbons and shopped all day long. So what. Worry about doing what you need to do and not what she's not doing for one day. Suck it up and learn to be a grateful father and husband. I'm left to wonder what your wife must think about you. I'd wager a dozen donuts, you're no prize.