Surprisingly, I use Centor and rarely test and my PG scores are pretty good. I actually care more about pt complaints, and as far as I know I haven't gotten any antibiotic-related complaints either. Been doing this for a year so maybe just haven't been practicing long enough, but my trick is...
MAKE THE PATIENT REFUSE
Make them refuse pretty much any stupid thing I don't want them to do but I think they might want to do. Testing, abx, admission, etc. Pretty much anything but narcotic rx, which I'm a total hardass about because I'm not gonna go messing up my community like that.
"""
Now Ms Sanchez, the
good news is that I think Arya
probably doesn't have Strep throat.
Usually, Strep throat causes a fever and white stuff in the back of her throat and actually usually
no cough. But the good news is she
doesn't have a fever and
does have a cough!
So I think Arya probably has
a virus ((. Unfortunately
antibiotics probably won't help, but what they
might do is give her
nasty side effects like diarrhea and
vomiting. I know y'all spent a
ton of effort coming here in the middle of the night and you work all day, so I'd
hate to see y'all have to come back in a few days because of
something I prescribed.
[if they seem curious and can handle it, cue further discussion about viruses vs bacteria and the worst possible effect of Strep throat and the fact that that's like 1 in a million and the finding that abx don't even seem to reduce the duration of Arya's sxs, which is really what they're after]
Now, unfortunately I'm only human just like you and so sometimes I'm wrong about these things. So if you
really want the Strep test, I'm happy to get it for you. The nurse would come in and tickle Arya's throat with a swab and then
you'd need to wait about two hours to get the result.
So,
I'll leave it up to you. Would you rather hang out here for a while and get the test, or
go home with some really strong pain medicine and let her sleep and see her pediatrician in the morning? Don't worry, I'm happy to write y'all work and school notes if you want to stick around!
"""
And then, of course, I d/c them and document "Centor score 1 and patient was offered Strep test but refused" in MDM.
Similar canned speech for flu testing/Tamiflu and lots of other HCA moneymakers that I would never do to my own son. I try to tell my APCs to practice this way too but I rarely succeed. This might sound like it takes a really long time but I've gotten to the point where I can bash out the whole conversation in about 2-3 minutes after the exam.
Has anyone been burned by this approach? I'd love to hear that I'm doing it wrong, because at the end of the day keeping my job long enough to FIRE is more important to me than iatrogenically giving Arya diarrhea for a few days or chronic gastroparesis in 20 years because I nuked her GI flora or whatever. I am a selfish bastard, it is true.