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rifle might be a troll, but the thread title and OP be actually pretty awesome after the SDN pirate translation.
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rifle might be a troll, but the thread title and OP be actually pretty awesome after the SDN pirate translation.
This logic makes no sense since your course was graded on a curve. If you're in the top 10% of your class, it wouldn't matter how hard the exam was, you'll still get the credit/grade you deserve.Plus the class be just outrageously hard. Class averages be always insanely low and this exam in particular was far more difficult than the others. Again, this was a make-or-break exam for me. me needed this exam for any hope of an A in the class.
You do realize that you don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to get into medical school, right?me don't do this kind of stuff regularly or anythin'... it was really just a one time thin'.
Plus the class be just outrageously hard. Class averages be always insanely low and this exam in particular was far more difficult than the others. Again, this was a make-or-break exam for me. me needed this exam for any hope of an A in the class.
Yeah I know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally I can get As on my own merit and don't need to do anything like this.This logic makes no sense since yer course was graded on a curve. If yar be in the top 10% of yer class, it wouldn't matter how hard the exam was, you'll still get the credit/grade you deserve.
All you did was degrade the curved score for other students who actually earned their grade.
me hope you feel a lot of guilt. me wouldn't want someone like you treatin' me on my death bed.
High GPA be almost a requirement.
Yeah me know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally me can get As on me own merit and don't need to do anythin' like this.
This be t' way t' game be played. Sometimes you need to bend t' rules and exploit loopholes to win. Medical school be harder to get into than other schools... you have to be nearly perfect. High GPA be almost a requirement.
I guess I'm playing a different game than you are.Yeah me know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally me can get As on me own merit and don't need to do anythin' like this.
This be t' way t' game be played. Sometimes you need to bend t' rules and exploit loopholes to win. Medical school be harder to get into than other schools... you have to be nearly perfect. High GPA be almost a requirement.
High GPA does not necessarily mean 4.0. And one class being below an A will not ruin your chances. Your explanation of why you think it's right doesn't make it right, it's an excuse.Yeah me know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally me can get As on me own merit and don't need to do anythin' like this.
This be t' way t' game be played. Sometimes you need to bend t' rules and exploit loopholes to win. Medical school be harder to get into than other schools... you have to be nearly perfect. High GPA be almost a requirement.
The higher your grades, the better your chances. I don't even have a 4.0 cumulative, but somewhere out there exists someone who does. So on the gpa front, this guy has the edge over me.You do realize that you don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to get into medical school, right?
me hope you get caught. If me were the professor me would think it's weird that the kid who scored the highest also got a new test... On an open book test... You might still get caught. Who cares if it was one time, you only need one time to be a cheater. me hope you feel a lot of guilt. me wouldn't want someone like you treatin' me on my death bed.
Wow. I hope you don't get accepted.t' higher yer grades, t' better yer chances. me don't even have a 4.0 cumulative, but somewhere out thar exists someone who does. So on t' gpa front, this guy has t' edge over me.
ye should always strive to get t' highest score possible. yer tolerance of mediocrity would be suitable for a different career goal, but in case ye didn't know, medical school admissions be a competition whose contestants be all very smart, motivated and driven. A defeatist mindset like yours will not serve ye well when it comes time for ye to apply. me hope ye won't complain if ye don't get accepted.
HAHAHAHA.t' higher yer grades, t' better yer chances. me don't even have a 4.0 cumulative, but somewhere out thar exists someone who does. So on t' gpa front, this guy has t' edge over me.
ye should always strive to get t' highest score possible. yer tolerance of mediocrity would be suitable for a different career goal, but in case ye didn't know, medical school admissions be a competition whose contestants be all very smart, motivated and driven. A defeatist mindset like yours will not serve ye well when it comes time for ye to apply. me hope ye won't complain if ye don't get accepted.
Your reaction is strange. Even the low/mid tier schools have gpa averages around 3.65-3.75, which is better than an A average. If this wasn't impossible for most people to achieve, everyone could get into medical school. In reality, however, only ~50% of applicants (100% of whom are far more academically impressive than your average college graduate) get in. That's the reality.yo ho ho of course
The smart girls write it on their thighs...more surface area, more natural to glance at during an exam, and I'd love to see the prof tell someone to 'lift your mini-skirt'.it be not a regular thin' or anythin'. But me really needed this exam and didn't feel too good about t' way it was goin'. me know tools who write stuff on their forearms every class only to find out they wasted all that time writin' stuff that didn't even help them on t' exam.
yer reaction be strange. Even t' low/mid tier schools have gpa averages around 3.65-3.75, which be better than an A average. If this wasn't impossible for most people to achieve, everyone could get into medical school. In reality, however, only ~50% of applicants (100% of whom be far more academically impressive than yer average college graduate) get in. That's t' reality.
That's hardly a loophole or a 'bent' rule.Yeah me know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally me can get As on me own merit and don't need to do anythin' like this.
This be t' way t' game be played. Sometimes ye need to bend t' rules and exploit loopholes to win. Medical school be harder to get into than other schools... ye have to be nearly perfect. High GPA be almost a requirement.
I'm not so naive as to think people don't "bend the rules" when pursuing a med school acceptance, but this lies far outside the definition of "bending rules". You literally stole an exam, had it evaluated and the answers given to you, then brought the answer key into the test. You feigned concern over your test being lost and let your professor feel guilty for misplacing it.Yeah me know, but on this exam that grade likely would have been a C. It was a harder exam than usual. Normally me can get As on me own merit and don't need to do anythin' like this.
This be t' way t' game be played. Sometimes ye need to bend t' rules and exploit loopholes to win. Medical school be harder to get into than other schools... ye have to be nearly perfect. High GPA be almost a requirement.
It's the principle that matters. If you tolerate mediocrity in one class, why not for another? Whose to say you won't settle for a mediocre grade in another class you take next year? Once your grades are in, they're in. There's no going back and improving it. Imagine if a few A's made the difference between an acceptance and a rejection.and ye think one test be goin' to ruin it?
Lmao. This is pathetic. "Closed notes" take-home finals?That's hardly a loophole or a 'bent' rule.
me am so glad me went to a school where t' profs and students trusted each other enough to give closed-note takehome finals without even considerin' that people would cheat. And people didn't cheat. It was just that simple. me didn't realize what a good thin' me had goin' back then.
it be t' principle that matters. If ye tolerate mediocrity in one class, why not for another? Whose to say ye won't settle for a mediocre grade in another class ye take next year? Once yer grades be in, they're in. thar's no goin' back and improvin' it. Imagine if a few A's made t' difference between an acceptance and a rejection.
Sorry, but this be medical school. Bs be NOT considered a good grade. Sure a few of them here and thar be ok (me have a 3.92 myself, not a perfect 4.0) but they aren't ideal.
it be t' principle that matters. If ye tolerate mediocrity in one class, why not for another? Whose to say ye won't settle for a mediocre grade in another class ye take next year? Once yer grades be in, they're in. thar's no goin' back and improvin' it. Imagine if a few A's made t' difference between an acceptance and a rejection.
Sorry, but this be medical school. Bs be NOT considered a good grade. Sure a few of them here and thar be ok (me have a 3.92 myself, not a perfect 4.0) but they aren't ideal.
Ok buddy... sure. If someone has phenomenal ECs and unique life experiences AND makes up for his crappy GPA with a good MCAT... then maybe he'll have a 30 something percent chance to get in with such a horrible GPA.Possible to get accepted wit a 3.4...
Ok buddy... sure. If someone has phenomenal ECs and unique life experiences AND makes up for his crappy GPA wit a good MCAT... then maybe he'll have a 30 somethin' percent chance to get in wit such a horrible GPA.
But most people aren't gettin' in wit a 3.4.
*waits for OP to trash D.O. schools, since he seems arrogant enough to do so*Yeah they do even without random stuff. 3.4 be still around t' average for DO schools.
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep at night, but don't be surprised when I'm the one with 10+ acceptances by October while you're making phone calls to every school inquiring about how you can improve your app for the next cycle.OP, ye do realize that, no matter what ye GPA or MCAT score, ye can still not get in because yar be an arrogant cheatin' a-hole, right?
Keep tellin' yourself that if it makes ye sleep at night, but don't be surprised when me be t' one wit 10+ acceptances by October while yar be makin' phone calls to every school inquirin' about how ye can improve yer app for t' next cycle.
You got a 99% when the class average was only 44%? And you were the ONLY one to get a brand new test? You're going to get caught.Keep tellin' yourself that if it makes ye sleep at night, but don't be surprised when me be t' one wit 10+ acceptances by October while yar be makin' phone calls to every school inquirin' about how ye can improve yer app for t' next cycle.
Not uncommon at all for DO schools to be around 3.55-3.6. Maybe the absolute lowest ranked DO schools have a 3.3-3.4 average, but I wouldn't be surprised if mid/high level DO schools have A average GPAs.Yeah they do even without random stuff. 3.4 be still around t' average for DO schools.
Oooh, a personal attack. For someone with a 3.92 GPA you clearly don't have any skills for arguing. You know nothing about me. I'm applying MD/PhD. If I was not so driven with the appropriate GPA, I would not be applying for MD/PhD.Keep tellin' yourself that if it makes ye sleep at night, but don't be surprised when me be t' one wit 10+ acceptances by October while yar be makin' phone calls to every school inquirin' about how ye can improve yer app for t' next cycle.
Not uncommon at all for DO schools to be around 3.55-3.6. Maybe t' absolute lowest ranked DO schools have a 3.3-3.4 average, but me wouldn't be surprised if mid/high level DO schools have A average GPAs.
Scores are up. Grades are already in. You and the rest and keep repeating this, but no I won't get caught. It's too late.ye got a 99% when t' class average was only 44%? And ye were t' ONLY one to get a brand new test? yar be goin' to get caught.
There's still the rest of the semester, kiddo.Scores be up. Grades be already in. ye and t' rest and keep repeatin' this, but no me won't get caught. it be too late.
Sounds like community college material. At me undergrad university, ye would've had exactly a 0% chance of gettin' a new test on t' 2nd test day.
That's like saying "No, we can't put him in jail for robbery.......we didn't actually see him do it, but his fingerprints are on the money."Scores be up. Grades be already in. ye and t' rest and keep repeatin' this, but no me won't get caught. it be too late.
Whatever. I don't really care what the exact average is. Fact is, you can't be successful in this game if you willingly settle for less than the best score possible.ye sure about that? @Goro signal
How many p-chem exams were interrupted by a fire alarm last week? If me had been in that class, me think that yer story would have sounded familiar to me. Don't underestimate t' gunners who would rat ye out to t' professor.
And what would have happened if they actually lost yer exam? At me school they have most of t' test at night so we dont run into this problem. Would ye have been SOL?
Whatever. me don't really care what t' exact average be. Fact be, ye can't be successful in this game if ye willingly settle for less than t' best score possible.
me don't know why ye'd be ok wit a B when ye can get an A, but that's on ye. We'll see where ye be come interview time.
OP, why are you so sure that you're going to get in?me don't know why ye'd be ok wit a B when ye can get an A, but that's on ye. We'll see where ye be come interview time.
Yeah, except my fingerprints aren't on the money. Where's the hard evidence/proof? It doesn't exist.That's like sayin' "No, we can't put him in jail for robbery.......we didn't actually see him do it, but his fingerprints be on t' money."
OP, why be ye [me]so[/me] sure that yar be goin' to get in?
Yeah, except me fingerprints aren't on t' money. Where's t' hard evidence/proof? It doesn't exist.
Whatever. me don't really care what t' exact average be. Fact be, ye can't be successful in this game if ye willingly settle for less than t' best score possible.
me don't know why ye'd be ok wit a B when ye can get an A, but that's on ye. We'll see where ye be come interview time.