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Therefore it must be true!
In related news, the U.S. Army has decided to discard Western "technology"-based devices such as missile launchers, automatic weapons and tanks in favor of swords and the bow and arrow. "Previous cultures have had a few thousand years to perfect the lance and the longbow," an Army spokesman said. "We've had it with modern weapons dealers who can't promise automatic victories in every situations. Recently, we met with some guy who promised victories if only we returned to traditional, natural weaponry.
"How could we say no?"
Use both to your advantage. If I was in charge of say the Navy, I'd make sure that every Navy Seal also knew how to use a bow and arrow, spear, slingshot, and even a friggin rock to bean an opponent.