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Unofficial D7 Lynch Tally
Lawpy (4) - Dolphin, koffee, TG, paws
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (4) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kc
MsP () -
lawpy and @Jahboi and @ThoracicGuy are in the lead
19/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, pbc, trilt, cubs
Deadline 10pm est (~40 minutes)
Lawpy (4) - Dolphin, koffee, TG, paws
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (4) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kc
MsP () -
lawpy and @Jahboi and @ThoracicGuy are in the lead
19/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, pbc, trilt, cubs
Deadline 10pm est (~40 minutes)
Problem is unless we choose a lynch candidate and vote a large majority, the wolves control the direction of the lynch and sar and stagg will show up at the very end and pick who they want to lynch or save
Should I lynch myself to have a four-way tie? Then we can waste at least one villager and get y'all closer to losing.
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Hey. Ties were successfully made. They were just also broken by irresponsible voters 😛FTFY
unlynch lawper
how many waffles can I eat today
how many waffles can I eat today

Should I lynch myself to have a four-way tie? Then we can waste at least one villager and get y'all closer to losing.

I think you grossly underestimate how much some people here love ties
Unofficial D7 Lynch Tally
Lawpy (3) - Dolphin, koffee, TG
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (4) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kc
MsP () -
Jah and TG are in the lead
19/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, pbc, trilt, cubs, paws
Deadline 10pm est (~25 minutes)
Lawpy (3) - Dolphin, koffee, TG
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (4) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kc
MsP () -
Jah and TG are in the lead
19/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, pbc, trilt, cubs, paws
Deadline 10pm est (~25 minutes)
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Having to go back to school to retrieve my power cord is not my idea of a fun time
I'm gonna miss all the last minute waffles!
I'm gonna miss all the last minute waffles!I mean, I kind of want to lynch you for that "put me out of my misery" comment.Should I lynch myself to have a four-way tie? Then we can waste at least one villager and get y'all closer to losing.
I have feels for M9 and Dina right now, with M9 slightly more red than Dina. I don't think Lawpy is scum so I don't want to see him winning the tie tonight. If I vote M9 I make it a three way tie again and I'm not sure how much more discussion we'll get in 20 minutes. I'm willing to go with one of the other leaders instead because a 3-way is only fun in theory.
Lynch TG
So why TG specifically?I mean, I kind of want to lynch you for that "put me out of my misery" comment.
I have feels for M9 and Dina right now, with M9 slightly more red than Dina. I don't think Lawpy is scum so I don't want to see him winning the tie tonight. If I vote M9 I make it a three way tie again and I'm not sure how much more discussion we'll get in 20 minutes. I'm willing to go with one of the other leaders instead because a 3-way is only fun in theory.
Lynch TG
Official D7 Lynch Tally
Lawpy (3) - Dolphin, koffee, TG
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (5) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz, PBC
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kcough
MsP () -
ThoracicGuy is in the lead!
20/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, trilt, cubs, paws
Deadline 10pm est (~15 mins)
Lawpy (3) - Dolphin, koffee, TG
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (5) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz, PBC
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kcough
MsP () -
ThoracicGuy is in the lead!
20/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar, dina, trilt, cubs, paws
Deadline 10pm est (~15 mins)
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Stop making me feel gross about my voteI mean, I kind of want to lynch you for that "put me out of my misery" comment.
I have feels for M9 and Dina right now, with M9 slightly more red than Dina. I don't think Lawpy is scum so I don't want to see him winning the tie tonight. If I vote M9 I make it a three way tie again and I'm not sure how much more discussion we'll get in 20 minutes. I'm willing to go with one of the other leaders instead because a 3-way is only fun in theory.
Lynch TG
(write up from earlier is done, will combine it with the write up from lynch vote to make a fun filled write up)
So why TG specifically?
Jboo's name keeps coming up but I don't really buy any of the reasons. I don't see a wolf posting DON't LYNCH SAR when the wolf pack would have known she'd survive - why call attention to yourself like that? I agree with Jboo about Dina as well. Picking between the two, I feel like jbo is the most village.
Are you getting jahboi and jboo confused?Jboo's name keeps coming up but I don't really buy any of the reasons. I don't see a wolf posting DON't LYNCH SAR when the wolf pack would have known she'd survive - why call attention to yourself like that? I agree with Jboo about Dina as well. Picking between the two, I feel like jbo is the most village.
My response at this point in the game was going to be "himself," with a follow up of "other" because of some super early statements he made re:minor antagonist. He discussed further this morning and I still kinda feel that. So solid neutral lol.Which pile would you chuck SOV into?
I don't think this is a correct interpretation. I believe the general in this case is Stagg/the queen's guard and don't think that the status of the dark waltz is relevant to her.Fwiw....looks like we can’t kill stagg until we bring down sars (“it was a matter for the general”), and that maybe someone among the new people added today (I will not be one of them) is a sars killer. Probably obvious but no one mentioned it so I thought I would.
I never did this as a noob wolf. You are OK with claiming someone is a noob wolf because they've stayed quiet and that that same noob wolf was bold enough to volunteer for blocking d1? I don't feel it.####lynch jahboi#######
Jahboi has done what any noob wolf would do. ...say nothing and hope for the best.
This analysis makes sense. Simple but it makes sense.
I feel like Mel called you out for doing a similar thing earlier...Sorry, why are you removing a vote based on a player not in the game making an angry face at it? That seems like your original vote was not based on the strongest feelings.
Like, if you are looking for more information, you can do that by asking questions while your vote remains where it is, so that the person you're voting might also feel compelled to say something
Strong praise that pinged my radar as odd from you.You can’t claim cred. You have it or don’t:based on others, it what you think.
Don’t believe the uselessness of roles. So far most roles have a purpose . This is a finely crafted game.
###relynch jahboi#####
I personally discussed several other options beyond being an alpha wolf on thread.Afaik there are no Lynch prevention mechanics that have been discussed. I am sure they are well known amongst wolves, but not out here in the village. Flawed logic or wolf...my vote stays,
I do not like this post. Can you elucidate a bit more with actual details on why you do/don't like individuals?I mean, I kind of want to lynch you for that "put me out of my misery" comment.
I have feels for M9 and Dina right now, with M9 slightly more red than Dina. I don't think Lawpy is scum so I don't want to see him winning the tie tonight. If I vote M9 I make it a three way tie again and I'm not sure how much more discussion we'll get in 20 minutes. I'm willing to go with one of the other leaders instead because a 3-way is only fun in theory.
Lynch TG
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And then I'll be 6 writeups behind, hooray!(write up from earlier is done, will combine it with the write up from lynch vote to make a fun filled write up)
This is the real reason I should have done my USDA modules sooner
I'm confused- how did it come down to between jboo and TG for your vote?Jboo's name keeps coming up but I don't really buy any of the reasons. I don't see a wolf posting DON't LYNCH SAR when the wolf pack would have known she'd survive - why call attention to yourself like that? I agree with Jboo about Dina as well. Picking between the two, I feel like jbo is the most village.
lynch TG
I also think we should seriously consider re-lynching SAR now that we're in Act 2.
I also think we should seriously consider re-lynching SAR now that we're in Act 2.
I mean, I kind of want to lynch you for that "put me out of my misery" comment.
I have feels for M9 and Dina right now, with M9 slightly more red than Dina. I don't think Lawpy is scum so I don't want to see him winning the tie tonight. If I vote M9 I make it a three way tie again and I'm not sure how much more discussion we'll get in 20 minutes. I'm willing to go with one of the other leaders instead because a 3-way is only fun in theory.
Lynch TG
Spoiler: your feels are bad and you should feel bad.
lynch lawpy
Also, damn. I need to read because I don't know how TG is suddenly in the lead.
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PBC decided to bus him, that's howAlso, damn. I need to read because I don't know how TG is suddenly in the lead.
lynch TG t avoid wolves creating a tie
lynch pbc
did not like that last couple of posts and reasoning for tg vote
did not like that last couple of posts and reasoning for tg vote
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Good news guys: my computer died but my phone is still alive!
Side eyelynch lawpy
. . .
yes
Calls me wolfy for writing barks' name twice. Goes on to mix up two different players....
@WildZoo
Insert Spiderman gif here
Insert Spiderman gif here
Day closed... Results pending...
#unlynch AM#
#lynch TG# then
#lynch TG# then
Aw, so close. Did he still win?
I do not like this post. Can you elucidate a bit more with actual details on why you do/don't like individuals?
It felt like Dina was probing for PR a bit and wanting to encourage discussion about them on the thread
M9 has had a string of feely posts - he keeps casually mentioning that he's village, voting for Stagg (following coffee iirc) and then backtracking and admitting he didn't know why he was placing his vote there.
Lawper I have on the village side of neutral, and I'm not sure there's any one post I can quote that will explain why. His reasoning hasn't felt wolfy to me.
Official D7 Lynch Tally
Lawpy (4) - Dolphin, koffee, TG, dina
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (7) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz, PBC, trilt, cubs
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kcough
MsP () -
pbc (1) - paws
24/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar
Lawpy (4) - Dolphin, koffee, TG, dina
capri () -
grebes () -
Jahboi (4) - grebes, miz, SOV, MsP
cubs () -
Dina (2) - AM, jboo
allie (1) - Pippy
kc (1) - Jah
am (1) - matty
TG (7) - lawpy, allie, genny, dubz, PBC, trilt, cubs
matty (3) - mutts, Mel, kcough
MsP () -
pbc (1) - paws
24/27
Missing: capri, stagg, sar
Ignore this. To my chagrin, mixing you up with LIS lol.Strong praise that pinged my radar as odd from you.
No outed wolves wanted to have any fun? Lamesauce
M9 has had a string of feely posts - he keeps casually mentioning that he's village, voting for Stagg (following coffee iirc) and then backtracking and admitting he didn't know why he was placing his vote there.
lol. I voted for stagg for multiple reasons, and he's a wolf. And I mentioned being village once after a few people voted for me for stupid reasons. Nice try though.
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For real, they were the only missing votesNo outed wolves wanted to have any fun? Lamesauce
Weak wolf team indeed...
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I think no matter how TG flips I may support a dina or PBC vote tomorrow. That's my gut feeling anyway.
Spoiler: your feels are bad and you should feel bad.
lol. I voted for stagg for multiple reasons, and he's a wolf. And I mentioned being village once after a few people voted for me for stupid reasons. Nice try though.
Getting feisty. What happened to the "someone kill me please" attitude?
I apologize in advance for the acid trip you are about to read.
Someone pointed out I had two players confused. I had Jahboi and Jboo as one person in my mind.I'm confused- how did it come down to between jboo and TG for your vote?
Great, you guys got the postman.
Good job village.
Good job village.
Act 2 Scene 1, Part 2:
Disclaimer: This write up gets wonky…. Like 30% is because of me, for the rest of it, blame your fellow players.
“Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and caul….”
“What are you doing, there is no incantation to remove the gellunes from the princess. It’s literally all magic. Why are you?”
“You know what, why do you have to be a buzz kill? I am trying to provide the people reading this story with a little entertainment and you…”
“The people reading… what are you on?”
The character stares straight out of the page, at you, yes you. “I am talking about the game we are a part of and the musings we are providing for a bunch of health field inclined people (and 1 pilot). Maybe they want to hear a nice little pop culture reference, that brings them into the moment of the witchcraft of the moment. Maybe they want to escape their realities and invest themselves within us, the characters. But no, you have to ruin it, don’t you.”
“I can’t deal with you, you extract the freaking gellunes on your own.”
“Now that he’s gone... “Double double toil and….”
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Back in Lubertia, the girl in purple dragon armour, Valju, was leading the assault to retake Lubertia. They had knocked out the entire occupation of the large town district next to the palace. They were finally heading into the palace district.
They got halfway down the path, just past a cemetary, and dark wizards started swarming them from the cemetary, it was an ambush.
Keke siphoned the energy of the plant life around him, and the grass beneath him. Grass turned into bladed vines, and bladed vines turned into impaled dark wizards. He took down literally 25 of them at once, while barely blinking those piercing yellow eyes of his.
They sprinted up the stairs in front of them, which led to the entrance to the palace. “My king has to be alright. He has to.”
They burst through the doors, and standing there was a beautiful girl clad in shining white armour, and a shimmering sword. “Well well well, I didn’t think you would show.” The woman brushed her hair back to one side.
“We have defeated your army. Now yield. And we will spare you. And tell us what you did with the king.”
“Now now…. If we actually had the king he would be dead already. But luckily for you, he escaped and ran to the nearest rat hole, just like every rat does. But, I am surprised you think ‘that’ was our army. That was just this week’s shipment from Vela. We haven’t even started using our human soldiers yet.”
Keke clearly was getting enraged.
“Little black mage, you can join us again, no hard feelings.” She laughed a bit to herself. “Or not, you actually look like a challenge, and I can certainly use a challenge. I haven’t had a challenge…. Well… ever.”
Fireballs appeared in Keke’s hands.
“So, here is the deal. If all four of you, combined, are able to beat little old me, I will head back to Bigantria, and leave you to go find your little rat king. If I win, one of you dies right here right now.”
Keke immediately let a stream of fireballs her way. The woman spun her sword, the incoming fireballs appearing to absorb them.
“Give me everything you’ve got.” She winks at Kailvan.
All four of them coordinate an attack. Keke Starts freezing the lower half of her body. Kulja jumps into the air, floating in air, waiting to throw his spear. Kailvan and Wiske charge from opposite sides, Kailvan wielding his daggers, and Wiske wielding…. His silver fork (Yes, he attacks with a fork, yes, the blades of his fork are super sharp, if you’ve got a problem with it, you fight him and see how that goes for you).
The general moved her sword in the circle around herself, which drew all the ice into the sword itself. She parried the blow from Wiske with her sword and threw him into Kailvan before he could strike. Then ducked, and immediately hit the spear as it whizzed above her head, slicing it into two.
“My turn.”
Her sword started glowing an intense orange color. Then a fiery red. Then a wave of colors burst from her sword, contacting everyone in her path.
They were all on the floor crippled, defeated. “Pathetic.”
At that moment the queen and some of her accompanied guests walked in. “Ah I see you have already been a great host to the company.” The queen laughed at her own joke, and the rest of the group weakly laughed with her.
“Could you, at some point, give me a real challenge?”
“Maybe once you prove yourself.”
“How can I prove myself, if all you do is keep giving me these weaklings to face.”
A demon looking creature came up behind Wiske. “What in the world is this?”
“They are called Wis, unlikes Tyrions, they eat and they don’t know things. Why, do you want it?”
“I would love it. The demon came up behind it, open its mouth super wide, and swallowed the entire large WI in one mouthful. He chewed down, and blood gushed and splurted everywhere. “A little doughy for my tastes, but it will do.” The demon laughed maniacally with his mouthful, which just sounded like him choking on his “meal.”
“There isn’t time. My demon friend, you have got some gellunes for me?”
“Of course your highness, may I recommend using….” (he whispered in her ear)
“Sounds perfect to me.”
A final member following the queen went over and looked at Kailvan. “You are going to be trouble aren’t you.”
“If you are done looking at the monkey child, do you have a plan for Relica?”
“Of course, they may find those tornadoes to not be so protective soon enough.:
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“Where is the princess?! I MUST GET TO THE PRINCESS!” Ris was in a steel cage, almost like a chandelier, hung over a pit of spikes.
“Think Ris. How to get out of this. He looked above and saw it was quite a ways to the ceiling. “Maybe if I am able to swing the cage, I can make it to that balcony.” He peers at the balcony to his right. “And then break out of the cage from there.
He started swinging himself from side to side, always traveling with the way the cage was swinging. Eventually, just barely, he made it to the balcony.
That was when he let the idea of the princess being injured take over him. He ripped open the steel cage, rushed the two guards nearby, slammed them to the ground, and took their weapons. He was a man unleashed, fueled by pure rage.
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“I have it, I have assembled the potion.”
Our beetle king friend was really excited. He had discovered an old text, which described a potion to reverse any curses that are due adulterous desires. A little bit of this strange potion, a little bit of the beauty potion, and a touch of the odd potion. He bargained with the local brothel owner, who had all three of these potions.
“Ser, I have created a magnificent invention for you, something that all the nations will sing about and flock to your brothel in particular,”
“Hmmmm, what is it?”
“It can cause what is dead to never die. It can cause any sun to rise in the morning. It can cause a sailor’s salute away from a ship. It can….”
“Please stop….”
“Fine, I call it Viagra.”
“I am intrigued sir, I will trade you the mixed potion for it.”
(yes, this is the true story of how Viagra was made).
“The beetle king drank the potion, and felt the change coming. He was excited, overjoyed even. Except… He was turning green. And not like the Hulk either. More like an amphibious creature who says ribbit. The now frog king sighs. “Well, at least my brain is a bit clearer than before…”
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We return to Kailvan waking up from unconscious state, finding Wiske’s guts splattered everywhere. He woke everyone else up, and they knew where they needed to go. Relica.
By the time they got there, there were no more tornadoes. They sprinted up the stairs that lead to the city. It as devastation everywhere. As far as they could see, not a single resident was alive. They rushed towards the palace to hear The Queen bark the following to her general “Pull back all of the troops, I will finish the terrible city now that we know the king is dead and that wretched high priest. And prepare my daughter for me, it’s about time she meets her true parents.”
“Wait do you mean?”
“I don’t know what you thought was cryptic about that. Dead. Killed. Obliterated from this Earth. Whatever word you would like to use.”
Kailvan held Keke back from launching an attack. As they stayed hidden around the corner. Each of the horde of black mages started going into the bubbles, clearly a transport to the ship above. Kailvan rushed forward. “Everyone, trust me.” He dived inside one of the bubbles disappearing. Kulja followed in suit shortly afterwards, rage in her eyes. Keke, tentatively followed suit just in time, as the last bubble was heading upwards.
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Back on the Queen’s ship, the queen held a dark substance in her hand. “My comrade has made a fine choice, the God of Thunder it shall be.
“A horse appeared out of a portal in the sky above Relica. The Rider of the horse was holding a jousting spear, but it was electrified. All of a sudden, he thrust it downwards into the town below. There was an explosion. Electricity flung everywhere. A wave of smoke soared upwards. When the smoke faded away. There was nothing. No trace that a city had ever existed here at all.
“I am going to get used to this.”
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“What do you mean you used up the rest of the stuff?”
“Well, you see….. I….”
“You what?”
“I wanted to look pretty! The stuff makes my body super sleek and shiny, like any faatle should be!”
“Ummm…. You made the male carrier system collapse, so you could look pretty.”
“Yes, I know I may be vain but….”
Marjaverte was stabbed hundreds of times by the other faatles, annoyed that they had destroyed their main means of communication.
Dead is Thoracic Guy, Marjaverte, a faatle villager, who could read all mail sent from one person to another, and could intercept mail to redirect it to a different target on two nights. With their death, NO MORE MAIL CAN BE DISTRIBUTED IN THE GAME.
Bigantria:
1. @capri1722
2. @Jahboi
3. @StayingPositive2017
4. @cubsrule4e
5. @Stagg737
6. @WildZoo
Urobt
1. @allieh8607
5. @SARdoghandler
6. @PippyPony
Bilundeam
4. @Dinashadow
5. @johnnaboo
6. @genny
7. @Melchizedek
Lubertia
1. @Animal Midwife
2. @CoffeeQuestionMark
3. @grebes4lyfe
4. @dolphin106258
5. @Matthew9Thirtyfive
Outer Continent
1. @PrincessButterCup
2. @Ms Procrastinator
3. @Lawper
4. @muttmanager
5. @kcoughli
Unknown locations:
3. @StartingoverVet
7. @Coopah
12. @Trilt
13. @mizchiefmanaged
DEAD:
1. Doggo Lab - Jade (Villager)
3. Mypetmoose – Tapu (Villager)
4. Ziggy - Phyisician Iji (Villager)
5. Barkley, Krammet (Villager)
6. Skimble – Wiske (Villager)
7. Thoracic guy(previously known as emlady) - Marjaverte (Villager)
Disclaimer: This write up gets wonky…. Like 30% is because of me, for the rest of it, blame your fellow players.
“Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and caul….”
“What are you doing, there is no incantation to remove the gellunes from the princess. It’s literally all magic. Why are you?”
“You know what, why do you have to be a buzz kill? I am trying to provide the people reading this story with a little entertainment and you…”
“The people reading… what are you on?”
The character stares straight out of the page, at you, yes you. “I am talking about the game we are a part of and the musings we are providing for a bunch of health field inclined people (and 1 pilot). Maybe they want to hear a nice little pop culture reference, that brings them into the moment of the witchcraft of the moment. Maybe they want to escape their realities and invest themselves within us, the characters. But no, you have to ruin it, don’t you.”
“I can’t deal with you, you extract the freaking gellunes on your own.”
“Now that he’s gone... “Double double toil and….”
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Back in Lubertia, the girl in purple dragon armour, Valju, was leading the assault to retake Lubertia. They had knocked out the entire occupation of the large town district next to the palace. They were finally heading into the palace district.
They got halfway down the path, just past a cemetary, and dark wizards started swarming them from the cemetary, it was an ambush.
Keke siphoned the energy of the plant life around him, and the grass beneath him. Grass turned into bladed vines, and bladed vines turned into impaled dark wizards. He took down literally 25 of them at once, while barely blinking those piercing yellow eyes of his.
They sprinted up the stairs in front of them, which led to the entrance to the palace. “My king has to be alright. He has to.”
They burst through the doors, and standing there was a beautiful girl clad in shining white armour, and a shimmering sword. “Well well well, I didn’t think you would show.” The woman brushed her hair back to one side.
“We have defeated your army. Now yield. And we will spare you. And tell us what you did with the king.”
“Now now…. If we actually had the king he would be dead already. But luckily for you, he escaped and ran to the nearest rat hole, just like every rat does. But, I am surprised you think ‘that’ was our army. That was just this week’s shipment from Vela. We haven’t even started using our human soldiers yet.”
Keke clearly was getting enraged.
“Little black mage, you can join us again, no hard feelings.” She laughed a bit to herself. “Or not, you actually look like a challenge, and I can certainly use a challenge. I haven’t had a challenge…. Well… ever.”
Fireballs appeared in Keke’s hands.
“So, here is the deal. If all four of you, combined, are able to beat little old me, I will head back to Bigantria, and leave you to go find your little rat king. If I win, one of you dies right here right now.”
Keke immediately let a stream of fireballs her way. The woman spun her sword, the incoming fireballs appearing to absorb them.
“Give me everything you’ve got.” She winks at Kailvan.
All four of them coordinate an attack. Keke Starts freezing the lower half of her body. Kulja jumps into the air, floating in air, waiting to throw his spear. Kailvan and Wiske charge from opposite sides, Kailvan wielding his daggers, and Wiske wielding…. His silver fork (Yes, he attacks with a fork, yes, the blades of his fork are super sharp, if you’ve got a problem with it, you fight him and see how that goes for you).
The general moved her sword in the circle around herself, which drew all the ice into the sword itself. She parried the blow from Wiske with her sword and threw him into Kailvan before he could strike. Then ducked, and immediately hit the spear as it whizzed above her head, slicing it into two.
“My turn.”
Her sword started glowing an intense orange color. Then a fiery red. Then a wave of colors burst from her sword, contacting everyone in her path.
They were all on the floor crippled, defeated. “Pathetic.”
At that moment the queen and some of her accompanied guests walked in. “Ah I see you have already been a great host to the company.” The queen laughed at her own joke, and the rest of the group weakly laughed with her.
“Could you, at some point, give me a real challenge?”
“Maybe once you prove yourself.”
“How can I prove myself, if all you do is keep giving me these weaklings to face.”
A demon looking creature came up behind Wiske. “What in the world is this?”
“They are called Wis, unlikes Tyrions, they eat and they don’t know things. Why, do you want it?”
“I would love it. The demon came up behind it, open its mouth super wide, and swallowed the entire large WI in one mouthful. He chewed down, and blood gushed and splurted everywhere. “A little doughy for my tastes, but it will do.” The demon laughed maniacally with his mouthful, which just sounded like him choking on his “meal.”
“There isn’t time. My demon friend, you have got some gellunes for me?”
“Of course your highness, may I recommend using….” (he whispered in her ear)
“Sounds perfect to me.”
A final member following the queen went over and looked at Kailvan. “You are going to be trouble aren’t you.”
“If you are done looking at the monkey child, do you have a plan for Relica?”
“Of course, they may find those tornadoes to not be so protective soon enough.:
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“Where is the princess?! I MUST GET TO THE PRINCESS!” Ris was in a steel cage, almost like a chandelier, hung over a pit of spikes.
“Think Ris. How to get out of this. He looked above and saw it was quite a ways to the ceiling. “Maybe if I am able to swing the cage, I can make it to that balcony.” He peers at the balcony to his right. “And then break out of the cage from there.
He started swinging himself from side to side, always traveling with the way the cage was swinging. Eventually, just barely, he made it to the balcony.
That was when he let the idea of the princess being injured take over him. He ripped open the steel cage, rushed the two guards nearby, slammed them to the ground, and took their weapons. He was a man unleashed, fueled by pure rage.
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“I have it, I have assembled the potion.”
Our beetle king friend was really excited. He had discovered an old text, which described a potion to reverse any curses that are due adulterous desires. A little bit of this strange potion, a little bit of the beauty potion, and a touch of the odd potion. He bargained with the local brothel owner, who had all three of these potions.
“Ser, I have created a magnificent invention for you, something that all the nations will sing about and flock to your brothel in particular,”
“Hmmmm, what is it?”
“It can cause what is dead to never die. It can cause any sun to rise in the morning. It can cause a sailor’s salute away from a ship. It can….”
“Please stop….”
“Fine, I call it Viagra.”
“I am intrigued sir, I will trade you the mixed potion for it.”
(yes, this is the true story of how Viagra was made).
“The beetle king drank the potion, and felt the change coming. He was excited, overjoyed even. Except… He was turning green. And not like the Hulk either. More like an amphibious creature who says ribbit. The now frog king sighs. “Well, at least my brain is a bit clearer than before…”
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We return to Kailvan waking up from unconscious state, finding Wiske’s guts splattered everywhere. He woke everyone else up, and they knew where they needed to go. Relica.
By the time they got there, there were no more tornadoes. They sprinted up the stairs that lead to the city. It as devastation everywhere. As far as they could see, not a single resident was alive. They rushed towards the palace to hear The Queen bark the following to her general “Pull back all of the troops, I will finish the terrible city now that we know the king is dead and that wretched high priest. And prepare my daughter for me, it’s about time she meets her true parents.”
“Wait do you mean?”
“I don’t know what you thought was cryptic about that. Dead. Killed. Obliterated from this Earth. Whatever word you would like to use.”
Kailvan held Keke back from launching an attack. As they stayed hidden around the corner. Each of the horde of black mages started going into the bubbles, clearly a transport to the ship above. Kailvan rushed forward. “Everyone, trust me.” He dived inside one of the bubbles disappearing. Kulja followed in suit shortly afterwards, rage in her eyes. Keke, tentatively followed suit just in time, as the last bubble was heading upwards.
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Back on the Queen’s ship, the queen held a dark substance in her hand. “My comrade has made a fine choice, the God of Thunder it shall be.
“A horse appeared out of a portal in the sky above Relica. The Rider of the horse was holding a jousting spear, but it was electrified. All of a sudden, he thrust it downwards into the town below. There was an explosion. Electricity flung everywhere. A wave of smoke soared upwards. When the smoke faded away. There was nothing. No trace that a city had ever existed here at all.
“I am going to get used to this.”
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“What do you mean you used up the rest of the stuff?”
“Well, you see….. I….”
“You what?”
“I wanted to look pretty! The stuff makes my body super sleek and shiny, like any faatle should be!”
“Ummm…. You made the male carrier system collapse, so you could look pretty.”
“Yes, I know I may be vain but….”
Marjaverte was stabbed hundreds of times by the other faatles, annoyed that they had destroyed their main means of communication.
Dead is Thoracic Guy, Marjaverte, a faatle villager, who could read all mail sent from one person to another, and could intercept mail to redirect it to a different target on two nights. With their death, NO MORE MAIL CAN BE DISTRIBUTED IN THE GAME.
Bigantria:
1. @capri1722
2. @Jahboi
3. @StayingPositive2017
4. @cubsrule4e
5. @Stagg737
6. @WildZoo
Urobt
1. @allieh8607
5. @SARdoghandler
6. @PippyPony
Bilundeam
4. @Dinashadow
5. @johnnaboo
6. @genny
7. @Melchizedek
Lubertia
1. @Animal Midwife
2. @CoffeeQuestionMark
3. @grebes4lyfe
4. @dolphin106258
5. @Matthew9Thirtyfive
Outer Continent
1. @PrincessButterCup
2. @Ms Procrastinator
3. @Lawper
4. @muttmanager
5. @kcoughli
Unknown locations:
3. @StartingoverVet
7. @Coopah
12. @Trilt
13. @mizchiefmanaged
DEAD:
1. Doggo Lab - Jade (Villager)
3. Mypetmoose – Tapu (Villager)
4. Ziggy - Phyisician Iji (Villager)
5. Barkley, Krammet (Villager)
6. Skimble – Wiske (Villager)
7. Thoracic guy(previously known as emlady) - Marjaverte (Villager)
That's how em knew about WZs message. But hey, I guess that's wolfy.
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Well, reading other people's mail is illegal...
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Now I'm going to be even more lonely. Great.