The ICU has been a fairly active place lately. So many critical cases coming in needing attention, so little funding to actually take care of them. Luckily there are stringent procedures in place to determine when and how people are treated. The starting point for all of those procedures is the insurance company representative who determines all the treatment protocols. So we find ourselves with a full ICU with few being treated when
@Gwenevre / @Ashgirl is brought in to the ICU after another attack last night.
The crack admissions team checks on gwenash's insurance information when they make the horrifying discovery that gwenash is the insurance company representative. Twiddledee turns to Twiddledum and asks "How can we call the insurance rep when the insurance rep is our patient?" Twiddledum, being the smarter of the 2 admin people responds, "The insurance company can just appoint a new rep. All you have to do is call the President of SDN co.". Twiddledee then responds "But haven't you heard, the president took a promotion to chairman of the board, so there is no president anymore." Twiddledum then wonders "Couldn't we just call the former president and let them decide". But Twiddledee is well versed in these matters and claims "Absolutely NOT! We have protocols in place to make sure things are done properly. That would not be proper! We cannot run this ICU unless there is a properly appointed insurance rep appointed by a President. Not to mention the former president is in the ICU as well!". Twiddledee and Twiddledum just look at each other with that blank, administrative look. One turns to the other (kind of confused about which one is which now) and concludes "I guess we should just close the ICU down completely, because no one is permitted to be treated". "But won't they all die then?" the other responds. "Yeah, I guess". The 2 shrug their shoulders, turn off the power and go on permanent vacation as all the equipment powers down and one by one all the patients expire.
The obituaries of the now dead and cremated players follows:
Obituaries.
Gwen/Ash: Our faithful insurance company reps insured that at least people could stay alive for a few days until one person could be fully treated. With their death, those suffering attacks have no hope.
Wildzoo: President of the corporation had the important job of filling crucial positions when/if they became vacant. Accepted promotion and left that role unfulfilled.
ShortnSweet: Director of the NSA, wolf. Used taxpayer funds to snoop on the players and learn all she could about them. Also had the ability to appoint a protege to continue her nefarious activities.
ResoluteMike: Vice president. As in most companies, the title is pretty much meaningless, given just to placate people around long enough. Had no role, except ONCE in the game was allowed to do ANYTHING they wanted (within reason). Used his ability to raise money for DVMD's treatment on the same night she received insurance co approval. <smh>
Letitsnow: Dirty judge. Was able to use his power and influence to decide who to let out of jail, but more importantly, could bargain with the inmates to force them to do things for him. Unfortunately for LIS, the wolves <strangely> decided that using their audit power and jailing people was just not worthwhile, and he was left having an empty courtroom almost every day.
Day 12 deadline: This is going to be a problem. Unless you all finish lynching by 8-9am tomorrow, I will be out ALL day, and cannot close (i will probably be too tired when I get back). So try to finish lynching tonight, and then we will have a LONG night! Sorry. Real life.
There are
7 lucky players left in the game:
A -Polluting Chemical Company Inc.
2-
@VetAshley2117
4-
@SummerTheLynx
D- The Soul Sucking Hedge Fund Investors LLC.
1-
@DVMDream
2-
@devyn
3-
@thedrjojo
4-
@allieh8607
1-
@dyachei @brightimpressio
Closed Places.
ICU
<shut down due to lack of insurance reimbursement>
B- Act Like you care about the planet but don't really Co.
(shut down after a hostile takeover)
C- Food Supplements for Suckers Ltd.
(shut down due to e-coli scare)
E - The Claim Denying Insurance Company Plc
<taken over by a hedge fund as a tax shelter?>
F - The Megalomaniac Monopolist Tech Assoc.
<Closed due to loss of its tech savvy employee>
Jail/Dog Pound
<closed due to disuse>
The Crematorium
Cyndia,
IRS agent, Wolf
swings, Bail Bondsman
DocE & Chillbo <3, Ralph, the stoner, and head wolf.
Lupin21, office worker
hedgie, corporate raider
FFM, chairman of the board
Html, bicycle messenger
Mad Jack,
Divorce lawyer, wolf
Lissarae06, hot dog vendor turned CEO
Gwenevre/Ashgirl, Insurance company representative
Wildzoo, President=>chairman of the board
shortnsweet,
director of the NSA, wolf
ResoluteMike, vice president
Letitsnow, dirty judge
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