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Holy cannelloni! What a strange situation the noodles found themselves in. Something about it just seemed ... off. Like it should be recorded for pastaterity. There were puns. Pastatively amazing ones, quite honestly. Everywhere. Why were there so many puns?
If you're not feeling stroganoff to handle the sauciness, it's okay. As every pastafarian knows, an important part of the relationship between the noodles and the water is that it needs to be strained sometimes. And here we find ourselves, on the brink of a pot, salty as the sea, needing to decide which noodles shall reign supreme.
Some of the noodles felt like hopeless ramentics. They envisioned themselves diving artistically into the pot, the blazing champions of the day. Others felt a little less sure because jumping into boiling water is a pretty weird aspiration to have tbh.
And yet, our sentient noodles find themselves in a feeling of unease. Like they needed to pastapone their plans to solve the mystery of who among them was ... an impasta.
But can they do it before time runs out?
As they stared suspiciously at the noodles in their midst, they thought of one more terrible pun.
What do you get when you cross a pasta and a dog?
I'll let you think on it.
They heard the sound of a single bubble rising from the pot's bottom up through the swirling water.
Pop.
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