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You know what would be absolutely AMAZING?!---If there was a handy dandy spreadsheet with every internship site listed along with their specific method for extending interviews.
For example:
SITE NAME-The Academic Medical Center for Anxious Applicants (AMCAA)
INTERVIEW INVITE METHOD-Our site extends interviews in waves of ten at least two weeks apart in order to generate the utmost level of anxiety in our prospective interns. Although we are aware that we have a date listed for an interview invitation, we like to spice things up by extending interviews randomly at different dates using different invite extension patterns as well as sometimes mimicking modern dating's "slow fade" or "ghosting" techniques. Ultimately, we believe in the trial by fire method of teaching individuals distress tolerance.
omfg 😆😆😆😆😆 genuinely laughing out loud in my office