Applied to Vet School. Got In. Didn't Go. Med School Now?! Help, Please.

[vetmedhead]

Good news guys! I am procrastinating and googled if a veterinarian can be a millionaire! @DVMDream clearly is slacking!!!

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I really like the implication here that you should run a clinic with 5 doctors and pay none of them or pay any clinic bills/supplies so you can be a millionaire

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[vetmedhead]

I really like the implication here that you should run a clinic with 5 doctors and pay none of them or pay any clinic bills/supplies so you can be a millionaire

"Attention, peasants. Have I ever got the indentured servitude opportunity for you!"

 

[RedLauren]

He also gave a list of 3 mistakes that veterinarians make that cause them to not be millionaires.

1. They take out student loans to go through college rather than putting work into getting scholarships and paying their way.
2. They buy way too much house with a mortgage and end up giving much of their salary to a bank as payments.
3. They buy cars on payments rather than buying a cheap, reliable used vehicle.

Darn, if only there was a $300,000 scholarship available so I wouldn’t have to take it any loans.

 

[cdo96]

I really like the implication here that you should run a clinic with 5 doctors and pay none of them or pay any clinic bills/supplies so you can be a millionaire

"Attention, peasants. Have I ever got the indentured servitude opportunity for you!"

Did someone say

Unpaid Internship????​

 

[cdo96]

Did someone say

Unpaid Internship????​

“But the experience!!!!”

 

[Squeaksmom]

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As a friend of mine put it recently "one dumpster fire is a potential hand warmer... two is getting a little ridiculous!"

 

[SkiOtter]

As a friend of mine put it recently "one dumpster fire is a potential hand warmer... two is getting a little ridiculous!"

What about like
4?

 

[Squeaksmom]

That's just out of hand...

 

[DVMDream]

As a friend of mine put it recently "one dumpster fire is a potential hand warmer... two is getting a little ridiculous!"

Two is a bonfire... you make s'mores with that. Get this right.

 

[EB73674]

I have to admit. This made me laugh really hard

"Er, how long have you thought this, ma'am?

"SINCE I WAS A PUPPY"

We told it to our new vet that came on about 9 months ago, and it made it into her blog. Our poor lead receptionist may never be the same again, she had to clean it up. This woman was COMPLETELY normal during the ENTIRE appointment, then lost it at checkout. We were all so confused until we smelled the urine...

 

[cdo96]

...WHAT THE ****

I mean, we had a lady just drop to her knees and urinate in our front lobby while yelling "I'M A DOG, I'M A DOG" last year, but at least that could be cleaned with a mop....

Did she come in for a spay or can that be arranged??

 

[EB73674]

Did she come in for a spay or can that be arranged??

I swear, she was COMPLETELY normal throughout her entire hour-long new puppy appointment, then just effing LOST it in the lobby. My poor coworkers were scarred, they had no idea what to do. I was tempted to make the same joke "That problem will stop if you get the full spay service!"

 

[WildZoo]

Did she come in for a spay or can that be arranged??

*snort*

 

[Stroganoff]

Where are these DVMs taking home 7 figures and how can I apply?

It's in dog dollars. It's 1 figure in people money.