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Why do people have to act offended that you asked them to do the thing that is their job as the consultant of their chosen profession?
Me: I'm calling from ICU regarding our patient Mr. X who developed a cold, weak pulsed, cyanotic, monophasic extremity overnight despite being normotensive and not on pressors...
Dr. Evil: Why are you calling me? This is a new consult. I don't know why the on call person you spoke to suggested Y and never saw the patient. You have to tell me all about the patient.
Me: Okay. Patient is an xx yo m admitted for x and y s/p procedure z who overnight developed the following findings....
Dr. Evil: No, I only want to know why you are consulting MY service.
Me: Okay, you asked to hear all about the patient, what would you like to know?
Dr. Evil: Why are you consulting My Service?? What do you want Me to do?
Me: I called you because I am concerned that his toes may fall off. Can you come see him please?
Yargh. Tell me you have nothing to offer, smarmy person, fine. That's what I need to know before I let the guy's feet fall off and someone asks "what did Service X say?" and I say "oh I never called them, I was sure they had nothing for us." You want I should tell you how to do your job? Come see the damn patient and tell me if your service can benefit the patient or not. Does the barber have to look at a person crosseyed and ask why they came to his place of business? No, they are there for a haircut like every gdamn body else. So do your thing. Assess and freaking recommend. Thank you.
Me: I'm calling from ICU regarding our patient Mr. X who developed a cold, weak pulsed, cyanotic, monophasic extremity overnight despite being normotensive and not on pressors...
Dr. Evil: Why are you calling me? This is a new consult. I don't know why the on call person you spoke to suggested Y and never saw the patient. You have to tell me all about the patient.
Me: Okay. Patient is an xx yo m admitted for x and y s/p procedure z who overnight developed the following findings....
Dr. Evil: No, I only want to know why you are consulting MY service.
Me: Okay, you asked to hear all about the patient, what would you like to know?
Dr. Evil: Why are you consulting My Service?? What do you want Me to do?
Me: I called you because I am concerned that his toes may fall off. Can you come see him please?
Yargh. Tell me you have nothing to offer, smarmy person, fine. That's what I need to know before I let the guy's feet fall off and someone asks "what did Service X say?" and I say "oh I never called them, I was sure they had nothing for us." You want I should tell you how to do your job? Come see the damn patient and tell me if your service can benefit the patient or not. Does the barber have to look at a person crosseyed and ask why they came to his place of business? No, they are there for a haircut like every gdamn body else. So do your thing. Assess and freaking recommend. Thank you.