Class of 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

This forum made possible through the generous support of SDN members, donors, and sponsors. Thank you.
Sheldon is the terminator? 😕 :scared:

Yes, young grasshopper.

:laugh:

I was lying in bed last night thinking how I'd feel if my phone went off and it was an interview invite...

It will go off very soon! I'm willing it to happen!

Mmhmm. I'm only a lazy human.

I'm going to get fired from work today because all I'm doing is refreshing my e-mail and posting on SDN.

Frankly, I could get fired and I don't give a damn. But I know this is not going to happen since my PI has a crush on me. It's been confirmed... I hope he didn't think that leaving his wife would allow him to make a more aggressive approach towards me. 😕:scared:
 
Frankly, I could get fired and I don't give a damn. But I know this is not going to happen since my PI has a crush on me. It's been confirmed... I hope he didn't think that leaving his wife would allow him to make a more aggressive approach towards me. 😕:scared:

Yeesh. I don't exactly have that kind've swing at my job (if you get my drift).
 
Yeesh. I don't exactly have that kind've swing at my job (if you get my drift).

Hahaha I get your drift.

My PI left his wife a few weeks ago... for another man. He made a point of saying...

"So I left my bitch of wife over the weekend, for my boyfriend Todd. So about the patient in 414......"
 
See, never trust a woman... they'll trap you every time

:laugh:

Yes, young grasshopper.



It will go off very soon! I'm willing it to happen!



Frankly, I could get fired and I don't give a damn. But I know this is not going to happen since my PI has a crush on me. It's been confirmed... I hope he didn't think that leaving his wife would allow him to make a more aggressive approach towards me. 😕:scared:
that's what happens when you're hot.

BWSTW can trap me in her cage all she wants... I can only imagine what else she's got in that drawer of secrets... I wanna put the fire your goblet 😉 (HP joke)

:meanie: wouldn't you like to know....
 
How do you know that I'm hot? I could be absolutely hideous for all you know 😉

And... oh my dear... I'd love to find out.

Too bad you are so far away.....😉
 
Oh stop being such a tease!

If you tease your interviewer like this... and make him beg for it... then give in... you're guaranteed an acceptance and a full ride scholarship.

mwhahahah .... my plan will work perfectly.
 
And you have to get through his PI. Pretty sure the PI has dibs, you have to respect that for 2 weeks.

Crap, I forgot about that obstacle. Maybe we can share? Rotate weeks or something
 
mwhahahah .... my plan will work perfectly.

You devil you.

And you have to get through his PI. Pretty sure the PI has dibs, you have to respect that for 2 weeks.

That pesky two week rule sucks

Crap, I forgot about that obstacle. Maybe we can share? Rotate weeks or something

Am I piece of meat?

Wait no... I am a cyborg... I shall rephrase... Am I a piece of silicon?
 
You devil you.

That pesky two week rule sucks

Am I piece of meat?

Wait no... I am a cyborg... I shall rephrase... Am I a piece of silicon?

:laugh: They do make kits you know.
 
Crap, I forgot about that obstacle. Maybe we can share? Rotate weeks or something

Just coax the PI into a sign-off, or bribe him with a nice vacation with a honeymoon suite for him and his boyfriend "Todd".
 
I guess I'll be the first one to say it, the Big Bang Theory is an awful, awful, terribly unfunny show. How it manages to garner emmy nominations over far superior fair like Community and Its Always Sunny is a complete and utter travesty.

As a matter of fact, all CBS comedies not named HIMYM are terrible.
 
I guess I'll be the first one to say it, the Big Bang Theory is an awful, awful, terribly unfunny show. How it manages to garner emmy nominations over far superior fair like Community and Its Always Sunny is a complete and utter travesty.

As a matter of fact, all CBS comedies not named HIMYM are terrible.

Hater.
 
I guess I'll be the first one to say it, the Big Bang Theory is an awful, awful, terribly unfunny show. How it manages to garner emmy nominations over far superior fair like Community and Its Always Sunny is a complete and utter travesty.

As a matter of fact, all CBS comedies not named HIMYM are terrible.


Make the bad man stop!! :scared:
 

Make the bad man stop!! :scared:

hey-i-think-they-mad.jpg
 

Hilarious!

I think you're PI may be interested in this?

He would be. He's a really nice guy though. Wrote me a balling letter. He said it was the best he's ever written. He told me that he wrote something along the lines of..."Yeah, if I died tomorrow, I could trust CB to carry out my work with dedication and zeal" or something.

He was probably thinking he could score.
 
2 rejections 🙁
👎 You are better than they are anyway.

Hilarious!



He would be. He's a really nice guy though. Wrote me a balling letter. He said it was the best he's ever written. He told me that he wrote something along the lines of..."Yeah, if I died tomorrow, I could trust CB to carry out my work with dedication and zeal" or something.

He was probably thinking he could score.

:laugh:
 
I guess I'll be the first one to say it, the Big Bang Theory is an awful, awful, terribly unfunny show. How it manages to garner emmy nominations over far superior fair like Community and Its Always Sunny is a complete and utter travesty.

As a matter of fact, all CBS comedies not named HIMYM are terrible.

I don't find it funny, either, which is surprising because I'm kind of a nerd.
 
Hilarious!



He would be. He's a really nice guy though. Wrote me a balling letter. He said it was the best he's ever written. He told me that he wrote something along the lines of..."Yeah, if I died tomorrow, I could trust CB to carry out my work with dedication and zeal" or something.

He was probably thinking he could score.

One of my PI's didn't write anything about my character what-so-ever. Straight up just wrote that I did my work and that nothing got stolen in the lab because I have an intimidating figure and would make a good bodyguard. They also had a weird sentence saying somethign along the lines of my last student to apply to medical school was accepted at mayo and oaklandguy got to see her work as an undergrad.... and I think they made me out to be a beast at cleaning glassware.

Another one of my PI's said some good stuff about how I went above and beyond by reading articles and presenting the information to her in order to bring it into our own work etc.

Best letter by far was my humanities teacher though. To whom it may concern Oaklandguy was my top student. I was happy with that one. Unfortunately they are only a masters and have only been teaching for like 5 years... but we'll see what happens.
 
One of my PI's didn't write anything about my character what-so-ever. Straight up just wrote that I did my work and that nothing got stolen in the lab because I have an intimidating figure and would make a good bodyguard. They also had a weird sentence saying somethign along the lines of my last student to apply to medical school was accepted at mayo and oaklandguy got to see her work as an undergrad.... and I think they made me out to be a beast at cleaning glassware.

Another one of my PI's said some good stuff about how I went above and beyond by reading articles and presenting the information to her in order to bring it into our own work etc.

Best letter by far was my humanities teacher though. To whom it may concern Oaklandguy was my top student. I was happy with that one. Unfortunately they are only a masters and have only been teaching for like 5 years... but we'll see what happens.
sounds like your PI doesn't understand what a LOR is all about. 😕
 
I wouldn't have even seen that if you wouldn't have said bottom.
 
sounds like your PI doesn't understand what a LOR is all about. 😕

They did get someone into Mayo though and Wayne State. They have never been the type to hype someone up or really be nice at all. Like I made a breakthrough in one of their experiments and they were just like, ok. You know they are proud of you when they aren't talking crap to you. That type of person.

:welcome: new poster from Wonderland :hello:

Whats good. :hello: :hello:
 
2 rejections 🙁

🙁 Don't worry, you'll have some luck with the school that's right for you!!




So, guys, this is part of my tele strip from last night. Thought some of you might be interested, I thought it was kind of cool. 😀 Those first three beats are normal sinus rhythm, then you see three beats of ventricular bigeminy--or one sinus beat followed by a preventricular contraction (PVC). You can tell a PVC because they're wider than sinus beats and come before the normal sinus beat otherwise would. Basically means that the ventricle is contracting before the sinoatrial node (the normal pacemaker) gets a chance to fire an electric signal. I was doing this for a few hours last night, with PVCs every two to six beats. A PVC once in a while is very normal, but they aren't supposed to happen this often! Needless to say I am making an appointment with the cardiologist this week. But the moral of the story is that heart rhythms are cool and I'm really happy I work on a cardiac floor.

EKGStrip.jpg
 
Top