I do understand the text on which I am basing all of my beliefs on.
You seriously think that everyone who believes in the Bible is a *****? You need a severe reality check. Taking the Bible half-literally would be like you saying Evolution is real, but fish weren't a part of evolution. If you want to take the Bible and say it is completely false, well you cannot do that either because there are proven records of many Biblical writings (things that Sceince said couldn't exist like Hezekiah's tunnel and the axels and wheels found at the bottom of the red sea). To say Jesus never existed is false, because there are records of his existence found in non-biblical texts. To say Jesus was a bad man is silly, because all texts that include him and the general consensus is that he was a good man. However, Jesus claimed he was God, therefore he must have been insane right? How come he is not remembered as someone who was insane?
I honestly could not care any less whether you thought I was a ***** or I was brilliant, and you will probably still feel as though I am a ***** no matter what argument I make because the reality of the situation is that if I had the same view as you, you would assume I was intelligent no matter what my actual intelligence would be.