Don't Say This in an Interview...

[loo]

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"Ummm...I think I covered that in my essay; you might want to read it again."

I must say, this is a good stress-reliever!

Fire away folks---I'm going to bed. 😴

 

[chickenboo]

What a fun thread! How about this one in response to "why are you interested in our school?"

"Because everyone needs a safety school."

Ouch!

 

[PsychoLulu]

Ohohoh, I know:

Interviewer: You mentioned in your supplemental that our school is your top choice - why is that?

Student: Oh yeah, I did say that, but honestly, I can't remember why anymore.... It's the same reason I tell my dates they are gorgeous - I think it's what they want to hear, and it will help me get in!

😀

 

[loo]

"You need me."

"I want to save all the unwanted puppies/kittens in the world."

"Well, I got that "C" because the professor was out to get me."

 

[meyao]

Q: "Why did you apply to vet school?"
A: "I've already been rejected by med schools three years in a row, but I suffered through two semesters of o-chem and I'll be damned if it goes to waste."

 

[HopefulUGACVM]

Q: "what is one of your weaknesses?"
A: "I buckle under pressure"

 

[AbbeyRoad]

Q: "Why do you want to become a veterinarian?"

A: "Because I look good in a lab coat!"

(someone told me to say that as a joke haha)

 

[PAThbrd]

Check out this thread on the SDN's MD forum... I came across it a month or so ago. The name says it all... I Asked My Interviewer Out on a Date, HELP

 

[Bill59]

Q: "Why do you want to become a veterinarian?"

I would be a real doctor but I don't like people.

 

[friesian02]

"Mmmmh...ketamine."

 

[loo]

Q: "Is this school your top choice?"

A: "If you admit me, it will be!"

 

[loo]

Q: "How do you feel about hunting?"
A: "Animals or people?"

Q:"What will you do if you don't get in?"
A:"Well, first I'll *cry*, then I'll get drunk, and then I'll come up with a way to tell everyone 'No, I DIDN'T get in this year'. Of course, I could strive to become a manager at McDonald's..."

Q:"What will you do with your DVM degree?"
A:"I can't possibly answer that since you haven't admitted me yet!"

Q:"Why not pursue a career in human medicine?"
A: "I'm here for the VET interview, right? I don't understand the question."
(roll eyes for full effect)

 

[HARLEY D.]

Q: Why a vet and not a vet tech?
A: Vet techs spend too much time with the animals!

 

[PAThbrd]

Q: Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

A: Working for PETA

 

[meyao]

Q: Why vet med?
A: The money. It's all about the money.

 

[chickenboo]

Q: Do you have any questions for us?
A: Yes, why the *$%# did it take you so long to let me know I got an interview?

 

[MicheleVet]

"I'm in it for the euthanasia!"

 

[HeartSong]

Q: What experience do you have with animals?
A: I watch Animal Planet all the time, I love it.

 

[loo]

Q: What experience do you have with animals?
A: I watch Animal Planet all the time, I love it.

Or.."I read all the James Herriot books".

Too funny 🙂

 

[loo]

Q: "Why did you apply to vet school?"
A: "I've already been rejected by med schools three years in a row, but I suffered through two semesters of o-chem and I'll be damned if it goes to waste."

"I hate my job".

 

[MishyKY]

Q: Why do you want to be a vet?

A: Because I read Black Beauty and I like ponies!

 

[loo]

"I have a barn boot fetish".

"There's nothing more sexy than a bovine emasculator".

"Girls/Guys look so hot in coveralls, baby!"

 

[StartingoverVet]

oooo. This is a good one....

How about...

"When are you planning on reducing tuition so we can actually have a life after we leave vet school?"

 

[battie]

Interviewer: "What are the differences between animal rights and animal welfare?"

You: "Wait, there's a difference?"😱😕

 

[Felixor90]

Interviewer: "What are the differences between animal rights and animal welfare?"

You: "Wait, there's a difference?"😱😕

"With animal welfare, my cat would be able to get foodstamps for her meowmix."

 

[pp9]

"What can we say to convince you to choose this school?"

"Can you drop my tuition by 100%?"

 

[LivesintheLibrary]

"What can we say to convince you to choose this school?"

"Can you drop my tuition by 100%?"

Love me, feed me, never leave me

 

[WildZoo]

Q: "How do you feel about hunting?"
A: "Animals or people?"

😆

Q: Do you have any questions for us?
A: Yes, why the *$%# did it take you so long to let me know I got an interview?

I feel like this one was directed at Penn...hehe

 

[WildZoo]

"What are your hobbies?"

"I like to skip class and waste my life on the internet all day"

 

[StartingoverVet]

"What are your hobbies?"

"I like to skip class and waste my life on the internet all day"

try not to project your own feelings ... this is a joke thread. we all know this is true.

 

[WildZoo]

try not to project your own feelings ... this is a joke thread. we all know this is true.

😱😢

 

[StartingoverVet]

😱😢

 

[WildZoo]

Mean old man

 

[StartingoverVet]

Mean old man

This is a bit of a non-sequitur, but it makes sense to me.... and I like it, so....