Funniest Doctors Name

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Dr. Virtue
Dermatology

--The guy's got a huge product line.



Dr. Mirza
Internal Medicine

--It is pronounced exactly like MRSA; Every time I hear it I look around to see if anyone if laughing. They never are.
 
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Dr. Richard Head. Man he hates being called Dick

I swear this is real
 
gagolden said:
Dr. Richard Head. Man he hates being called Dick

I swear this is real


I had a Dr. Atta Urem Butt (Gastro)
Sounds like Adda, your remmin' butt

sad but true!
 
I've heard of a Dr. Mailman. He works with a Dr. Flug and Dr. Oozer. They have a big 'ol sign in front of their office with their names and I crack up everytime I see it :laugh:
 
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saw this one today, made me laugh.

Aena H. Payne, M.D.
Assistant Professor; Director of Medical Acupuncture in the Pain Medicine Clinic; Medical School: University of Texas Southwestern, 1987; Residency: Children's Medical Center at Dallas, 1990, Faculty, Department of Anesthesiology since 2003.
 
Dr. Hatchet - a neurosurgeon

Dr. Stitch - oral surgeon

Dr. Paine - don't remember
 
Hopefully, I will get to be a Dr. Peffer. And yes, there will be a can of DP on my desk at all times.
 
I have a friendwho is going to be a DO whose name is Warix, which is a German pharmaceutical for genital warts (think wart-ex in english).
Also, I have a friend who is close to getting his PhD in microbiology and then will be Dr. God.
Dr. Buda in my area
My aunt had a physician called Dr. Fuchs.
I know of a Dr. Penix in my area. None of these are fake! All are pronounced very carefully!
 
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dr.peaster-urology
dr. hackett - gen surg
real names, real people. innocent. have not been changed to protect them

ohh btw, dr.eslicher = derm, he's a do.
 
dr. phillip coffin

(knew him as a med student, he graduated this year if all went well; in the same institution there was someone w/a Ph.D. who has the same first & last names)

another dr. love took out my wisdom teeth
 
Here's a real gynecologist in my hometown (Fort Worth, TX). I have actually worked with him in surgery several years. He is a great guy and a die hard UT fan.
...... Dr. Sealy Massengill Ob/Gyn
 
Doc 2b said:
I don't think I've seen this thread b4, if so feel free to call me a lazy ass for not looking b4 posting. I just posted this on another thread, but thought it would be funny enough to desrve it's own. Please contribute, if possible give specialty, it would be better I think if these were actual names. I'll go first.

Dr. Stubbs, owns a prosthesis store in Chattanooga, TN :laugh:

Speaking of Chattanooga, TN I went to a ENT named Dr. Pancake lol
 
Dr. Butts ... Colorectal Surgeon.

I was hoping I could say his first name is Seymour. But, alas, I think it's something like Donald.
 
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Ok. This guy is NOT a doctor, but his name is the greatest thing I have ever encountered. Ready?

Harry Tush

wait for it...

THE THIRD.

His name is Harry Tush, III.

How do you make that mistake 3 times in a row?!?!?!
 
From Idaho.....Dr Skye Blue, infectious disease and Dr. Dokter, internal medicine.

Both very real
 
An oncologist I saw back at MD Anderson a few years back (breast cancer doc.):

He walks into the room and says, "Hi, I am Dr. Pleasure.."
---I then interrupt--"Are you serious?!"
Dr. with a completely straight face "Yes."
Me--trying to contain myself from smiling even just a little 😎


PlAnEjaNe
 
Dr. Stephen I. Ball (optometrist)
Dr. Payne (dentist)

Funny names I've known (non-medical):
Crystal Shanda Lear
Mary Christmas
Gaye Christmas (not related to Mary)
Firmus Dick (my childhood priest!)
Megan Love
Anita Wildman
Amanda Lynn (dad owned a music store)
Richard Koch (sadly went by Rick, not Dick)
Major Dick (military dude, so Major was a title)
And my all-time favorite, Harden Long 😀 (who was so proud of his name that he had it painted on the door of his truck)
 
Dr. Goodnight- I wish he was an anesthesiologist, hes a plastic surgeon.
 
Dr. Trickle

Yes, his first name is Richard. Everyone calls him Dick. Urologist in rural VA.

Good Times
 
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Dr. Looney: Child psychiatrist at Duke. his office was down the hall from mine when i worked there.

I also know of another pre-med whose last name is McDoom (she wanted to get married before she started working with kids). can you imagine a 5-year old going to Dr. McDoom?
 
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Richard (dick) Woodcock and Spencer B. Gay wrote a book together. You can't make this stuff up.

Big ups to Dr. Dicky, who first showed me this wonder.
 
Dr. Flicker - (Opthomology) . Professor at NYCOM.
 
Dr. Noh pronounced "no"
I saw him wearing a black Jamed Bond villain type suit
"I don't expect you to recover. I expect you to die Mr. Bond"😆
 
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My friend at SIU had the privilege of calling up the alumni and one alumnus was a Dr. Fat Ho.😀

There was also a guy in one of the computer classes whose name was written as Sh*thead (It was pronounced Sh*tteed.)

Those are both real.

No offense if any of you have these names.😳
 
I also knew a Dr. "Brainy" who was a neurologist i can't remember the spelling

PLUS my pediatrician was Dr. Smart --- no joke
 
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Dr. Kallus (Pronounced "Callous"). It was strangely fitting, considering that was the only doctor we were asked to stay away from when interning at the Stony Brook ER.