Funniest Doctors Name

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All hilarious. I recently heard a really funny name. Not a doctor so don't get bent out of shape but I was working with a vascular surgeon last month. We get a consult for some guy in the ER who "woke up and all his toes were black". Riiiiight he just woke up that way. Short of passing out drunk in the freezing cold and getting frostbite (which we considered and ended up being our working diagnosis) you don't just all of a sudden lose all ten toes while still having strong DP and PT pulses (his arteriogram was fine by the way). Anyway we made the obvious conclusion that he would lose his toes, yes all of them. So we did a bilateral, transmetatarsal amputaion. The funny part is his name...
Mr. Stump
no lie :laugh:
 
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At one point I was thinking DO but I figured I like feet more (going to be a pod) but I was thinking OB/Gyn and my name would have been Dr. Heiman (pronounced hyman)...Good thing I switch and I'm engaged:laugh:
 
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Dr. Barry Love - Pediatric Cardiologist Mount Sinai medical center.

He should have sign saying we fix broken hearts.:laugh:
 
After I get married and finish med school I will be Dr. Adcock. As long as I'm not an obgyn I think I will be ok. Also, you know how some places the email address is your first initial and then your lastname well mine is B Adcock so put it together!
 
Okay...granted, this isn't a doctor's name. Heck, it's not even medically-related. But, I figured since most of the names listed here are indicative of their specialty, I think this one is apropos: Cpl. Warren Peace, USMC. No joke. I found his name on a USMC website ( www.mcnews.info/mcnewsinfo/marines/gouge/marines.htm ). It's Marines Magazine Year in Pictures 2006. Premier Collection, picture 7 of 60, photographer.
 
Doctor Moe, Doctor Larry, Dr. Curley

My son was delivered by Dr. Gerber in Wisconsin.
 
My husband had a vasectomy in 2000 in Jacksonville, Florida.

The urologist who did the surgery was:

Dr. Baldock

No lie.
 
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Dr. Dick Tapper (urologist)
Dr. Beaver (OB/GYN)
Dr. Born (OB/GYN)
Dr. Doctor (IM)
Dr. Friend (IM)
 
The two GI doctors who perform colonoscopies at a hospital I used to frequent were called Dr. Hairy and Dr. Wong. Not funny separate, but together, I couldn't stop laughing.
 
When my son was very little, I used to call him "Mr Tussy" (baby talk for "rear end" in our family")

Once, when talking to him about being a doctor, I told him that there were doctors who only took care of people's behinds.

I told him, "You could be Dr. Tussy, the tussy doctor!"
 
An ortho I worked with had a mentor named Dr. Bonesaw


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I saw a guy in ortho named Dr. Couch, Dr. Crane Couch. Too bad he didn't go into psychiatry.
 
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