Funny classroom crap.

[Andrewosu]

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Hey I am new, well whatever...anyway, I was wondering if anyone had any funny stories from undergrad. To start things off, here are two that I know of.
1: So I have this friend who was taking Chem 1 from this nazi professor and it came time for their first exam. The entire class got the test handed out and they started in. The test had been going on for around twenty minutes when all of the sudden this dude, in the middle of the class, grabs his head with both of his hands and starts screaming. He then yanks his shirt off , throws it across the room, and then grabs his calculator and chunks it at the floor. Everyone in the class looks up and is dumbfounded at this crazy a**hole. The guy storms out and is never seen again...
2: One of my friends was taking organic lab at the same time I was. The prof. decided that the class (of around 200) needed to take a six hour practical to assess our abilities / torture us in the lab. My friend and I had the practical in the afternoon, and she decided to go early the same morning of our test and ask the prof. some last-minute questions. As she is headed towards the lab, she hears all of this commotion in the hallway outside of the laboratories. It turns out that there were around twelve people sitting in the hallway outside of class crying their eyes out because they had seriously messed up their practical experiments. So my friend goes up to the prof. and the prof. goes "don't worry about them, they just made mistakes." Needless to say the entire practical for nearly everyone was a complete clusterf*** nightmare.

 

[MahSpoon]

it wasn't that funny at the time but very weird

I was taking a physics final and this guy at my row 2 seats down is doing something weird and the professor goes up to him and tells him to see him after class...then he takes the guy's shirt! apparently the guy was wearing a "lucky" shirt that had physics formulas on it. he had an undershirt as well, but i wonder if he would've had to finish the test topless otherwise

 

[nekrogg]

it wasn't that funny at the time but very weird

I was taking a physics final and this guy at my row 2 seats down is doing something weird and the professor goes up to him and tells him to see him after class...then he takes the guy's shirt! apparently the guy was wearing a "lucky" shirt that had physics formulas on it. he had an undershirt as well, but i wonder if he would've had to finish the test topless otherwise

haha he took the shirt after the guy takes the test?

 

[MirrorTodd]

I was in an English class and we were talking about nouns or something and I asked the professor, "What about a collective singular, like family or teeth?" I felt like an idiot once I realized what I said.

 

[Zoom-Zoom]

One time, I fed a snake some beer. It was slithering this way and that

 

[baylormed]

One time, when going into the classroom for my World Religions class, we noticed one of the students from the previous class (or so we thought) was sleeping on his seat.

We told the professor for the previous class about it and she said "Oh no, he's not in my class, he was already there when we came in..." We are talking about classes that last for 1hr and 20 minutes. The guy had been there longer than that.

So our professor was the one who eventually had the courage to go up to him and wake him up. The guys was so confused he didn't even know where he was...I have no clue how long he had been there, but he had to look at the clock on the wall for a LONG time before really waking up and running out of the classroom very awkwardly.

It must have been pretty embarrassing for the poor guy.