holdtheZooshorts Presents: LaWWpy Sayings (game thread)

[supershorty]

shred or death

I’m not sure what this means in the context of vote close

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[supershorty]

Today at aerial class, I learned that I am functionally a potato.

 

[supershorty]

But at least I was an upside down potato for a while. Intentionally.

 

[holdthemayo]

I’m not sure what this means in the context of vote close

She would like us to either shred or death everyone. I have a list prepared for this...

 

[holdthemayo]

Today at aerial class, I learned that I am functionally a potato.

I'm more of a sweet potato

 

[Animal Midwife]

consideration myself that hashbrown

 

[Barkley13]

consideration myself that hashbrown

I looooove hash browns

 

[supershorty]

I'm obviously one of the smol potatoes, whatever those are called.

 

[genny]

I'm obviously one of the smol potatoes, whatever those are called.

fingerling?

 

[supershorty]

fingerling?

No, I'm thinking of the round ones. Google is calling them baby potatoes, but that doesn't feel like an accurate descriptor for me since I'm not the baby of this group.

 

[Lawpy]

I looooove hash browns

Hash browns are awesome

 

[WildZoo]

Wait, everyone isn't dead yet? What's going on here?

 

[WildZoo]

Oh **** I'm early


Uhhhh nevermind, carry on

 

[supershorty]

@Animal Midwife, yes or no, close now?

 

[Animal Midwife]

@Animal Midwife, yes or no, close now?

 

[supershorty]

Can you be a little more clear, I'm just not sure what you want

 

[Viscernable]

I'm more of a sweet potato

****
There should be a buzzeed quiz for t - what the hell am I saying, of course there’s a buzzfeed quiz for this.

WHAT KIND OF POTATO ARE YOU

The potato quiz to end all potato quizzes.

www.buzzfeed.com

I’m mashed potatoes
****

 

[cubsrule4e]

****
There should be a buzzeed quiz for t - what the hell am I saying, of course there’s a buzzfeed quiz for this.

WHAT KIND OF POTATO ARE YOU

The potato quiz to end all potato quizzes.

www.buzzfeed.com

I’m mashed potatoes
****

***************
what if im a potahto, and not a potato????
***************

 

[supershorty]

****
There should be a buzzeed quiz for t - what the hell am I saying, of course there’s a buzzfeed quiz for this.

WHAT KIND OF POTATO ARE YOU

The potato quiz to end all potato quizzes.

www.buzzfeed.com

I’m mashed potatoes
****

I also got mashed potatoes.

 

[Animal Midwife]

 

[supershorty]

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I don't know if this is a family trait, or if it's the only answer lol

 

[supershorty]

Vote closed.

 

[genny]

I'm french fries.

 

[genny]

omg what's taking so long with the write up?

 

[supershorty]

Why Are There So Many Ankles At 3am D4 Vote Final Tally

Barky (4) - AM, Zenge, genny, Sporty
Zenge (1) - Barky

5/5 voting
@Barkley13, you are in the lead!
Missing: no one

Check your votes. Or don't. You do you.

 

[supershorty]

omg what's taking so long with the write up?

omg
what indeed

 

[WildZoo]

****
There should be a buzzeed quiz for t - what the hell am I saying, of course there’s a buzzfeed quiz for this.

WHAT KIND OF POTATO ARE YOU

The potato quiz to end all potato quizzes.

www.buzzfeed.com

I’m mashed potatoes
****

I don't want to take this because I don't want to end up not being french fries

 

[supershorty]

Day 4

Election Day arrived with a bang. Someone had made a complicated incendiary present for their good pal Lawpy, who was missed by this particular tinkerer. She'd had a long time to think about what to build, since she'd been relocated early on, and she wanted to make sure Lawpy could come visit.

Oho, but wait pls! She wasn't the only one who wanted to hang out with Lawpy. Someone else sent a cat that was both dead and alive. You thought it was election day, but for Lawpy, it was like Christmas, presents galore! Although one of them was trying to kill him, so ... dysfunctional family Christmas. But isn't that more appropriate for the WW fam anyway?

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Assassinations may be a feature of Election Day, somewhere, but more normally, they're about campaigning, and voting. Some campaigning was going on for the entirety of the day - on the behalf of someone else. She'd make them see! He was definitely the one everyone needed to vote for ... to kill. She would get everyone to see the truth! She wasn't above resorting to bribery to try and sway people.

No one seemed to be swayed, though. Maybe she should have offered cheese that wasn't Kraft singles. Or waffles! Everyone loved waffles, especially Lawpy. Just ask Zenge. He knew all about Lawpy's waffle habits.

She was partial to waffles. Waffles were a great way to redirect the focus at yeet close. And she knew a thing or two about that.

The current bandwagon seemed insurmountable. Things had been going so well until they weren't. But she wasn't going to go down without getting some laughs (and seeing how many angeries she could rack up from a particular person).

As the day drew to a close, she calmly sipped a tasty beverage that she'd found the other night. Lawpy was jealous. He loved lemonade. She generously offered to share it with him. He accepted, and threw an apple at Zenge's head just for good measure. Where had he gotten the apple? No one knew. He didn't even know. Someone must have coded for him to have an apple at that point.

The sudden appearance of the apple made a few people wonder about the origins of some of the other items. Where had they come from? It was a mystery... just like Lawpy. But that was okay. They didn't need to understand. They were happy to hold their plushy cats that said "cattos pls!" or wear their stylish tinfoil hats, as long as they were playing this game of lying, deception, murder, and complete and utter chaos.​

 

[supershorty]

Yeeted from the Lawpyverse is @Barkley13, Thoughts on a waffles WW game?, a wolf redirector.

Village wins!

Survivors of the Lawpyverse:
2. @Animal Midwife, I'm a public library hobo, village friend/foe seer
5. @genny, Explain softly, village neighbor
7. @Zenge142, Wolf Innocent Child, hirsute innocent child
14. @SportPonies, Explain gently, village neighbor
@Lawpy, as himself, tot stump turned self declared NPC turned Schrödinger's tot stump NPC
​

 

[supershorty]

Dead:
4. Viscernable, *runs away*, village hider
1. samac, shorty pls, 3P fruit vendor survivor
3. Crayola227, Oho!, village tourist
0. Melchizedek, VOTE COUNT NOW, village 1x early vote closer
11. Chaostrodon, It glitched, 3P anarchist
15. cubsrule4e, Not the okays!!! , village reflexive auto-post restrictor
6. BobLoblaw78, My hands are sweaty, village post restrictor
9. Dinashadow, Yeet Zoo, wolf JOAT
12. Barkley13, Thoughts on a waffles WW game?, wolf redirector
Lawpy, as himself, tot stump turned self declared NPC turned Schrödinger's tot stump NPC​

 

[supershorty]

Fantastic game, everyone, and thanks for playing!! We hope you all enjoyed and had a good time. Special thanks to the rest of the mod squad - PROTECT @WildZoo and @holdthemayo FOREVER! This game wouldn't have had as creative a design or run nearly as smoothly without you guys, and it was even more fun than I anticipated starting out. Players, thanks for giving it your all and rolling with some of the unexpected twists and turns, especially with items and decisions made through RNG!

Tots and deadies, thanks for playing along with our idea to have you guys crafting items during the night. I hope it made it a little more fun!

@Lawpy, thanks for being such a good sport about having a game teasing you - and the absolutely RELENTLESS trolling that I subjected you to, from the fake role PM at the beginning of the game until the end. You're a real pal and I appreciate you.

As always, we welcome questions, suggestions, and critiques. I'll be adding the rest of you to dead chat and sharing the spreadsheet shortly.

💕​

 

[WildZoo]

Thanks for playing everyone major kudos to shorty for mostly running this game on her own. I'm just here for the ****-posting.

 

[supershorty]

Spreadsheet for dayyyyys

 

[Animal Midwife]

Can I see dead chat?

 

[Lawpy]

Congrats village!

 

[Lawpy]

Walk pls wasn't a role name?

 

[cubsrule4e]

SPORTY!!!! SOFTLY BUT VIOLENTLY EXPLAIN!!!!

 

[supershorty]

Walk pls wasn't a role name?

We had many more role names than people on the roster
The Google Drive folder has a multipage document where we brainstormed roles.

 

[cubsrule4e]

Can I see dead chat?

12 hours!!! Its the rules!!

 

[Crayola227]

what is a 3P anarchist's win condition?

 

[cubsrule4e]

what is a 3P anarchist's win condition?

Max Chaos

 

[supershorty]

what is a 3P anarchist's win condition?

We made up that role, it's not like on Mafia Wiki or anything, but he had to be on the wagon of 3 [successful] misyeets.

 

[genny]

SPORTY!!!! SOFTLY BUT VIOLENTLY EXPLAIN!!!!

explain what? the library card question? that was because zenge told me he was hirsute, and sporty wanted to check.

 

[Melchizedek]

What did dina do to get shoved in with us sketchballs?

How about be a wolf? 🤣

Good game, sorry I wasn’t around much, but village did great without me!

 

[cubsrule4e]

explain what? the library card question? that was because zenge told me he was hirsute, and sporty wanted to check.

Because I was told there were false seering results and no one is apparently a seer.

 

[SportPonies]

SPORTY!!!! SOFTLY BUT VIOLENTLY EXPLAIN!!!!

*Whispers, brutally*

Explain what?

 

[SportPonies]

Because I was told there were false seering results and no one is apparently a seer.

BECAUSE ZENGE IS SKETCHBALLS

 

[genny]

Because I was told there were false seering results and no one is apparently a seer.

AM was a seer. and zenge gave out false results.

 

[supershorty]

why do people seem so convinced there was no seer even after I posted all the role names

 

[Melchizedek]

why do people seem so convinced there was no seer even after I posted all the role names

Bastard mods​