Air Force How best to contact medical recruiter?

[ThinkingAndLooking]

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Hey all! I am interesting in applying to AF HPSP, but I am having some trouble getting in touch with a recruiter to get on-track with my paperwork. I live in the D.C. area, and I have called the local recruiting office and sent some emails. Any tips from people who have moved through the process? How best to get started with the paperwork for an AF HPSP? What kind of timeline should I expect for the application?

 

[theonlytycrane]

read my post and forget about the recruiter

Why I didn't take hpsp (for those interested in the scholarship)

 

[d2305]

2011 Crystal Drive , Suite 905
Arlington, VA 22202
703-271-1601
[email protected]

You may have already tried this.

 

[HighPriest]

Draw a pentagram on the basement floor. Use salt. Place artifacts important to you at each point. Slaughter something. If you want Air Force, it'll have to be a younger sibling. If you're ok with Army a cat or a rat will do. Say the Lord's Prayer backwards at 1am. A recruiter will appear. Or, basically the same thing at least. He'll give you a similar deal.

 

[MirrorTodd]

Unless you really really want to serve, don't do it. It'll never be worth the money.

 

[Gastrapathy]

Say his name 3 times

 

[WernickeDO]

Darn you @Gastrapathy and @HighPriest, you beat me to the punchline. I was even going to make a Candyman reference!

 

[HighPriest]

The only problem is, if you say a recruiter’s name three times after he shows up, he doesn’t go away. At least Beetlejuice has some manners.

 

[Sunna12]

Draw a pentagram on the basement floor. Use salt. Place artifacts important to you at each point. Slaughter something. If you want Air Force, it'll have to be a younger sibling. If you're ok with Army a cat or a rat will do. Say the Lord's Prayer backwards at 1am. A recruiter will appear. Or, basically the same thing at least. He'll give you a similar deal.

haha this!