Air Force How best to contact medical recruiter?

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  1. ThinkingAndLooking

    ThinkingAndLooking

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    Hey all! I am interesting in applying to AF HPSP, but I am having some trouble getting in touch with a recruiter to get on-track with my paperwork. I live in the D.C. area, and I have called the local recruiting office and sent some emails. Any tips from people who have moved through the process? How best to get started with the paperwork for an AF HPSP? What kind of timeline should I expect for the application?
     
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  3. theonlytycrane

    theonlytycrane 2+ Year Member

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  4. HighPriest

    HighPriest insert "clever" statement 7+ Year Member

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    Draw a pentagram on the basement floor. Use salt. Place artifacts important to you at each point. Slaughter something. If you want Air Force, it'll have to be a younger sibling. If you're ok with Army a cat or a rat will do. Say the Lord's Prayer backwards at 1am. A recruiter will appear. Or, basically the same thing at least. He'll give you a similar deal.
     
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    MirrorTodd It's a gas. 10+ Year Member

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    Unless you really really want to serve, don't do it. It'll never be worth the money.
     
  6. Gastrapathy

    Gastrapathy no longer apathetic Lifetime Donor 10+ Year Member

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    Say his name 3 times
     
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    WernickeDO Mending tents 5+ Year Member

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    Darn you @Gastrapathy and @HighPriest, you beat me to the punchline. I was even going to make a Candyman reference!
     
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