It is IMPERATIVE that with the mullet you wear your denim sleeveless vest that has an airbrushed picture of the AC/DC album (cd) cover for the cd "Fly on the Wall" on the back. Also, in addition to "ripping donuts", let them know of some of your other favorite pastimes:
1) Smashing rocks through the windows of parked cars on the street
2) Baiting vehicles into drag races, car chases, or other such reckless behavior.
3) Buying beer for the teens unable to provide for themselves due to age restrictions--The preferred method=pimping.
4) Anything else immoral, illegal, or just plain bad that bears telling which may further your cause.
Believe me, there are enough boring, stuff-shirted, conservative applicants matriculating every year. Stand out! A background of lechery with a willingness to bend the law shows a thumbing-your-nose attitude that just can't be taught.