Attention Please! Motivation...Paging...Motivation.
Motivation...if you are in the building, you are needed at the service desk
20 minutes later...
Attention...Motivation..Paging..Motivation
If Motivation is in the building, you have a lost child at the service desk who is in search of her Motivation.
1 yr later....
'yes sir, I heard you, no mayo on that whopper. Okay, and extra pickles, gotcha.'
'Sir, I have that you ordered a super-size order of fries with a double-bacon-Whopper with extra mustard. Can I just tell you, sir, what that extra sodium is doing to you? You see, in a former life, I was a medical student. However, I failed 2nd quarter physiology because my Motivation abandoned me. Anyway, if you have a minute, I would like you to read this phamphlet I have on excess sodium intake. You see, sodium doesn't really have anything to do with the osmolality of your plasma, but more with the volume of your plasma. Therefore, increased sodium intake may cause you to retain water...oh, okay, I suppose it isn't any of my business. Yes, sir, I agree that you do look very fit in your tank-top...No, sir, I don't need to see that you still fit into your high school swim team speedos.....Well, sir, I was just trying to help..uh....I've been working here for several months sir...Yes, sir, I try to educate all my customers on the facts of osmolality vs body fluid volume control....No, sir, you aren't the first person to tell me to shut-up.....Yes, sir, your children are quite lovely, spitting image of you, sir.....My manager's name? Oh, that would be Barton, he's not here right now because school doesn't get out until 3...No, I am just the order-taker-girl...Okay, sir, that will be 6.79 for your meal. Have a wonderful, water-retaining day, sir!"
Okay, back to studying.