What a weird bump.
A bit of a story, remembering the first time I tried the devil's asparagus, I was still a bright-eyed and innocent 15-year old kid. It was Friday after school and some of my friends were going on about a party. They asked if I was trying to get blazed, I initially declined, I grew up in a sheltered household so these kinds of things scared me. Anyway, they kept on pestering me to go party with them--I decided to join them. They picked me up later that night, I had to sneak out of the window so my dad wouldn't catch me. We went to the party but it wasn't a high school party as I had thought--it was a frat house party. People were drinking their brains out. Some were literally doing it in the bathroom. The music was banging. I tried dancing for a bit, I got with this really hot college chick, she took my hand and led me to "get down with her" but I was really awkward and chubby. People were twerking on each other, I literally had no idea what to do. I just tried to back away. Somehow, I ended up losing my friends in the house. To find solace, I saw a sofa that some people were passed out on. Just as I had sat, someone offered me a bong -- they were passing it around and everyone was taking hits. I didn't know what to do with it, one of the bros just urged me to inhale it and I did. I didn't feel anything in the first two hits, I took another hit and then it hit me. It felt like my head had suddenly filled up with air, I kind of lost control of my hearing momentarily--the loud music had disappeared and I just heard people cheering me on, in that moment, I felt like I was teleported in to the clouds, just floating. I took several long hits with them the entire party, and that was it--I was melting away but at the same time dreaming--the music had gone mute but I remember the frat bro telling me "you done good kid". I don't even remember getting home, I think my friend had found me passed out on the couch and carried me to the car. I think I slept for 14 hours, but when I woke up, I was so hungry. I must have ate everything in the house--even made a peanut butter and pickle sandwich because I had this really weird craving haha.